Alright Sup Forums, I'm about to get a haircut. Dubs decides what I tell the barber

Alright Sup Forums, I'm about to get a haircut. Dubs decides what I tell the barber

Shave off everything except a swastika.

shave it all off except for the bangs

Shave it all including eyebrows

Im having a furry orgy and I want you to film me getting fucked by a dog

Double Mohawk.

Bowl cut..

Or flood wall, you decide

shave my eyebrows and all my hair except my sideburns

I mean I can tell her that but I don't know what it'll accomplish

checked

WINRAR

Oh fuck!!!

Winrar

WINRAR

Do it!! Then get the floodwall..

roll

shave it all off

WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR

So I'm guessing he's not going to get a haircut after all?

Make my hair great...no not again it was never great

Oh fuck me...
Looks like Kek has spoken

> walks in
"Whata you havin there ol champ"
-said the Barbra-
> sits in chair and stares off to the distance for a few seconds to think.

> mindset is on the last fuck and what she said about the dew

-flashback-

...
In the bed

Woman
"Fuck me harder come on fuuuck . Yes."

Man
> eternally thinks
"I need a god damn hair cut"

The fucking fuck is this guy on about.

Baber, get this mirror cleaned. I'm troubled by the face I see before me.

"Just fuck my shit up"

roll

Buzzcut, 2 guards everywhere, keep sideburns just below top of ear and keep the backend tight.

There you go, I saved your ass OP.

REROLL