What's his name again?
What's his name again?
Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider
Dan Schneider "The warmth provider"
Pussy slayer
Dan "the throw her in the van man" schneider
Hes got a foot fetish, hes just one of us
Her wins out there by chance
Ricky Martin.
lol'd
dan "ill buy your daughter for a quarter" schneider
Dan "She's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to breed" Schnieder.
Dan "I gotta hide it inside her" schneider
dan "lick her soles then fuck her holes" schneider
>dan 'let pretend he fucks the little kids may may' schneider
Dan "If there's grass on the field she's ready to plough" Schnieder
...
DAN "IF THERE'S TURF ON THE FIELD, WE CAN PLAY" SCHNEIDER
LOL DANS CHECKING IN
he does though. or at the very least is a creep with their feet.
Dan "the role provider" Schnieder
Dan "If she's under 18, I'm straight in-between" Schnieder.
Dan "If There's no grass on the field play in the mud" Schneider.
Dan 'without shame no fame' Schneider.
Dan pls go
Dan "If fame is your goal then show me your hole" Schnieder.
Dan "If you want to be famous then open your anus" Schnieder.
Dan "In junior high, I am your guy" Schnieder.
keep going ill bump
Dan "The Shows Director and Body Inspector" Schneider
dan "i'll give you a percent if you forget the age of consent" schneider
Did Dan really had forcy time with Icarly?
Story behind OP?
Dan "If you wanna be on TV, sit here on my knee" Schnieder.
The weak should fear the strong.
>Dan detected
> Dan "the hymen collider" Schneider
> Dan "this'll be an all-nighter" Schneider
> Dan "we won't kill you if you stay quieter" Schneider
> Dan "the man with a plan to shut down Sup Forums" Schneider
> Dan "spread 'em wider" Schneider
dan "meet me backstage or accept minimum wage" schneider
>Miranda Cosgrove "icarly"
>highest paid female child star of all time
>highest paid child star under the age of 18 (2008 & 2009)
>highest paid Nickelodeon star
>highest paid non-basic cable actor (2009, 2010)
>She was paid $180,000 per episode when she was sixteen
What do you think?
>underage d&
Dan 'if you want your daughter on TV, she's gonna have to blow me' Schneider
That's pretty good.
But it's Dan "The hymen divider" Schneider
Dan "Meet Uncle Simon, he'll take your hymen" Schnieder.
I've been in these threads so many times I forgot what he actually even did.
Like, I know he takes a looot of creepy pics with really young girls, but thats all I know about Dan The Lady's Man Schneider, and that could just be coincidence.
OH...I DON'T KNOW.....THE NUMBER ONE RATED KID'S SHOW...A MONEY MAKER IN MERCHANDISE...OH GEE...I WONDER WHY THEY KEPT HER HAPPY.
Dan "If you have a daughter you better hide her" Schneider
Thanks, but its actually Dan "Blood on the casting couch" Schnieder.
nice try, Dan
"Special Victims Order - iCarly crossover"
Either you're Dan still trying to cover your tracks,
or you don't understand how the TV industry works
>pic extremely related
Or it could be Dan " I'll make your career if I can finger your rear" Schnieder.
wonder how many times Dan creamed her feet to get that huge paycheck
Dan "no lube required" Schneider
well, it's actually
Dan "I'm the father of Jamie Lynn Spear's baby" Schneider
AND YOU DO FAT FUCK?
IT WORKS LIKE ANY BUSINESS DOES YOU AUTISTIC 12 YEAR OLD- YOU MAKE MONEY, THEY LOVE YOU. YOU DON'T- YOU FUCK OFF.
SHE MADE MONEY AND HAD A GOOD AGENT. END OF FUCKING STORY.
(and she was on fucking birth control so Dan couldn't knock her up.)
Dan "suck my dick and you'll be on nick" Schneider
That's Dan "After we fuck in my bed, it'll fuck with your head, but wipe your tears, you have an acting career, and if you'll let me suck your toes, you'll have your own self titled show" Schneider
Dan "cum all insider so she'll become a provider" Schneider
PROOF OF THIS FAT FUCK? PROOF OF WEIGHT GAIN, FACE BLOAT ETC.
LISTEN FATSO, ONCE YOU SAVE UP 20 BUCKS TO FUCK YOUR MOM, WE'LL TALK, UNTIL THEN FUCK OFF.
Dan's absolutely a foot man.
