Spit a verse, Sup Forums

Spit a verse, Sup Forums.

BLEACH
*drops mic*

lyrical spiritual individual

That depends. Can I get a GOOD producer first?

can't

im a halfwit schizo

Alright nigga I'm down like chinatown,
when I be comin bitches be noddin,
nigga I hope you didn't diss me,
you don't take the piss without paying the piss fee
play this game I swear I'll own ya
they you call oscar meyer cause you smoke bologna
while you broke blowin hobos in the boxcars
I'll hose all the ho's and then host the oscars

EVERYONE DUCK YOUR HEAD WHILE I SWING MY HIPS AROUND
EVERYONE DUCK YOUR HEAD WHILE I SWING MY HIPS AROUND

It's 2017 and this is rap state of the art
while you still inflatin' your hammer pants with fart
oh you wanna rhyme at me now
I cock my rhyme gun now and it goes BLADOW
you try to diss me nigger? I know your game
your rhymes are all smoke and no flame
you gonna regret starting this rap battle
you find yourself up rhyme creek without a rhyme paddle
PEACE MOTHERFUCKER

we're not gonna give you ideas for your shitty rap songs stupid fag bitch

AY AY AY AY

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

GRRRRRAAAAH

GIT GIT

AY AY

HAHN

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAH

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAH

HAHN, GIT. GIT.

YEAH.

AY.

FUCK NIGGA.

CASH.

...alright cut it off i'll keep that

yo
I ain't so dim I'm pretty well read
Give yo girl a rim in yo mama's bed
She said she gotta stay slim so I ate her bread
but she listen to madvillian so now she ded

ya thas what i said

bitch lookin like a cockroach
so I brought her to the toadhouse
smacka smacka smack
now that bitch is potroast

THIS GIRL AINT FROM DIMMSDALE

BUT SHE GIVE ME DIMMADOME

twinkle twinkle little star...how I wonder what you are! bitch.

Dont need looks
If you can cook the books of mind
And I dont mind
If you think I'm lying biut being fine
Fine your ass
For being shit too stank
And cut the line
Umbilical corded bitch you is
Cuz all babies do is piss
Missed the word scheme
I'm on a plane above the ditch
Of your broke ass bitch ass mind
Thinking you the shit
You IS the shit (that smell like dysentery)
Tell you to suck a dick
But you got nothing on gays an girls
They strongarm you bitch

En l'an 2033
Un vieux Québécois décida
De r'tourner à chasse à l'oie
Su' l'île Dupas
Par le premier du mois
Il partit d'un bon pas
Quand il y arriva
Tourne d'un bord, pis tourne de l'aut'
Lève la tête, pis lève les bras
Pas un osti d'oie
Tout c'qu'il y trouva
Des cannes de coca-cola
Et pis des douilles de 303
Made in USA

Ça fa que là, Josapha L'Espérance
Du rang des Oies blanches
Y a tiré deux coups d'gun dans le ciel vide
Y sé t'assis s'une bûche, y'a sorti
Un crayon pi un papier, pis y sé concentré :
Mon cher Ministre
Dans mon pays je suis allé
Pour l'oie y chasser
Aucune oie j'y ai trouvée
De nombreuses fois j'ai sacré
Ça s'rait-y trop vous d'mander
Que de savoir où c'qui cé qui sont passées
Baptême !
Signé Josapha L'Espérance
Du rang des Oies blanches

Par le dixième du mois, ce dernier reçut
Un beau message sur page blanche
Qui lui disait à peu près cela :
Nous sommes pour vous déçus
Croyions que vous l'eussiez déjà su
Mais, cette terre ne vous appartient plus
Elle a été vendue

En d'autres termes ...
Vous avez pas d'affaires là
On vous souhaite d'excellentes récoltes
Le moins de maladie possible dans la famille
Signé : le Ministre de l'au-delà

En l'an 2033 par le dixième du mois
Un vieux Québécois
Décida ...

I Bars
>YAH wut?

I got Bitxhes
>sshhhhhuuuyh yuh!

I got bands
Yeah-Yeah-Yeah

I got broads
>wut?

I got bank
>yeeeuuuuuuh!

lurking on Sup Forums with nothing to do
staying home friday night, yeah its true
i dont fuck with kikes, dont fuck with jews
can't stand niggas with weird hairdos
my doo rag is wrapped way too tight
got school shooter looks, yeah i just might
empty the clip on the kids, adam lanza
this is not a fucking act, tony danza

bamp

My name is user and I'm here to say/that I'm the best rapper in the USA.

