Kinkiest/hottest moment ever?

Kinkiest/hottest moment ever?

My girlfriend once gave me a blowjob with her sister's used panties, and I exploded in her mouth while they were wrapped around my dick.

Someone try to top that. (you can't)

I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of making a child.

Your girlfriend gave me a blowjob with 2 pairs of her sister's used panties

When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.

By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.

When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.

I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.

It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over her face and chest.

Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.

I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.

When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.

>taking shower with bae
>somehow end un talking and concluding it wouldnt be nasty to pee on each other bcause were under flowin water
>proceed to pee on each other
>feelswarmman
>continue to shower and kek, then fuck

Another one:
>be me
>with two butterfaces. One is like a 4, other one is like a 6.5
>we all tipsy at midnight, in the middle of a public park
>start makin out with 6.5, while both grab my cock
didnt get to fuck them tho

I had a nearly nude make out session with my mom once when she was high on Ambien.

Today, on edgy stories that never happened

Starring user and his wannabe psycho fantasies

Last line ruined it.

>hike school daze
>dudes bball game, fooling around w/ sloot in locker room
>halftime
>mfw hear the door swing open and players coming in
>ohshit
>mad scramble for her,I just pull my pants up lol
>hfw I basically push her out the side door
>December, snowing, t-shirt & yoga pants
>'I'm sorry' while lol inside
>0.001s later, 'What's up user?' puzzled looks
>'Had to shit lol'
>'lol'
>go back out, sit down like nothing happened.
>she come's back in front door to gym
>snow on head & shoulders
>I'm dying
>friends are asking her wtf?
>glares at me, grabs coat and leaves
>lol hard
>smashed her again that weekend

fucking sluts man, I tell you

nice pasta

I lost my virginity in an Igloo tent, in a threesome with two girls.
That was pretty hot.

One day my wife and I was fucking and drinking the milk of her lactating sister, sorry for my english

>put blindfold on 6 y/o sis
>tell her I have a magic trick to show her
>make her jerk me off
>cum buckets
>can't think of magical ending
>awkward as fuck
>do this 3 more times

>jerk off in class whilst sitting next to 2 girls
>came to the thought of being caught by them

>stole my mom's panties
>came inside them
>put them back

>gran was lying on the sofa watching tv
>at the top of the stairs I could see her
>whip out my dick and jerk off
>cum to thought of being caught

>jerk off outside countless times

>blackmailed ex gf to do things after she cheated or I'd send her family her nudes
>use her like a whore for a year

I can't go a day without jerking off or I start to get really horny and get off to the idea of doing something fucked up.

At young farmers party when I wa 15. Met girl who took me outside into a field with loads of tall plants and blew me after knowing me for five minutes. Held her head as I came down her throat (best feeling ever).
We go back inside and she starts making out with my mate. They date for 3 years after that

I kek'ed

>be me normal dude 7/10
>only decent looking guy in office
>flirt with preggo coworker 7/10
>problems with boyfriend and future baby daddy, cheats on her, etc whines to me all day
>invite her over to hang out and talk about it
>can tell shes in to me and wants dick kek
>end up having her deepthroat me
>she has me record/take pics and she sends them to her future baby daddy to break up
>mfw theyre back together a few weeks later and she awkwardly says hi in the mornings at work kek

been into being a bull and fucking cucks gf/wives since.

pic related

I went to this 'Jack-shack' in Atlanta in 2004 called Girls-r-fun. Procedure is pay $40 to house for private room and then inside the room with your girl of choice you can negotiate anything. At the line up I notice a really cute blonde girl, maybe 22 or so, so I obviously pick her. Shes new, so her negress overlord says that she will also come in, I don't have to pay double for this. Anyway, get to room, sit on chair, get naked, we agree that they will jerk me off while naked. Little blondie proceeds to sit in my lap, and grinding up on me while the negress is stroking my cock and kissing me. At some point in the grinding, my cock slides into blondie, she gives me a nice dirty look and a wink, and proceeds to ride my cock slowly, unbeknown to the negress. The pleasure is too great and I blast a hot load in blondie, the negress starts rubbing my balls to ensure its all out, and she was none the wiser to blondie getting creampied.

i... i like your style

psychopath rapist spotted

Have you ever told your mate that his girlfriend basically snowballed him on the night they met?

Sounds like you helped them work out a lot of issues

>put blindfold on 6 y/o sis
>tell her I have a magic trick to show her
>make her jerk me off
>cum buckets
>can't think of magical ending
>awkward as fuck
>do this 3 more times

similar stories?

3/10 never happend

Post the pictures my dude

i once got stripped to a folding chair by my ex-gf, im not submissive at all and the bitch had a whip

I was completely naked and she came slowly walking in and started switching between sucking my dick and whipping me, every time she started whipping me my dick went down like the enola gay.

It ended up with me getting so pissed off, i ripped through the strips around my left arm and legs, then lifted the chair directly into her face and told her to loosen the right arm (I was literally bleeding from my ankles). Might have had some sort of psychotic expression, but it ended with her crying in the bathroom, and me naked in the hallway swearing to my self with a chair stuck to my arm.

