Had the orcs not interrupted who would've won?

Had the orcs not interrupted who would've won?

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Gandalf would have won

>mfw I spent $110 buying the Blu Ray box set of the Hobbit the other month

What PS2 game is this from?

Well the elves showed themselves to not understand or at least be unable to stay in formation so I think the superior discipline of the dwarfs would win out.

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I'm so glad I never bothered to watch this film.

The first two were heartbreaking after lotr.

Dwarves have a bonus to Con and Fighter as their favored class. They'd steam rolll the elves in direct warfare.

That's the most retarded tactic I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing in my entire 22 miserable years.

why do all the foot soldiers look the same, how did this pass QA?

If you go by Dwarf Fortress dwarfs, the dwarfs would have killed them all and then raided their caravan. Before that, they would have killed Smaug easily since they all wear iron armor and have fireproof shields.

Laughed. Out. Loud.

b-but muh Weapon Proficiency (Longbow)!! ;_;

haha fucking elf fags

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Dwarven Waraxe > Longbow

Get fucked, elves.

Who /tg/ here?

Holy shit they don't even pull back the spears or anything Elves are suicidal

hehe why dont u go get drunk u big smelly idiot, then pass out!

we elves have Immunity to Sleep ;)

>tfw dwarf barbarian that constantly rolls strength checks to violently rape every elf he sees, even the men
>yfw i always won my strength checks

>elf "warriors"

whoever copy and pasted more

>dwarf
>passing out drunk

Lmao. 20 Con, motherfucker.

All they had to do was wait until the first wave of orcs had been impaled on the spears

But they had to make it completely retarded

>Tolkien Elves
>Vs Anything Short of Gods
Tolkien Elves were broken Demigods.

Can someone post that shity cgi scene where dwarves are bathing in elven fountain naked?

Jesus Christ I hate Hackson so godamn much

Tolkien elves were a bunch of Gohans but almost four times as gay.

Real men like Boromir, Aragorn, Eomer, and Imrahil were getting shit done while they were eating fruit salads out of each others' assholes on the way out of the world on their gay love boat.

>some pansy ass elven faggots
>standing a chance against this
lmao

Everyone friend.
/tg/ is easily best board

I never said they weren't lazy / busy moping.

It's a constant that the only faction that fights with well planned, combined arms tactics are the Orcs, everybody else throws themselves headfirst into battle and only succeds because the plot says so.

Fingolfin was the biggest badass in the setting. Stunted hairy jews doesn't even come close.

Why are dwarves so fucking cool? They're ugly, alcoholic manlets, yet they're always the most badass fighters in the setting.

>Boromir
>constantly a voice of healthy skepticism and reason among a group of 7 fanciful faggots and a pretty okay dwarf
>has a moment of weakness and forgets his obligations
>INSTANTLY RECTIFIES THIS ERROR BY VIOLENTLY MURDERING A FUCKTON OF ORCS AND THEN DYING WHEN HE'S DONE

>Those poses
eww

This is correct. In b4 Fëanorfags.

For sure. He took on a god in single combat and crippled him.

>the biggest badass in the setting
>not Hurin

>defeat the entire purpose of the phalanx

jaysus

>my feet hurt
>this duel's taking too long
>why is Morgoth swinging so hard
>he's going to ruin my new white dress
>I wish I was back in Beleriand sucking a shaved cock

>great opportunity to do dwarven shield wall in action
>LETS MAKE ELFZ JUMP OVER THEM FOR NO REASON

>why do all the foot soldiers look the same, how did this pass QA?

literally everybody phoned it in on the hobbit movies. nobody gave a fuck at any point.

Is that a dick cloud?

That's a big dwarf.

>Dwarf on a Pig
I don't even...

it is now

Middle-earth, if they'd killed each other off

Calm down guys.
The dwarves are the ones using phalanx tactic, waiting for the orcs with their shields and spears.
The elves are obviously a separate entity not part of that tactic and just charging in, over their formation.
Even if what the elves were doing wasn't smart, they're not going to have the same tactics as the dwarves, and it doesn't defeat the purpose of the dwarves' formation. The elves and the dwarves are separate units and armies in this situation, so they're not sharing procedures.
And it still goes with how elvish warriors fight. They're fast and they move around the battlefield. They act quickly. They use their agility to their advantage.
And dwarves are commonly better battlefield strategists.

In a lot of ways this makes sense.

Gloryhogs. A smart commander would have used that mobility for a pincer move when the dorfs held the orcs in place.

So the elves are just retarded?

Friendly reminder

Except there is no reason to think Legolas knows that story.

Doesn't matter, Elves still got cucked by a hairy manlet.

Lol that copy paste

Only Feanor. And he was a bitch. However I was merely pointing out that whoever made that picture was probably reading too much into it.

Elves know their history dude. They sing it all the time. They never shut the fuck up about it.

>Midkemia
Excluding Dolgan, dwarves a shit. Elves op.

I hate these movies.

why arent there any gay characters in this movie?

Yes, their history. This was a personal encounter between Feanor and Galadriel, why would that be remembered as common history for well over 10000 years?

>this fuck doesn't know that original elves were devided on actually two races
goddamn what newfags doing here?

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>Korgan

Mah fuckin nigga.

In the extended version the elves and dwarves actually fight and KILL each other and then the orcs arrive

>mfw they unite in 5 seconds to face the orcs after they've partially killed each other

*shoots arrow into knee*
welp

Nigger, if it is in the Silmarillion, it IS known elf history. The frame of the writings is that Bilbo translated stuff from elven lore when he was in Rivendell.

Also, Galadriel hated Feanor, do you believe she wouldn't tell anybody?

She did not hate him, she merely recognized there was darkness is his heart.
As for your first point. While that is true for Lotr and The Hobbit, I don't believe it applies to the Silmarillion.

The reason for Galadriel leaving Valionor and getting into all those troubles was out of disgust for Feanor, and if I recall correctly the book says she "hated and feared his darkness". Plus, in Unfinished Tales it is outright stated that she also wanted to leave Valinor to oppose whatever plans Feanor had for the rest of Arda. There is clearly a big degree of animosity towards Feanor in her intent.

And again, the Silmarillion was Bilbo translating, this is canon. Seriously, google up and you will find it.

I get that she disliked Fëanor, but didn't she follow him along with the rest of the Noldor? Until the kinslaying that is.

I cant believe you wrote all that to try to defend the retardation that is that hobbit movie. kys

>kys
no

Yes, she followed him because it was her duty, then she found out the retarded reason for the kinslaying was all like FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUTTA HERE

ELF AKBAAAR

Christ, I really wish these films were good.