Speechless thread

speechless thread

Then call them natural dicks, not uncircumcised like circumcised is the norm.

am i the only one who wants to fuck bambi

yes, and you said this last thread

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am i the only one who wants to fuck bambi

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Dicks are pretty natural in general.

cut and mutilated jew dicks are not natural

Tbh I haven't seen many uncircumcised in person, so.

i played a similar deck when i had magic on my tablet, it wasn't really often i played but it worked

they need a chat for at least a post-match screen or something, i always find that makes it more enjoyable for some games.
that does sound pretty cancerous, though.

to the extent of my knowledge, in a lot of places it's the norm. it's not natural, but it's more common than uncircumsized

Not when you've been jew'd against your will.

+ = NO

+ = YES

what the shit where did my symbols go

They still have a dick, no?

- = FUCK

- = OFF

How many asians do you think are jew'd?

100% of the ones i've been with

jeez you dont have to roast me

Considering that many Asians are Buddhists and very few practice monotheism either...
Very rare.

Are they actually asian's or americans with one asian parent?

S-squish my pawpads >//w//

>Vaporeon

This just in, if you have non-Asians in your lineage, you're not actually Asian.

Slllllllllllllllllllllllllllut.

I don't hang around Asians, so...

wow lewd

hi u

they looked asian so i assumed they were asian
there's a lot of Koreans and Chinese at my college as well

no you

how's it going?

mornin starshine

How are you today? I slept in late and am regretting it.

I geneuinely don't understand avatar fags

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I am playing Dungeons and Dragons, and making terrible, TERRIBLE rolls

You can only understand if you're actually Asian.

Ah, sounds fun. What are you playing as now?
It snowed last night so I am using it as an excuse to not do things I should.

Got called in to close tonight. Luckily, still have a few hours before that.

I am playing an evil sorcerer who looks evil and has evil mannerisms.

He is named Friendly and acts very friendly and people aren't sure if he's like a subversion or if he is as evil as he looks.

>snow
it seems to be a hassle to deal with

Thought this was supposed to be a speechlass thread, not g/fur thread...

That's pretty great, let me know if anything interesting plays out.
Snow is a hassle, the only thing I have to do today that would require going out would be walking the dog and I don't want to so I'll use snow as an excuse.

i think staying after the place closes to finish up whatever it is you have to do (if you have to do that) is the worst part of being at work late.

>anything interesting plays out.
So far the infamous Pitou luck has held and I've missed every single attack despite having a very good attack modifier.

That is fair.
Is that waterdog eating pocky

pic related

Yep, they get drawn on pocky day occasionally.

It gets so slow at night, that I can get everything I need done before closing. At most, I just stay an extra 10-20 minutes to restock the cooler.

Yeah, I play it when I want to earn coins quick cause it's always either a fast win or a fast loss, I don't really like to play it since it's so boring.

Yeah, a chat would be nice.

It can be good, but it requires immense luck to get all the right cards.

I forgot that was a thing

That was not the question.

do it.

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At least there's no such thing as circumcised taint.

There was no question asked.

>At least there's no such thing as circumcised taint.
>What's a Vagina?

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why are there stripes on his cock

also hi roy

Bite scars.

Not yet, at least...

take a raincheck for me on that one kiddo

I'll get you eventually.

that doesnt sound too bad.

i like faster games, maybe i should make a deck like that but with a little added spice, y'know?
i'd love a post-game chat at least, if not a chat that's just there all game

anyways i've gotta run, toodaloo friendos

Later, Zaryss.

see ya zaryss

why would anyone

I like to draw it out and really get to scheming. Like now I just played another with the zombie deck. The opponent tried to rush in as many creatures as they could, they got Avacyn, Blessed Spirits, Hanweir Militia Captain and 2 1/1 flying tokens on turn 6 and I had a single flying 4/5 on the field. Imagine my grin when I drew Languish from my library, it gives all creatures in the battlefield -4/-4 until end of turn so that was RIP all he had. In the subsequent turn I cast Sphinx's Tutelage and he suddenly ragequitted.

bye

I imagine he's filling up most other's oral cavities with that dick. Tooth contact is inevitable.

nothing like a good set of braces

I tried to play Ana yesterday. It was an experience.

daad

Did you ana-boost a mercy?

Maybe he should consider finding someone who knows how to blow a guy.

hey is it normal to get drunk and then get an extremely high pulse, then black out for a couple of minutes, then wake up feeling suicidal

Not really, but I have done the same and lived.

Some guy on our team was raging at me in chat for never healing him when in truth I was always trying really hard but shooting all around him.

Not everyone can be as good as you Badj. Have pity on us.

High pulse is normal. Depends on what you mean by blacked out specifically. Just take some deep breaths, grab some water.

i definitely don't want that final result

yes

strut badger strut

160 bpm is pretty high isn't it

Not at all for your age.

Well, for just sitting doing nothing, it's high. It's not dangerously high though.

how do you know how old i am

Just relax. Grab some water.

I know everything.

It's a sign you ave AIDS.
KYS

this headache isn't very relaxing

no you don't

Oh yeah

KISS

Compelling argument.

You've mentioned your age in thread before. I merely observe.

But now I must go. Later all.

No, you do not.

I could teach people. Become a great mentor, a guru.

all the time

>that pic
i died inside

go

i wanna die from all sides

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Please don't.

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Make sure to alienate everyone that likes you and make them hate you before you die from all sides.
It will make it a more fulfilling end.