ITT we are in a hospital

ITT we are in a hospital.

Can Dr. Pastrami please report to ICU room 3?

Just like every day. I work here. Pts care is not bad...other days code brown blues.

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

I think there are more than two genders.

Dr. Pastrami is in surgery. Dr. Umjabi Muhammad Peshwari is on his way though.

Swear to god, if the guy in room 314 doesn't shut up about the remote not working I'm gonna suffocate him.

HOSPITAL, not psych ward.

Has anyone seen all of my patients?

Dr howard dr fine dr howard

I...Err...I got the number 7 bowling pin stuck in my...Err...back passage

Ugh.. I'll get my gloves...

But my vaginal benis is acting up again!!

ITS OKAY IF THE PENIS IS A FEMININE ONE!

He was simply uninsured and in front of the snak machine.. Qhat else was I supposed to?

>get hit by truck
>get taken away by ambulance
>gf doesn't know where I am
>wake up at hospital
>"psst, something's not right here, man"
>wtf mode
>dude gets "disappeared" in middle of night
>uhhhhhhh
>female nurse doesn't know what's up
>try to leave
>female nurse do some weird shit to me
>wake up on bed
>"YO, lemme the fuck outta here, cunts"
>they hiss at me
>dafaqqqq
cont?

Every night I get violently assfucked by my special friend, bubba. I've noticed recently that the insides keep falling out of me through my anus when I sneeze, cough, fart, laugh etc.

Dude I'm so stoned, pls make my night

I need a penis transplant to compete with Jamal, my wife won't let me sleep in the bex with her.

fucking lizardmans.. the iluminarty tryin to experriment on us!

The initiate lost the charts.. again

>"what happened to the dude that was in here???"
>"oh, he was discharged.."
>nurse chick licks her lips
>wtfffffffff
>"okay, so... has my fiance found me yet?"
>"you have no visiters sir"
>drugs me with narcotics
>nurse chick leaves
>wtfffffff
>fall asleep
>night ascends
>old dude is gone when I wake up from sleep
>get up
>walk into hallway
>sneak up the hallway
>hear old guy screaming
>wtf....
>look through window
>the nurses are all over him
>mfw
Cont?

DTF

nurse can i get a check on this patients dubs

This is the thing I need in my life rn

>walk to other end of hallway
>security setting at front desk
>can't continue forward
>wtf is happening.............
>go back to room
>alone
>try to figure out what to do
Cont?

Anybody want to play checkers?

Guys, don't eat the hospital food

I literally got ptsd from drumpf's election. As a proud independent womyn, I demand you can diagnose me so I can share it on tumblr.

...

It seem like youve got a bad case of butt hurt.
Someone get over here and grab this woman's pussy

>chicks spray old man's blood all over each other
>mfw
>i need to find a way outta this shitty place...
cont?

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"OMYFUCKINGAWDWHERETHEHELLAREMYTITS! "

Type more than 5 lines at a time nigger holy fuck.

And when the fuck is my ice cream, nurse?

>turns out gf is on table about to get her organs taken out
>doctors "think" she's a veg
>she fucks with a scapal and drops it
>she thinks she's safe
>one of the doctors lean over her
>"Oh dearly, we know you're awake"
>nurse smiles
>doctor makes incision
cont?

Fuck drumpf and fuck white people.

>when the fuck is my ice cream

I hope someone screencaps this story if it isn't copypasta. If it is, i haven't seen it before.

>barge into operating room on my crutch
>watch in horror as gf's bod is somewhat bleeding
>only a minor cut
>all the operating staff look at me
>oh shit....
>see it's gf
>FUCKING CUNTS
>throw crutch at nearest nurse
>nurse is fucking demon succusbus/vampire thing
>hisses at me
>oh shit, it's not a dream
>doctor locks eyes on me and glows red
>oh no
>where the fuck am I allowed
>One of nurses answers
>"st rosemary's child"
>nurse smiles and then lunges at me
Cont....?

...

I feel like im high. I'm alright with this.

Time for your rectal cleansing, user.

>nurse pins me to ground and a long ass demon tongue licks me
>"ah hell nah"
>grab hidden metal shrapnel I found in patient room
>stab her in the stomach with it
>she shrieks loud as fuck and tumbles over
>grab last crutch and slap the doctor across the face with it
>non succubus "scrub nurses" cowering in corner
>gf finally mobile
>but barely
>"we need to get the fuck out of here"
>demon succubus is recovering
cont...?

Please continue user, this pleases me.

Spooks have been summoned to read this story.

If you crit miss here, youre fucked

>got this offshoot copy pasta from the movie "Room 6"
KEK

I am out of oats brothers.... someone.... give me OATS

Welp time to watch a movie

read Sorry, but this is the main story of a movie.
>mfw you have to download/rent movie to find out the rest.

just when it was getting good too...

not the exact story plot of the movie, I added/taken some things away from it, but it's a pretty decent watch. If you can find it for free, good for you, but it's like 4 dollar rent on amazon.

Brother, are there oats in this hospital?

NURSE, I TOOK A SHIT IN THE BED AGAIN
NURSE

Head around back, we place them with the dead bodies. Keeps them fresher.

Thanks man