Dan "The Man In The Van on Sup Forums" Schneider Thread

Dan "The Man In The Van on Sup Forums" Schneider Thread

Last one 404'd ( ) but he's still lurking

>dan making this thread again

self obsessed pedo

Hopefully. Talk to us, Dan. You are my hero.

Actually I'm the guy who keeps telling him to be my friend

NOTICE ME DAN

>Dan the man had his way with prime Miranda and I never will
fuck my life

can someone explain this to me? I've been seeing this picture in a bunch of threads, what's the story here? Did he try and touch her? did he rape her??

Not sure if user is jealous or Dan is bragging

He produced a bunch of teen shows and because Sup Forums is filled with pedos that watch that shit they made up a bunch of lies about him being a pedophile who banged all the actresses on his shows
It's all lies but it's still pretty funny

Dan "OP is a faggot" Schneider

>All lies
Hi Dan

who is he?

>being Miranda Cosgrove
>your career has been dead for years, only some a shitty DTV movie and a canceled after first season show
>you swallow your pride and call him after these years
>”hi, Dan. You never saw my house bla, bla, bla…”
>“I know what you want. Do you know what I want you, bitch?”
>he told you how to dress for him. Transparent shirt, no bra, the tiniest mini skirt and thong than you can find, naked feet. He is possessive and authoritative as ever
>next day, he is fucking you like a wild pig at your bed. all your holes are abused and creamed.
>you are making slutty sounds like if you are having the best orgasm of your life.
>“and they say I can’t act… try to fuck a fatass pig on Viagra and fake it for hours”
>he is vicious and brutal, as you remember him. You are submissive as he always wanted you. You don’t say no to anything.
>when all it’s over, he gave you some producers private numbers. “do you know how that works, my little slut. Be nice with them, and they will be nice with you”
>afterwards, you feel empty and sore. Humiliated, defeated and degraded. Like the old good times.
>that goes all week
>you feel like shit every time he is inside you, but you know that’s the game

bragging, you said

Do you know what a TV is?

How do you not recognize Carly/Megan you fucking newfag? You must be still in school.

Anyway, Dan the Ice Cream Man is the director of a bunch of old but really good family sitcoms.

Problem is tho, he does a lot of feet stuff with kids on his shows, plus he takes a lot of pictures with children that some people find creepy.

That led to the rumors he's porking every child he sees.
That then became a running joke to make puns out of his name.

If you belonged here at all, you'd know that already.
Go do your homework and go to bed you little faggot, you have elementary school in the morning.

funny thing something like prob is happening right now

damn dude you're so funny, implying i dont know what iCarly is.

>implying Dan don't wrote that

Lurk moar faggot!!!

She's not popular at all you fucking retard

brilliant

If you think that, then you're the retard

She's literally one of the highest paid child stars in all of hollywood and nickelodeon history

>Nickelodeon
Stopped reading right there

>Doesn't know a kids show
>Must still be in school

good, that's where the post ended you fucking idiot

its a good thing the autist knows when to stop reading and not to just continue reading nothing.

Duh.

I'm 19, I grew up on this show.

If anyone doesn't recognize it, that's a dead giveaway they're exactly too young to be here.

It's still on TV nigger

Are you being serious? Am I being trolled?