Poorly describe vidya

Poorly describe vidya.

>start game
>die

>ayys
>crash spaceship
>presents

>Beaner gets bodysnatched by nanomachines
>trick ayys into thinking you are king ayy
>shoot ayy ship with orbital defense satellite
>transform into a nigger

>travel to planet
>genocide entire planet
>save one ayy because tiny and kyoot
>foreshadowtron intensifies

Dark souls

>enter server
>get instantly killed by a ten year old screaming in his mic by a thrown prop
>turn into an invincible melon and kill him
>get banned

>be nigger
>get aids
>grow tentacles
>eat people

>thrown prop
>turning into melons of all things
you perfectly described Garry's Mod,the thread is about doing the opposite nigga

Tf2

Also, yes. You win.

Metroid II

Yup

Minesweeper

>travel
>travel
>die from scorpion cave

Hurr hurr dark souls so hard n complicated

>edgelord meets reincarnated version of his hyper edgelord brother
>spend entire game trying to find out who is more of an edgelord
>nobody gets to fuck the girl
>takes place in insane religion universe

>Ryder NIGGA

Prototype 2

That 50 cent video game

Yup

>be in chinkland
>kill gooks for money
>switch sides to highest bidding gook
>c4
Hint:it's an older game

>die
>die
>die
>ghost

Enter game
Turn on headset
>Russian national anthem plays
>schas po ebalu poluchish, suka, blyad!
>cyka!
Terorrism and memes

>arrive at mansion
>nobody's home
>find book and open it
>somehow in rainforest
>try to solve a puzzle and miserably fail
>quit playing because it's the second most boring game on earth
>never figure out the plot, even after reading the wiki.

>supposed to be a hero or something
>have hard time leveling up
>travel to locations where you may gain exp
>die instead
>travel to different location
>die there too because food costs too much
>try again a

Cs go

>*click*
>0.6 seconds
>*2x click*
>0.6 seconds
>*2x click*
Until you log off.

Starcraft

Dead to rights

No

Jamunji?

Runescape

start game
Ramirez do everything!

Yes

>dance around like a stripper
>save a little girl
>realize that it is time travel you
>return girl to her time
>consequence free time loop
>your sister is a cunt

Kek not that user, but that was what i was thinking too

>sand
>bang bang bang
>more sand
>kill civilians
>slightly less sand

>are you the pizza guy?
>roller blades
>fuck cops

No. Lol.

Old game.

>Wind's howling
>You'll choke to death on 3 pounds of steel
>Pam pa ram, pam pam

Spec ops the line

Jsrf

Red Alert 2 DRM

Das it mang

league

Every call of duty's story campaign

ding, fucking classic game

Fallout 1

what is your problem faggot?

>QT3.14 Loli
>The cure
>Lol die nigger
>Drugged Loli
>????
>Profit

dmc: devil may cry

not him but dark souls is not really that complicated tbh

Is it that one game where you have to fog up the bathroom mirror and get numbers, and theres weird symbols everywhere

>have skateboard
>Ollie at things
>Lester is a faggot
>or, fuck that shit and shred your backyard half pipe until the neighbor girl shows you her tits

>space
>repetitive missions
>grinding
>cosmetics

Tlou

> be nigger
> steal bike
> train

>on train
>aliems
>fight the big aliem
>congration u won
>or did u

>have wet dream
>wake up and go to the mall
>demons attack
>nukes
>religious race war

Mercenaries?

Warframe

No Man's Sky

Eve

no mans sky

Gta Sa

Gta sa

Destiny

Warframe

Nocturne?

You got it

>finally of age
>leave house to collect tree jizz once a year
>need 3 samples of tree jizz to make my giant air purifier work
>talking balloon carries the jizz for me while i kill shit
>midgets rule(d) the world

Azada?

No man's lie

Wait.
Spawn.
Wait.
It's raining.
Run.
Get wet.
Die from hypothermia.

>blocks
>Custom character
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW
>Multiple episodes
>Explode upon death

>your people discover their ancestors were exiled from their planet
>new planet gets raped
>destroy an empire with an incomplete ship
>return to your ancestors planet
>find out they were exiled for being dicks

Mercenaries

Alien hominid

Generic survival game

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>Podracing
>Before Podracing was a thing

i dont know this game

>start new game
>make a few friends
>get betrayed
>fuck you greenies
>fuck you shorties
>fuck you woodies
>fuck you beasties
>confederates everywhere
>get steamrolled every time

>put parts together
>blow up
>try again
>blow up further from where you started

>fast motorcycles
>powerups
>amazing soundtrack

>Zombies
>Everybody else's head is so far up their asses there might as well not be zombies
>There's a loli

>wake up
>escape
>rescue a cunt
>fly around and shit
>youre the bad guy
>kill the other bad guy

>lose a fight
>get raped
>get killed
>get bitched at
>rinse & repeat

>bust your ass for the team
>nobody saves you when you get rekt
>97% rating on steam

Close. SMT I.

Twd

twd

>shoot shit guns
>die

Prototype

Star Wars The Old Republic

That's just life.

>Kiss me, Pac

Any of the dark souls series

Sonic

John Madden Football '92

>log in
>realize the game is even worse then the last time you came back
>log out

Well, the one I was looking for was DayZ:SA, and that's as generic as it gets. I'll give you that one.

Let's step it up a bit.
> be qt robot
> land on planet
> kidnapping
> throw shit around
> fight fats mcgee and his retard three

winner

Battlefield 4