New years eve

>new years eve
>got kinda drunk
>got home with my gf
>had unprotected sex
>her period should be in the next couple of days
>no signs of it
>wtf should i do

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wait for the next couple of days when it should arrive faggot

No, I disagree. You should kill yourself now just in case.

OP here
>realized what i was doing
>pull it out, no cum or anything

This. If you need evidence of something you have to wait until the evidence you require exists.

Wait for her to tell you that she's pregnant. Then humbly propose marriage, move into a reasonably priced apartment together, wait nine months for your beautiful baby, then live the rest of your life in love and devotion to the both of them.

You forgot the other three babies.

semen in precum === someone's gone be a daddy

congrats fag

Stop thinking like a nigger. marry her and love your child.

we were having a conversation about vasectomy minutes ago. i thing you are fucked for life

RUN. you don't want to get hit with the wild child support my guy just ghost the bitch now while you can still plead ignorance

Obviously killing your own offspring is degeneracy, so abortion is off the table.
And leaving your kids without a dad is straight outta the nigga playbook.
So, man up, marry the girl, and be a good father.
Cheers.

She is already pregnant
Obvious setup

>semen in precum === someone's gone be a daddy
This is only if you've had sex/jerked off within the past 6-8 hours or so (not sure of the duration). This is why you don't use the pull out method when having sex multiple times.

I'm with you.

Super man punch in 3 week to her stomach.

ITT: how most Sup Forumstards ended up raised by single moms and turned out to be degenerates

>bitch forced me to cum in her
lol, you fucking nitwit

then you can say you killed your own kid

>didn't get a day after pill
How fucking stupid are you guys?

>takes 2 weeks at a minimum for the sperm to germinate with the egg.

New years was 3 days ago....

If she is showing signs of pregnancy already that means she is fucking someone else.

My advice would be to play nice with her but that relationship is over. Don't get cucked

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Donate to these guys. Eventually it won't be a problem. I cannot wait.

>I learned biology from reading PUA websites

You don't bust in a girl and within a couple of days boom, pregnant.

You can't honestly believe that

>wait a wek
>pregnancy test
>abortion pill

Tell her to get an abortion you pussy.

It's incredibly unlikely that she's pregnant, periods vary and can be affected by things like stress.

Just put her on nexplanon and don't worry about it.

Give the bich some boucher fgt

Accept the fact that you're actually a redneck at heart and that you're the sole reason why dumb people are getting more numerous the last couple of decades. You, my friend, are the reason humanity is dumbing down.

>wait 5 days just in case
>okay it's probably a problem now
>wait until late at night whilst sleeping next to her
>falcon punch her in the stomach while she sleeps and immediately pretend to be asleep
>she'll be confused af and assume she was dreaming
>problem is gone and you got to beat your girl
>???
>profit!

Start preparing parsley tea.

Conception can occur anywhere between a few hours and 5 days after intercourse.
Nothing in OP's post says she has any symptoms, just a possible delayed period.
A girl can be fertile up to two days before her period, so a delayed period is often the first sign.

>smart people don't reproduce
>blame dumb people for dumbing down world

>sexy time with gf
>dont use condom once in a while
>month late period

>tfw dont know if im just lucky or impotent

Be happy you have a gf, talk to her about it, decide what you do together, live a happy life. Most of us will die alone. You ungrateful twat.

This has to be the dumbest thing I've ever read.

I won't take the bait

your post

Stop being a fat ass slob and you might get a gf.

This

Your post

Be a good father.

>new years eve
>boyfriend didn't propose
>get him drunk at party
>get him home and make for sexy time
>get him really worked up
>jump him before he can put a condom on.
>get that sweet baby juice in my pussy
>he'll be mine forever now.

It's not just your fault user, she could have stopped you and made you put on a rubber. It's called a baby trap.

kill her and then kill some boys inside of a school