Celeb thread

Celeb thread

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M-My m-mistress Jessica Alba w-walked into the bathroom and c-caught m-me violating h-her freshly used p-panties in e-every w-way p-possible... She shrieked o-out h-her d-disgust, c-calling m-m-me a-a grand c-coward and French d-dog-booner la cheau, the k-kind of man they u-used in two c-centuries p-past t-to pasture the hounds o-of the r-rich, the w-worst s-sort o-of villain... H-Hoping to reach the sink c-cabinet and down s-several p-pain k-killers I-I begged m-mercy a-as she k-kicked the stuffings o-out of m-me and l-left m-me there h-half d-dead...

holy shit dude

kill yourself

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She's got herpes

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I would love to hit that bitch with my car.

thread ruined

P-Please f-forgive m-me f-for o-offending y-you sirs... I-I d-don't w-want an-any t-trouble b-because m-me and m-my m-mistress w-want t-to live quiet and peaceably l-lives in our mansion...

Get your reddit tier bullshit threads off this board and never come back.

As if "Sup Forums tier" were some lofty thing.

Sup Forums is full of total crap.

Thats true haha i forgot about that shit.

Although 95% of hollywood does considering they all fuck each other

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you are ruined.

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any more Emma in nylons?

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she's getting a little old for the Sup Forums newbies but would anybody do a threesome if i brought ari along and you paid for the hotel room???

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M-May I-I en-enter th-this r-room and p-post m-my m-mistress Victoria Justice g-good s-sirs... P-Please d-don't h-hurt m-my f-feelings...

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Scarlettbro?

damn, her tits are nice

I-I w-was w-wondering w-why m-my p-penis w-was shrinking and t-turning black...

Nope just a huge fan.

I can be your ScarBro

:) emma dubs

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Kate beckinsale

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Hell Yeah. She looked a lot better back when she looked like this though

u wot

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Congrats, you've ruined the thread whit the 1st reply...

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sup

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Too cute.

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I cum to her at least 4 times a week. I let people watch me jerk to her on cam. I'm obsessed I think.

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>4 times a week

YOU ARE WORTHLESS AND WEAK

Ever notice for everything seth rogan makes is okay at best and is always about drugs and usually has a shitty, half-thought out political message that can be easily shown as bullshit?

for you

Moar?

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lewd?

Your tone seems to make it sound like I should care, and yet I don't.

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Go to Netflix. Find Easy. Watch episode 6. Kate Micucci in a 3some with Legolas. Not shitting you.

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I'd love to see her looking up at me while her tongue is licking my asshole

The most beautiful girl in the world

thanks! here, have more

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yes!

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2lewd

Depends if we're filling both her asshole and pussy at the same time! ;)

Rare to see another lewd Ari boy on here... usually I'm the only one!

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very lewd but there'd be mutual ass eating

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I love Scarlett's feet

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no shit

You're definitely not the only one!

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such a sexy back

>a mutual ass eating

you're a fag

well atleast thats fair. cant say i would do the same.

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thanks bro

I-I know sh-she i-is v-very b-beautiful g-good s-sir: i-it's scary h-having every m-male o-on the pl-planet wanting t-to take a-away wh-what I-I have...

fuck yes. me too

You better treat her well, she's got no shortage of options if she gets fed up with you