Hey dad and mom, heres my girlfriend Elsa

>hey dad and mom, heres my girlfriend Elsa
how do your parents react?

"Finally"

They stay dead.

She's so so so fucking hot.
It's just a damn shame.

Thank Jesus I got a gf before shooting up a school

"how much did you pay her?"

Nice trips

Is this the girl who takes the black cock?

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They ignore me and start fighting because they are divorced and are now apparently in a room together.

...so son what does elsa do for a living ?

"he must have paid her, shes too out of his league"

How does your girlfriend Elsa react to you digging up corpses of your parents and you talking to them as if they were alive?

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"I think is saw her somwhere before"

that pussy is busted son

No, she's pure.

>But you told us you're a queer?
>told ya it was just a phase honey

why did he break up with her

>mom and dad try to fuck my gf

Nice shoop

My mother has no particular reaction. My dad smiles knowingly.

Son, you love that girl, you cherish her, you raise her children, cross the Narrow Sea, and take the Iron Throne.

What's the obsession with this chick? Her face is cute as fuck, but the rest of her body is completely uninteresting.

Does she have feminine penis?

Ooga booga boy! You sho done somptim good nailing a white chick! Let me has some dat white pussy, I hear she done fucked all dem niggas

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Shame when trolls try to tar the image of such a sweet girl.

SHE IS A HOAR

Cause she looks cute, and sweet, and not overly sexual.

Then she spends her days choking of foot long black cock.

>used white trash that took bbc
>or white girl that has dignity

She would never!

Only righteous Aryan brothers for Elsa!