Some jew is gonna get >>717777777 soon, whoever gets it predicts 2017

Some jew is gonna get soon, whoever gets it predicts 2017

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In 2017 a race war will start and the Queen will die

In 2017, Trump and Ron Paul will work together to make anime real

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Fucking gay man

anime right is as bad as the fucking lefties man

In 2017 all b/fags will become master race

Sup Forums can make someone kill themselves but I doubt they can run the world

In 2017, it will finally become socially acceptable to have a trap waifu, and trap threads will flourish free of interference from anons saying they're gay.

In 2017, everyone will get a gf

castrate all traps

And none of that Mike Pence chemical shit, I'm talking butcher knives and blood everywhere

Roll

I AM GOD

EVERY user WILL GET A GIRLFRIEND

rolling for race war now

check em

in 2017 there will be yuge discounts on tendies

REEEEEEEEEEEEROLLING

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REROLL

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is a faggot

checked

This is fine.
I am fine with this.

CMON

In 2017 Dat Boi will cease coming, and finally arrive

get

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CMON

777

Putin will resign

Hi c:

FUCK YOU

roll faggot

Rolllllllllin

Melon fucking will become a thing

ROLLI POLLI RAVIOLI

Dubs here, i think that 2017 is going to be a great year for everyone here

All these cocksuckers who post that banana in the YLYL threads will finally move out of their grandma's basement and get jobs

Doing my part nigga

BRITTANIA WILL RULE THE WAVE

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I get some fuk this year

alright ill get

These dubs say you won't.

were not even close

Rolling for this, I hope so too

777777777777777

ALRIGHT. 6000 posts more.

The New World Order will wipe out all bronies

FUCK YOUR PESSIMISM NIGGA

GET THAT NIHILIST BOULL-SHIEEEET OUTTA HERE MOTHA FUCKA

Rooooooollllllllllll

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Trump takes it up the ass

Alright ladies
Listen Up

This is my prediction

> 2017 is going to be the year of gimmicks
> That is...
> ...technologies which pretend they're innovative, but are really just stupid marketing shit
> Remember the fucking hoverboard that caught on fire, which wasn't really a hoverboard at all?
> That's the kind of shit we should expect
> And 2017 is just gonna give us a shitload more

Specific predictions

> Driverless cars that aren't really driverless
> --- I mean eventually fully autonomous cars are going to happen and it's going to be awesome as fuck
> --- And there are a shitload of driver assistance features that currently exist
> --- But in the in-between stage, some shithead drivers are going to be not paying attention to the wheel because they expect their tesla to do everything for them
> --- There's going to be a really bad, high profile accident
> --- Which will temporarily sway public opinion against driverless cars, even though it was a shithead human's fault completely

> Stupid as fuck wearables
> --- For example, Fitbits that claim they can measure your blood pressure "using sensors and machine learning", even though they actually are just using an accelerometer and some shitty statistics with a wide margin of error
> --- A Facebook plugin that lets you share your heartrate will become popular. It will compare your heartrate to your friends and then pair you up. People who believe in horoscopes will take is as a sign and the shitfest will continue
> --- More "health apps" on smartphones "that use the cloud and advanced technology", which will actually just be a useless as shit service with no useful sensors

> More VR
> --- And I don't mean cool awesome holodeck VR, I mean shit.
> --- VR is making a lot of great progress, and a lot of companies are doing awesome shit
> --- But a lot more companies are going to jump on the ball and output a lot of crap
> --- And people will buy it "because the future is now"

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world war 3
cancer cure
iphone 7S

Tl; dr

alrightg i will get. our 2d waifus will be alive and will be our girlfrined.

Already does

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Roll for most of this, however it causes 2018 to advance to a point where you can transfer your concious to computers.

Damn do I not want to die. Really badly.

In 2017, atheists will define atheism

haha jew

I,Robot (2004) will smith

Michelle Obama will become the Führer of the Fourth Reich

2017 is gonna be a good year for everyone

Trump will be assassinated during his inaguration.

America becomes great again not because of trump

>not wanting to die
>on Sup Forums

Shiggity diggity ding dong

Got damn Sup Forumsros we gettin close and shieet

whose dick should i suck

alrightg i will get. our 2d waifus will be alive and will be our girlfrined.

Hitler will rise

noice

2017 us just gonna suck dick

In 2017 the mother of the user who invented the "your mother will die in her sleep" posts will die in her sleep.

it will be a good year for memes

Reewll

I'm a jew

roll

2017 is gonna suck my dick, and swallow

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do you faggots even math?

"I've never needed algebra in life"

yeah, fine, if you don't want to 777777

half life 3 confirmed

woiw

Someone will get plastic surgery to look like the dog Snapchat filter

less than 1000 to go

have my babies

I'll get pussy

Septs or hepts??? What do we call 7 repeating digits.

In 2017 this guy will get called a faggot in public

wow i'm a fucking retard

it's 1576 after this one

in 2017, Sup Forums is good again

damn its gonna happen

well call it "Jessica"

Only male/female bathrooms will exist.

Rolllling for plausibility

ur mom, muh dick