ITT we act like true gentlemen

ITT we act like true gentlemen
...until quads, then we chimp the fuck out


I say, this is quite a lovely evening, wouldn't you gentlemen agree?

Hmm, yes, quite indeed.

No

Oh yes, my dear man! Quite a wonderful eve indeed.

Now now, good sir, no need for that attitude.

theres 4 secens in there

QUAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDSSSSSS SEVENZZZZZZZZZ OHHH SHIIEEEEET

AIR HORNS MUTHA FUCKA
HOT DAYUM
THIS THREAD THE SHIZZLE
SO ORIGINAL
faggots

I'm afraid that doesn't qualify. Let us try again.

Oh dear, I do believe our little gathering has been.. ahem.. "compromised" by this rather loud negro gentleman.

YOU MUTHA FUCKAS CANT READ NO SHIT UP IN THERE? TAKE OFF THEM TIGHT ASS MAGICIAN HATS NIGGA AND OPEN YOUR EYES

ya'll a buncha dumb asses

I say, if you cannot keep your voice down, "sir", I am afraid we will have to escort you out.

Do pardon, sirs, it is not customary for negroids to be included in such assemblies, we must cordially ask you to take your leave this establishment.

Now, would you lads fancy a lovely cup of tea?

buncha dumb ass crackas dont even know what a quad even is, man fuck ya'll faggot ass white bois

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Golly I sure hope you guys are okay with me being new to four chan!

I beg your pardon?

That sure is a nice photo. Thank you sir.

I apologise, sir, but your clearly visible lures are clearly visible.

I don't mean to appear daft in any sense, I was merely hoping that this would be a forum of intellectual property and kindness. I hope you aren't insinuating a ruse on my part good sport!

Well, of course it is, but the language you used is oft associated with men of lower standing, namely youthful homosexuals.

Hmmmm, Quite. Brandy?Cigar?

Quite the keen observation good sir! You clearly are of a high intellectual capacity and I do applaud you!
I can't drink ol' fellow, It upsets my stomach in the worst of ways

Have you sampled the salt tincture?
It settles the stomach and helps one assume vitality

Thank you, good sir! I appreciate the compliment!

I have not, I'll have to give it a try! Boy old chaps this sure is a rollicking good time if I do say honestly, I feel I could befriend you all!

I've heard that said of many things, from peroxide to cyanates; does it actually work?

Good day to you, you faggot!

My god, sir! It seems you were very close to the closing of this fantastic arrangement of gentlemen attitudes with those digits!

We approve of many terms here, but we do not tolerate being associated with lumber. Do be careful with such terms.

Quite ,indeed.
A tip for you all, Gentlemen I propose to you that our future relies on steam

Bully!

say good man what do you think of them negroes and hebrews?

Steam? That's preposterous. Vapour can't carry the world's weight.

Now now my level headed chum, he does have the right to an opinion and we must respect it!

You're playing with fire dawg

Yes, but they can't afford to. Fire is too scarce of a resource for them. I suggest that we sell them the stuff, we could profit and they would never know.

I do believe, my dear fellow, we made it quite clear that such crude language would not be tollerated in this establishment. Now, if you would kindly let me escort you out....

Splendid idea! We should try it at once!

I wish we could get quads.

Afraid I must leave now, but I quite enjoyed our little chat.

I respect your notion however I must protest, though I am doing so with a heavy heart!