Masturbation techniques thread
Give me your best masturbation techniques you know!
Mine:
1. Use non-normal hand, if you use left usually, use right, or the other way around
2. Use banana peel
3. Turn hand, so that the thum is at the bottom
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I let Mother help me
I cut a hole in a fetus and use that.
Use a rat.
A nice big sexy juicy one
Invert your hand so thumb and index are closer to the base.
I use my wife's vagina.
peanut butter and my neighbours child
A crane to get out
Underhand with thumb next to balls, and mouse puppets near asshole
Recipe:
Borax, PVA glue and shaving foam.
Mix together to form a jelly like substance.
For further guidance search Youtubes for slime recipes.
Put into a tall plastic beaker.
Insert beenis to make fuck hole.
Lube up and fuck.
Poor man's Fleshlight.
Quit being a beta and buy some lube or ask Dad to buy you some lube. Or get laid.
does jelly like substance not stick to your dick during drying?
Use right away, dont dry.
That's mustard gas
spit on your hand, mostly mucus, it's about the same unless you are large, you will never hit bottom
Dog vomit makes a good lubricant.
Use it while it's still warm.
i'm going to start taking arginine and lecithin to enhance my faps, i'll keep you posted.
ahhh okay
must not be as jelly as I imagined
Put ur pinky behind the penis (so its on the same side as my thumb) and then jerk it. Gives more speed
Y is ur thumb on my penis
Coconut oil works great as lube, easy to get, smells nice and is good for your skin too
...With my fuckin hand
How fuckin bored you have to be to come up with all that shit here
If you can get an elastic hair thing from a girl stretch that around the base of your dick when it's hard. Keeps extra blood in your dick feels even better, fapping on easy mode.
>If you can get an elastic hair thing from a girl
what the fucking fucked up fuckness you came up with
a hair tie
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> the holocaust did never happen
It's like a cheap cock ring. And if you can get it from a girl you like, even better.
or just tie a sock around your cock or some shit, even easier to come by
I honestly can't believe that anyone would seriously give me that advice as an actual advice
why not just buy hair ties, they sell them at many places. they get lost really fast
I'm a lonely guy.
can you tell me how do you acquire those hair, i mean like you go to public pool or something and get this hair or work as a hairdresser?
Why not just buy a fleshlight? I thought we were going for thrift.
oh wait, i just noticed you meant this elastic hair ring, not just hair. :D my bad
still, how do you "get it from a girl you like"? You just ask her?
buy them at the fucking shop, they sell them everywhere
have you never seen a shop selling hair ties before?, like coles or some shit
it was my mistake
I collect hair ties I find around my school tbh
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Sometimes playfully asking, I also know magic and can take off watches, hair ties are easy since they slip right off wrists. Sometimes they're just laying around.
I have no idea how do you that, when i went to school, I guess I would have to directly steal such tie from a girl or sneak to their locker room during PE classes
but wouldnt chicks get annoyed about having their hairties taken.
it happens all the fucking time, you wear one on your wrist incase you need to tie up you hair if its windy or whatever idfk, then some girl u know is all "hey can i "borrow" your hair tie", then you have to give it to her because if you didnt you're that arsehole that wouldnt give someone a hairtie, they cost like 50cents
No it's not.
Yes it is
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I don't use hair ties all the time so it's not like I'm taking one every day. It's like a once in a while thing. Mix it up every now and then.
you mean this vid?
> eroshare.com
It's from a 'dubs and I do gay shit thread' earlier today, the guy actually delivered
The fuck are you talking about?
>Lay on your bed with your penis sticking straight up by your stomach.
>Hold phone in hands w/ porn and move forward and backward on bed to jack yourself off.
Use deep heat or icyhot as lube, makes for a spicy encounter.
I'm talking about this legend, and how he wasn't a pussy and actually delivered what the dubs commanded
holy fuck man the underage are in full force
"the swivel" Lily Love