Some jew is gonna get soon, whoever gets it predicts 2017
Some jew is gonna get >>717777777 soon, whoever gets it predicts 2017
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In 2017 a race war will start and the Queen will die
In 2017, Trump and Ron Paul will work together to make anime real
Fucking gay man
anime right is as bad as the fucking lefties man
In 2017 all b/fags will become master race
Sup Forums can make someone kill themselves but I doubt they can run the world
In 2017, it will finally become socially acceptable to have a trap waifu, and trap threads will flourish free of interference from anons saying they're gay.
In 2017, everyone will get a gf
castrate all traps
And none of that Mike Pence chemical shit, I'm talking butcher knives and blood everywhere
Roll
I AM GOD
EVERY user WILL GET A GIRLFRIEND
rolling for race war now
check em
in 2017 there will be yuge discounts on tendies
REEEEEEEEEEEEROLLING
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REROLL
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is a faggot
checked
This is fine.
I am fine with this.
CMON
In 2017 Dat Boi will cease coming, and finally arrive
get
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CMON
777
Putin will resign
Hi c:
FUCK YOU
roll faggot
Rolllllllllin
Melon fucking will become a thing
ROLLI POLLI RAVIOLI
Dubs here, i think that 2017 is going to be a great year for everyone here
All these cocksuckers who post that banana in the YLYL threads will finally move out of their grandma's basement and get jobs
Doing my part nigga
BRITTANIA WILL RULE THE WAVE
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I get some fuk this year
alright ill get
These dubs say you won't.
were not even close
Rolling for this, I hope so too
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ALRIGHT. 6000 posts more.
The New World Order will wipe out all bronies
FUCK YOUR PESSIMISM NIGGA
GET THAT NIHILIST BOULL-SHIEEEET OUTTA HERE MOTHA FUCKA
Rooooooollllllllllll
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Trump takes it up the ass
Alright ladies
Listen Up
This is my prediction
> 2017 is going to be the year of gimmicks
> That is...
> ...technologies which pretend they're innovative, but are really just stupid marketing shit
> Remember the fucking hoverboard that caught on fire, which wasn't really a hoverboard at all?
> That's the kind of shit we should expect
> And 2017 is just gonna give us a shitload more
Specific predictions
> Driverless cars that aren't really driverless
> --- I mean eventually fully autonomous cars are going to happen and it's going to be awesome as fuck
> --- And there are a shitload of driver assistance features that currently exist
> --- But in the in-between stage, some shithead drivers are going to be not paying attention to the wheel because they expect their tesla to do everything for them
> --- There's going to be a really bad, high profile accident
> --- Which will temporarily sway public opinion against driverless cars, even though it was a shithead human's fault completely
> Stupid as fuck wearables
> --- For example, Fitbits that claim they can measure your blood pressure "using sensors and machine learning", even though they actually are just using an accelerometer and some shitty statistics with a wide margin of error
> --- A Facebook plugin that lets you share your heartrate will become popular. It will compare your heartrate to your friends and then pair you up. People who believe in horoscopes will take is as a sign and the shitfest will continue
> --- More "health apps" on smartphones "that use the cloud and advanced technology", which will actually just be a useless as shit service with no useful sensors
> More VR
> --- And I don't mean cool awesome holodeck VR, I mean shit.
> --- VR is making a lot of great progress, and a lot of companies are doing awesome shit
> --- But a lot more companies are going to jump on the ball and output a lot of crap
> --- And people will buy it "because the future is now"
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world war 3
cancer cure
iphone 7S
Tl; dr
alrightg i will get. our 2d waifus will be alive and will be our girlfrined.
Already does
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Roll for most of this, however it causes 2018 to advance to a point where you can transfer your concious to computers.
Damn do I not want to die. Really badly.
In 2017, atheists will define atheism
haha jew
I,Robot (2004) will smith
Michelle Obama will become the Führer of the Fourth Reich
2017 is gonna be a good year for everyone
Trump will be assassinated during his inaguration.
America becomes great again not because of trump
>not wanting to die
>on Sup Forums
Shiggity diggity ding dong
Got damn Sup Forumsros we gettin close and shieet
whose dick should i suck
alrightg i will get. our 2d waifus will be alive and will be our girlfrined.
Hitler will rise
noice
2017 us just gonna suck dick
In 2017 the mother of the user who invented the "your mother will die in her sleep" posts will die in her sleep.
it will be a good year for memes
Reewll
I'm a jew
roll
2017 is gonna suck my dick, and swallow
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do you faggots even math?
"I've never needed algebra in life"
yeah, fine, if you don't want to 777777
half life 3 confirmed
woiw
Someone will get plastic surgery to look like the dog Snapchat filter
less than 1000 to go
have my babies
I'll get pussy
Septs or hepts??? What do we call 7 repeating digits.
In 2017 this guy will get called a faggot in public
wow i'm a fucking retard
it's 1576 after this one
in 2017, Sup Forums is good again
damn its gonna happen
well call it "Jessica"
Only male/female bathrooms will exist.
Rolllling for plausibility
ur mom, muh dick