Wife and I fucked a cute 19 year-old after a party. She ate my cream pie out of the other girl. They kissed after.

kik me for em
kik: anongutz

dont be a nigger, post em on here

4 am. got out of a party. Very hot night. Nobody in the streets. She walked nude from the party to my house -like 1 kilometer-.Was spotted by some random people. She made me a blowjob before entering my house, in the streets, absolutely naked.

Yeah. i told him at the time BEFORE he started making out with her. He didn't seem bothered. Weird

Kinda wish I had emptied my nut deep in her ass too. Oh well

Some people just can't stand being alone.

his cuck
they prob knew each another before that.

Fucking my girlfriend who was from a very conservative family. She likes it risky.

fucked gf in ass until close, quickly transitioned, came in mouth and proceeded to throat fuck her.

>she refuses to do magic trick anymore
>say I have a different one to show her
>fuck her feet without blindfold

>she catches my parent's fucking
>I tell her we should try what they did
>ask her to show me
>she takes off pants and bends over
>I get diamonds
>stick dick against her pussy
>stop
>realize I can't go any further or I'll get caught for sure
7 years later and she's a hoe, already had a few bfs and more than likely fucked some.

also a few others
>female cousin watched me jerk off

>steal auntie's panties and jerk into them in bathroom

>steal friend's sister's panties who I never met and jerk into them in bathroom

Never been caught, but realized I had to stop (by jerking off twice every day) before I end up like Ted Bundy.

let's not get too crazy user

i don't think they did. Reckon I would have known her.

There is something hot about seeing the girls I have fucked getting married and shit now. You get them when they are 18-22 and they are usually still learning so are down for the nasty shit. Someone i fucked in the ass got married recently. Made her clean my cock with her mouth.

Good times

I wouldn't of minded, but I'm huge into snowballing. Dunno about it being another guys cum tho, little weird.

>14 yrs old
>Have two best friends (Girls)
>Im sleeping over and we all use the same bed
>I sleep in the middle of them
>Someone brings up having a threesome, Jokingly.
>Proceeds to slip there hands down my pants
>I tell them i wasnt ready
>TFW when you miss out on a possible threesome cause you think your dick is small.
I was 14, I had watched too much porn... Expectations... FML

Another one:

>be 20 yr old me
>16 yr old gf
>tells me once one of her "fantasies" is to get rapped
>fast forward months later
>in a big fight over something stupid, as always with grills
>be horny AF
>shes angry on bed, not talkin to me
>remember about her "fantasy"
>proceed to force take her clothes off
>she "struggles"
>can tell she's really angry at me tho, pucnhes and kicks me kind of hard
>fuck hard
later confesses me she enjoyed the whole thing

When we had our first MMF 3some and I noticed him stretching her out

>but it ended with her crying in the bathroom, and me naked in the hallway swearing to my self with a chair stuck to my arm

Sex life on Sup Forums. Top Fucking Kek

Wife (GF then) says she has a surprise. Asks what music I think will put me in the mood, so I tell her barry white can't get enough of your love. She ties my hands behind my back, ties my feet to the edge of the bed so Im ass up face down. She clamps my nipples, blindfolds me and starts masturbating til she comes in her panties. She then puts those in my mouth and puts our ballgag in it to hold them in. Then she puts headphones in my ears with the music playing full blast. She teases me alternating from stroking my cock to spanking me. She leaves for a minute (she told me she was masturbating again), and then started rimming my asshole and fingerfucking me while stroking my dick. It was so fucking hot I couldn't take it. Im getting hard just thinking about it.

>Dating 8/10 half asian cutie
>Her 9/10 friend going through a bad break up
>Gf and I hooking up in room during party
>9/10 girl crying outside door about missing relationship
>Gf opens door to calm her down
>I walk out of the room to piss
>Walk back in to them kissing
>I slyly jump in and proceed to make out with them
>Start getting a a tandem bj
>9/10 girl giving me best succ every
>bust in her mouth
>Both girls black out and go to bed
>Both wake up in the morning and dont remember a thing
>I had my dick in their mouths and they have no idea
>Still get hard ever time I see them together

wow you must be a real psychopath Tommy, have a (You)

what a faggot

Pic of her?

...

Fuck, let's see them

>is copypasta

Might as well be honest you know, that was some fucked up shit. Had sores around me hands and ankles for a few weeks.

Bitch was mental though, i couldnt eat chilli sauce on my spaghetti, cus it made the plate dirty. Fucking bitch

Was it successfully?

>be stupid me
>don't know how to green text
>just put > at the beginning
>test please ignore

Hey look, a newfag!

quality kek user, thanks

i gave a girl a ride home from work, i told her i'm going to go take a nap. i woke up to her sucking me off, i woke up about to cum then she did some trick to make me not cum. she hoped ontop of me, held me down. she made me dinner, just no hot sauce.

...

The legendary Girls-R-Fun ATM!