1/2
>9. BLIND GOSSIP 09/03
>You probably won’t watch this show if you are over the age of thirty, but you would know the name of the girl involved. She is just so sweet and innocent looking, it’s hard to believe that she is pregnant. Or, rather, was pregnant. The father of the baby – who is a person of responsibility in the actress’ world – had to beg and plead with her to give up the thought of becoming a mother at such a young age. Oh, and if his wife had known about this, she probably would have agreed.
>Miranda Cosgrove/Dan Schneider, executive producer for iCarly
don't think so
2/2
And one more for good measure
Dan "Pussy Destroyer" Schneider
Dan surfs the chan Schneider
>Dan "Consent derider" Schneider
>Dan "Hymen Collider" Schneider
that might just be gossip, as he probably learned his lesson from the Jamie Lynn Spears eipsode.
>you will never impregnate prime Miranda
poor girl but so lucky man. he is living the dream
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FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK?
FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK?
FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK?
FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK?
FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK?
FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK? FAT FUCK?
He was paid more just FYI.
Black cock
YEAH, HE'S A PRODUCER. ECONOMICS. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK?
Confirmed
Dan "Shove It in Carly's Can" Schneider is in this thread
No wonder Miranda became a cum slut at college parties. Dan killed her soul.
No, dan just delivered the D on such a consistent basis, that now she just thinks that footjobs before breakfast and deep dickings between takes while your co-stars watch is normal.
Dan 'I'll seduce and produce her' Schneider.
Dan "lick her heel and make her squeel" Schneider.
YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING TOOL. DAN LOBBIED HARD TO GET DRAKE AND JOSH MAIN CAST HARD NUMBERS ...HE FUCKED THEM TO? HE DID TEH SAME FOR ZOEY 101, BOTH TEENS AND ADULTS HAD BIG PAY CHECKS...HE FUCK THEM TO?
GTFO IDIOT. HE LOOKS AFTER HIS CAST. DEAL WITH IT.
what is headcanon
Dan the chan man lookin at memes and violating teens, hero to us all
Dan "I really like fucking 12 year olds without any consequences, also I don't care if this doesn't rhyme" Schneider.
Dan "open wider" Schneider
Hello Caps Lock Boy. Fucking kill yourself you fucking faggot.
went with her at college. she sucked two old janitors who saw her snorting coke in a bathroom. she was gigling with her girlfriends telling so. She thought it was very funny.
It's YOU that doesn't understand, it depends on how the public reacts to a certain person.
Not of a girl sleeps her way to the top, this isn't a fucking backyard movie, this is Hollywood.
Take Deadpool for example, I can guarantee that no other actor could have done a better job than Ryan Reynolds, he made 80% of the movies, this is relevant to almost ANY Hollywood million dollar movie.
>taking this seriously
Autismo Mcgizmo
OHHHH....
LET'S SEE WHY SHE WAS PAID BIG BUCKS:
IN LESS THAN ONE YEAR HER SHOW WAS THE # 1 KIDS SHOW. NOBODY EXCEPT DAN PREDICTED THIS
NIFTY SHADES OF GREY DUDE.
He literally impregnated the lead cast member from Zoey 101. yeah, he was look out for her all right.
Dan "I'll look out for her while I watch myself thrust inside her" Schneider.
You need to read up on the casting couch phenomenon of Hollywood since its bloody inception mate.
Nepotism and prostitution works wonders.
Top Kek
Nigga brings up zoey 101 like we never heard of jamie-lynn spears. Haha.
>>NIFTY SHADES OF GREY DUDE.
creepy af. if this ain't dan it's someone who is a fucking pyscho
Hey, caps lock kid, look here.
>The young should fear the old
Dan "scream if you can" Schneider
...
>jamie-lynn spears
TOO BAD FOR CHILD SUPOORT THEY DID A DNA TEST ON THE BABY IN CALIFORNIA YOU DUMB FUCK. IT'S LAW YOU DUMB DUMB POOOR LONELY FAT DUDE.
THE DAD WAS HER THEN BOYFRIEND CASEY ALDRIDGE YOU DUMB FUCK.
LET ME GUESS: DAN FIXED THE DNA TESTS? ALL THREE RIGHT?
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Dan "The clinger" Schneider.
Look at that grip he has on the kid.
You're getting really defensive for being someone who apparently is not Dan "Imma bite her" Schneider