How many free condoms do you take Sup Forums and why?

How many free condoms do you take Sup Forums and why?

all of them because i am a fuck machine

A few dozen, because planned parenthood bags them up for you.

2-3 i like to fap with them

Just 1. I would feel rude taking too many.

How much is too much free condoms anyway?

A handful is probably fine, more would seem greedy.

none, me n the gf don't use em

2. One to be polite and another one for if I actually end up needing them.

I poke a few of them with a pin then leave.

None, i dont like fucking a rubber

None, because none of them are triple extra large, my condoms like my dick need to be pushed around in a wheelbarrow.

none because i'll never get a chance to use them anyway

>Erie County

That's where I grew up fam

>asking a bunch of virgins

One for now and another small handful in case I get hungry later

>take condoms
>go to bathroom
>fill with combination soap/hand sanitizer till it looks like spunk
>stretch rubbers over door handles of building
>????
>profit

All of them, condoms are now $1 each. Duh.

I'll take three, I like balloons

Mistew, I don't have condom in ma count'y, in Afwica we fuck da no pwoblem missié.

I don't fuck with condoms. It's like getting a massage with a jacket on.

Zero.

My vasectomy lets me shoot as many ropey stings of jizz anywhere and anytime I like.

What is that like? Does it look like jizz? Do you feel like you climaxed? How different is it from before?

It isn't different at all. Sperm comprises only about 1~2% of semen by volume, so there so difference in appearance, volume, feeling, nothing.