What kind of girlfriend do you want?

What kind of girlfriend do you want?

a real one would be nice

Kek

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A silent one.

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sheeeeeiiittttt

Preferably female.

What was her name? I know she's famous

who is this woman?

The one that doesn't force me into wearing otaku cat ears, while abusing my anus, with a magical wand. And doesn't refer to her vagina as "Boy-pussi".

I want a girlfriend who thinks she's a turkey.

The girl I like is short and has brown wavy hair. more or less my go to

One with a penis.

hold on... I have a chart...

gey

the kind who stays in the kitchen, faggot.
:D

Holy shit you're pathetic lmao

Boipucci is a twink love hole sempai

faggot

A married one that knows how to keep her mouth shut and asshole open.

Do you show this to anyone on your social media outlets?

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wanna play it safe

one like this plz

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocations
Who's fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facilities
And picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.
I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete, to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's touring the facilities and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket
I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
At City Bank we will meet accidentally
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen
She wants a car with a cup holder armrest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name
From Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

holy fuck

I found the perfect girl for you.

one that will snort research chemicals with me

what an annoying narcissistic cunt

Not by a longshot. She's not even paying attention to the onions she's cutting. For safety reasons, I'm going to have to reject this girl under the notion that she very well might be a liability to both her and myself.

trips of truth

Sounds very exotic, better get right to it

one who doesn't have any connection to my wife.
a lack of vocal cords would be an asset as well, 'cause i know i won't find one smart enough to keep her mouth shut when she should.

those are the best kind

she's blind not narcisstic, have a heart

this is just for me. GF wanted me to make it.

One that my wife doesn't find out about

i want one with tits like this

One that society wouldn't accept.

Cheryl Tunt from Archer. She is a sexual masochist who is worth approx. $500 million. What more can a man ask for? A bitch who you can strangle fuck inside of her Victorian mansion.

y tho?

because retard

ok dude that's real fuckin neato man please dont shoot anyone

Faggot

Despite what she wants you to do, you shouldn't come up with things that can looked upon to compare what you want to what you have. It's not good for the both of you, and such ideas of coming up with charts like this cannot do you any good.

You should tell her this. Even though you think this is only for and her, anyone with a right mind would be concerned, and for good reason.

literally laughing out loud because this is the best answer in the entire fucking thread. very underrated post. good job user. have some tits and ass and pussy.

The one I pushed away from me all those years ago.

I miss CAKE

xd

Nice work Elliot Rodger