Hi Sup Forums

hi Sup Forums
don't need nothing, just a ride across hoonah bay, maybe?
don't need nothing.
maybe some gas Sup Forums?
don't need nothing.
say, you got a boat Sup Forums?
again, don't need nothing, just a ride across hoonah bay?

wat

What've ya got for barter?

autistic alaskan family

ill trade you a boat for both your daughters

They only have 3 good teeth between them. Not a good trade.

OP here Sup Forums
willing to trade bear's trebuchet.
any takers?

You're gonna have to come with something better, since I'm not really looking to storm any castles right now.

Another Beautiful day in the bush!

what will you take then

A box of DVDs, 20lbs of lake trout, and a cord of wood.

hmm idk. mind if i test out the youngest one and ill consider it

Hi, My name is Noah, my family considers me quite the Inventor.

*Tips cap*
*Twirls Cane*

hey any of yall wanna race

This show is fake and gay.
>Hurr Durr, we survive in the bush
But do stupid shit, waste resources and energy on rafts and trebuchets.
THE FUCKING BEAR ATE YOUR HOUSE ASSHOLES!

Hey ladies, do any of you like to climb trees?
>Runs at incredible speed.

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OP is back Sup Forums
happy to include one full week in matt's tire house?
this is in addition to bear's trebuchet, obviously.

no shit its fake but its good for laughs. the dad wrote some books about them surviving out in the bush and had the 3 oldest boys go on youtube to promote the books. this was years before they were on discovery and he was offered a movie deal but it never happened so discovery offered them the show.

Their basically glorified homeless inbreds

But it's all fake anyways

I'll admit I actively watch it since nothing else is on

This is quality garbage tv.

Yeah watching them hit on girls is cringe as Fuck and obviously in real life no chick would want anything to do with them

Say that to my face not online feggit

this idiot gos into depression because dad and olderbro have to do 30 days in county so he gets drunk lol and has to go to rehab. shit cant get better then that

His sister doesn't help by telling him he stinks and to cut his hair and stop being a fag.

Gabe is badass, you all know it. If only he lost the sideburns, he's so money and he doesn't even know it.

There she is.

Aint she a beaut?

Only uses a gallon a minute in fuel, got her for a bargain in trade of course.

Anyone think rain is a qt? She's still got all her teeth at least

How many felonies you think the dad has? Why do you think he has the no alcohol rule? lmao

managed to stay out of jail after attempted fraud of the state of Alaska, so they got enough $ for a good lawyer apparently

yeah but she probably has one hell of a bush

no they hone it down with a hand ax

I dont think I would mind with Rain.

OP here Sup Forums
so we decided to add on to the main house!
anyone got some cardboard?
no worries, if not.
again, don't need nothing.
just that ride across hoonah bay, of course.

this shit is fake as fuck

they have a home in dallas where they spend the winter

You are in the woods when you come across pic related
She says "take off your pants user"
>what do you do

unzips dick

>she

bruh, come on

The looks she gives you
>"I guess that will do user"

shes been fucked so many times by her brothers that it probably looks like a flat bike tire

proceed to hit it like a hungry Ethiopian child which was promised food

would you put it in her shitbox though

might aswell, it would add to the story later on