Sup Forums I beg of you, I wanted to buy GTA5 for my little brother but my bank cancelled my credit card...

Sup Forums I beg of you, I wanted to buy GTA5 for my little brother but my bank cancelled my credit card, I promised him id get it for him but I don't have any way of getting it for him now (They don't sell steam cards where I live)
I put it on the wishlist in the link below
steamcommunity.com/id/MayhemSQ/wishlist
pls Sup Forums, please

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I'd help but poor, rip

bump cuz feelsbadman

>you've offered no proof of a cancelled card
>you've offered no proof that this is for your brother and not yourself
>you've offered nothing in return
Why should anyone help or believe you?

bump

It's for some stupid faggot, i considered buying it against my earlier statement but after looking at that profile, I'll pass

How tf is he supposed to prove it's for his brother?????

How am i a faggot for trying to be funny on my bio
Whatever man, if you dont wanna help its fine i wont blame you

You do realize that i can tell you've been samefagging right retard
Hopefully you die a poor and miserable life santi

Two sharpies in your asshole with a timestamp and you'll get your game. Do it for your brother.

WHAT THE FUCK DOES SAMEFAGGING EVEN MEAN, I DONT USE THIS BOARD AT ALL, I JUST CAME TO Sup Forums TO ASK FOR HELP, JEEZ

You have a higher resolution of that wallpaper?

*sigh* elaborate with more details pls, im considering to do it, idk how this stupid site works

Man i just picked a random pic from google for the post

not OP but here you go man.

Take a picture of two Sharpie brand markers placed in your asshole along with a piece of paper with the time and date written on it. Upload that picture to this thread.

make sure you post your steam id with it

Can i use a random pen instead with it? i only have 1 Sharpie

Ill use a red pencil and a blue pen is that okay? i cant find my Sharpie (Any additional requests for proof its me and ill do it)

Two sharpies or zero games. I don't make the rules.

Fine, how about the pen, the pencil, and a pretty thick highlighter? (I DONT HAVE SHARPIES)

I'm ok with this

are you for real? you would really go that far?

gimme a couple of minutes

Yes, i promised my lil bro and i hate breaking promises, as long as this doesnt get traced back to me irl, i wont mind

Don't forget to edit EXIF

make sure to post your steam id with your pic.

I dont understand what EXIF is (pic coming soon)

what if the guy doesnt deliver after you do it?

Then i just stuck office utilities up my ass for nothing

Exactly. So dont do it. Just wait for a giftanon to show up, most of them dont require you humiliate yourself for a cheap game.

agree with this

Like said. Just wait. Patiently. Forever if it takes.
Or shove stuff up your butt and get what you want.

Too late, did it, it fucking hurts, idk how pornstars do it wtf, give me a sec to upload to Sup Forums

GTAV isn't exactly cheap m8.

>upload to Sup Forums
I keked, not sure why

Is it worth more than one's dignity?

My dignity is long gone after what i just did man, no turning back now

Apparently if one's dignity is as cheap as $60

not for mine at least

so, assuming your brother has his own computer, capable of runing gta 5, and you also have a nice computer, why the fck do you need to beg?
you know that you can buy gta at others sites by less than 30$, just dont be stupid and buy it from steam

Better than nigging on the chan.

Ouch! user, I wish you hadn't done this. That guy is probably just trolling you.

How the fuck is the pic too large, idk how to change format on my phone

So, i took the picture on my phone, wrote the url in the browser to find this page, the url for my steam page, try to upload the picture from my phone and the file is too large, how the FUCK do i make it smaller

My fucking legs are shaking what the fuck

>probably

If you took it on your phone it wouldn't be too large to post gere

just use a software to rescale it

just up it to imgur or something

Ima screenshot the actual picture maybe itll be a diff format??? idk i hate myself

IMGUR NIGGER

steamcommunity.com/id/MayhemSQ
Its done, idk how people do anal wtf

LMAO user PLZ DON'T POST

I hate myself so muchfor this, please dont troll me

Trolled.

where is the timestamp?

Where's the timestamp nigger?

user. I was never going to buy you the game but thanks for the photo.

I'm going to hijack this thread.

Ask a guy who used to work for rockstar support anything!

I told you specifically what i was gonna shove up my ass (colors and all) i forgot about the stamp please dont make me do it again

Why are you lying?

Two sharpies in your asshole with a timestamp and you'll get your game.

You have no brother

someone plz deliver to this guy.

when is gta 6 out?

Him first. Timestamp and sharpies or gtfo.

Great, thanks Sup Forums, i just degraded myself, my legs are shaking, my fucking asshole hurts and im left for dead, thanks

I'm not.

Look up Pole To Win. It's a company based in Hunt Valley MD, Singapore, and Washington state. They handle rockstar support.

Would show proof but NDAs and all they would sue my ass.

All this for a stupid fucking game, fuck this

You came to the wrong side of the internet faggot.

anons did advice you against doing it you know?

Or nigger around for weeks on end and still not get the game.

Goddamn...someone buy that nigger the game.
OP delivered for once

Thanks to lispyjimmy, all of the underage fags called in and asked that question a lot.

I'll buy you it user. If you timestamp.

@Mayhem
I added you, add me back idiot.

I was desperate

No he didn't. No timestamp with sharpies therefore no game.

He did not deliver!!!!!!

someone added you add him back idiot

Did that retard abandon the thread lel????

Gift user want to buy someone who just had a 2nd kid he isn't sure he can afford stardew valley?

nope don't think so

Two sharpies in your asshole with a timestamp and you'll get your game.

Also here is a pro tip to you gta guys.

If you call in to Rockstar Support and make a first time claim that's under 2 million In game currency, its policy that they it to you regardless if you told the truth or not as a "customer appreciation" sort of thing.

Only works once per account every 90 days

you must follow the rules. if op could do it so can you.

Maybe for gta but I only want stardew..

Two sharpies in your asshole with a timestamp or nigger for several weeks and still not get it.

lying beggar scum

So user, did he deliver to you?

No, no one will give it to me because I didn't take a picture of the time and date. Fucking why?

I posted the picture isn't that good enough?

pic of your ass with time stamp then

didn't someone say he is adding you?

does rockstar kicks cheaters or they dong get punished?

time and date is just for proof, user

>
i bought the key and redeemed it for myself

He gave me a key he redemeed moments ago, thanks

But i posted a picture already it should be good enough. I'm not not faking this shit.