Mook mook mook
oooga booga mooga
doohugga ook ook eek
eek eek oooga ooga
muhfugga bix nood
wook ook mook book
oooh oooh ahh ahhh eek
muhfugga kracka muhfugga

ahu uhuh uh huh uhuhuh uh uh uh huh uh uh uh
I'm
'head of my tieeem, sometimes yeears out
su'n powers that b won't lemme get my'deas ou'
and that ma'e me wanna ge' my advance out
'n' mo' ta Oklahoma 'n' just li'n my Aunt's house
yeah
I romanced the thot of leavin that ahl beHIND
Kanye step away from the lime-
light-
like-
when I was in the grind in the
1
9
9
9
before model chicks was bendin' o'er
or dealerships axe me B'nz or Rover
Man-
If I could just get one beat on Hova,
We could get up off this cheap ass sofa
Wha'the'sum'r of the Chi got'offer an 18 year'ld
Sell drugs o'getta job you gotta play gyro
My dawg work'd Taco Bell, hooked'us'up plural
Fi'ed a we' later the man'ger coun't'churros
S'm'times I can't b'lieve't when I'll ook'up in the mirrow
Howie out in Europe, sp'ndin Euros
They claim you never know what you got 'til it's GAWWWWWWN
I'kno *I* got it, I don't know wut y'allon
I'ma'pen'up'a store fo'spiring MC's
Won sell 'em no dream, but the insp'ration is free
But if they ever flip sides like Anakin
You'll sell *everything* 'clud'n the m'nn'quin
They got a new bitch now you Jennifer Aniston
Hol'on'I'll'h'n'le'it, don't start panickin, stay calmmm
Shorty's a' the door cause they need more
Inspiration for they life, they souls, and they songs
They said sorry Mr. West is gawn...

Comin’ at motherfuckers at full force
Showin’ no remorse
As we veer off-course
I’ll fuckin’ key your Porsche
Blow your ass sky-high
With a bunch of C4
Thinking it’s a joke
Til you get stabbed in the eye
As I’m grabbing your thigh
I’m getting so high
Don’t ask me why
‘out for the loot’
‘twenty-one gun salute’
Conjure up the ghosts of hip-hop
By playing the devil’s flute

There’s no denying I’m a psycho
I try to live with it I might yo
Black out and go on a murdering spree
Lash out and hurt someone to see
The extent of this madness
Perpetual sadness
That plagues me every day
In every way
It fucks with my head
Til I wish I was dead
My eyes keep seeing red
as I twist in this bed
Til my hunger is fed

There’s no denying I’m a schizo
Always feelin’ like somebody’s out to git you
It eats through
The flesh
And wire mesh
Like a bullet through a vest
Designed to put you to the test
See how much fucking stress
You can handle til you’re a mess

Stephen Spielnigga

one two, do what it do, to 3, for, that's the clue

KILL WHITEY CYPHER

[Intro: 2Pac]
AYY WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEEIT NIGGA (FEEL ME)
JUST LIKE 21 SAVAGE IM A REAL STREET NIGGA (IM ALIVE)
FUCK THE WHITE MAN THEY NEED TO DIE NIGGA (HAIL MARY)
LIL YACHTY IS THE GOAT CUZ HE MADE 1 NIGHT NIGGA (NO NIGGA SERIOUSLY IM ALIVE)

[Verse 1: Eminem]
I'm a white cuck and I should kill myself
It's my fault that black people are killing themselves
I need to die because I'm white
So I'm gonna OD tonight

[Hook: DMX]
KILL WHITEY NIGGA YEAH KILL WHITEY
KILL WHITEY NIGGA YEAH KILL WHITEY
KILL WHITEY NIGGA YEAH KILL WHITEY
THEY CANT FUCK WIT US CUZ WE BLACK AND MIGHTY

[Verse 2: Hopsin]
First I fuck your cracka bitch then I fuck your cracka dog
Kill them both them have them suck my nigga cock
Then I look up at the sky and I think about things cuz I got knowledge
Like did the man who invented college go to college

[Hook: DMX]

[Verse 3: Logic]
Oh shit nigga I'm mixed but whites are the devil
I'm mulatto like Drake but white people are evil
Lynch all the whites they're scary as fuck
They love to see my lightskin cock cuz they cucks

[Hook: DMX]

[Verse 4: Run (DMC)]
These tricky white people always killing our people
(Fuckin whites really are the fuckin devil)
Like we said in Walk this Way (The whites need to go)
So get your (strap) load a (clip) and bum rush the show

[Hook: DMX]

[Bridge: Young Thug]
SKRRRRT SKRRRRRT SKRRRRT
KILL A NIGGA FUCK A NIGGA BITCH
SKRRRT SKRRT
LEAVE A WHITE NIGGA IN A DITCH

[Hook: DMX]

[Outro: Big L]
2Pac kills gay faggot crackas
Eminem is a gay faggot cracka
Hopsin kills gay faggot crackas
Logic kills gay faggot crackas
Run-DMC kills gay faggot crackas
Young Thug killls gay faggot crackas
DMX kills gay faggot crackas
I kill gay faggot crackas

WE GOT DEM SHINE SHOES
WE GOT DEM SHINE GRILL
MIC SHININ WITH LYRICSL SKILL