Made my gf suck my shitty cock after anal while she took a shit

I loved that place a lot. A bit spendy, but the service could be pretty extraordinary. Second best experience, I got a pretty tall skinny black girl, agreed to get a hj from her, her stroke technique was divine. After I popped, she said 'theres still 10 minutes left' while flicking her tongue ring. I let her oblige me of that, no extra charge.

When I was 16 I gave oral sex to a 12yo mormon girl on several occasions

I held hands with a girl once. Beat that faggot.

Uh enjoy the v& you pedo scum

will do

If that's true, that's hot as fuck. My sister and I made out for 30 seconds on a dare once. She laughed it off as another crazy thing she did to one-up her friends while drunk, but I still fap furiously to the memory.

I got so much weird shit, once had a 40 year old man, eat amphetamines out of my hand, in an alley behind a 7/11 around noon.

While this is not sexual, it's probably the weirdes thing, i've done in my life. Dude was really in there with his tongue and he looked alot like curt cobain.

You're fucking sick.

Been in living in GA for a while now, never been to it but have always seen the sign driving around when I lived in Sandy Springs. Wonder if the place is still open. Heard it closed down

The location in taking about was on Northside drive just south of 75. It closed down years ago

Next week on Incredible Tales that Never Fucking Happened

dated a catholic prude girl, she never did anything. she took shots after a vaca, and got kinky as hell. her first blowjob, swallowed it all, then i ate her out, pic very reliant , probably an hour before.

Got my ex to send me a snap of her in bed, having her bare pussy in full view while her sister was standing next to her bed facing the other way though.

me and my girlfriend were getting horny, she said she liked it when I took charge so I slapped her. She liked it so we continue. Finished by telling her to deepthroat when she has the worse gag reflex I've ever seen. She almost threw up but I slapped it out of her. Came in her mouth. She swallowed. Good day.

>never heard this pasta before.
What newfags

man, had very similar experience. Dated her in high school, the most she let me do was touch her boobs under her shirt, over her bra. After we broke up, I hung out with her two years later, immediately sucked my cock and swallowed in the car, went back to her place, parents not home, let me raw dog her and cum on her tits. Tried to get back with me, but I said no.

Im completely agreeing with you, but think about this. He is literally so scared of being without a woman, that he will much on your cum.

munch*

>too new to recognize this pasta
>too gay to just fap to it and move along

faggots

Absolutly sickening

Girls just say they don't remember. .. they use the drink as an excuse to lie..

Mines around the same lines.

>knew a girl in high school that was super super prude.
>Christian girl, wouldn't kiss and rolled her eyes at the mention of sex
>finally senior year she had a bf that she let make out with her, rubbed her pussy through her pants

Then she went full whore mode
>tells me how much she loves sucking cock, cum, fucking, anal the whole deal
>meet up with her and rail her brains out in the front seat of her car without even kissing her. Begs me to cum in her ass, I oblige.

Still by far the best sex I have ever had. She wasn't the best looking chick I have been with but she was an absolute semen demon with a great body.

Fucked a girl in the school bathrooms at lunch while there were other girls in the room

how old were you and your wife?

>having sex on school grounds
>continuing the day filled with cum

also swallowed once in a classroom during break, was too embarrassed to talk to anyone because of cummie breath but was hot shit

where from?

Yep, that was the one I knew and loved. Ah, the mammaries

wew lad

4 year age gap... that's legal in my state..

outside Chicago. Not the same girl obviously, just similar background

are u fem or fag
if fem, u know wat do

after her first taste of it she loved it. she would always tease me and suck/lick the bottom of my head without going in; always convinced her to put it in, got to a point where I didn't even tell her I was going to cum, she would just swallow

I fucked a girl who was new to my work when i was 17, really hot and immediately came onto me, we started making out and went to a back room and fucked, as i ws about to come someone walked in, didn't see us but she stood up, i came in her panties and she got dressed and walked out with my jizz in her panties.

lrn 2into rules, newfag

honestly hard to tell OP, I will start at the beginning and let anons decide

>be maybe 12, can't remember
>brother is 10
>have been fucking brother for years, started when we played naked at ages 5-3 and went from there
>parents are watching tv
>sneak off to jerk off
>come back into room I share with brother
>he's tied naked facedown on his bed
>he looks up at me
>just says "I want you inside me"
>immediately straddle and start fucking him
>cum in his ass

he was so fucking hot before puberty ruined it, but then he could deepthroat me so...

then follow them, faggt

2nd option

>be maybe 12
>sister is 5
>get her to undress for me "like she used to when she had her naked phase"
>(she really did have a naked phase, thankfully doesn't remember any of this now)
>get her to bend over and spread her ass for me
>don't go any further than this, thought I would get caught
>fast forward to now, have gigs of creep of her
pic related (she is 18 in this pic)

she became kinky as hell, from catholic to everything, while doing laundry at a laundromat, she insisted we fucked in the car, didn't know she had no panties on, i told her everyone would know and we would have to clean up after, she pulled me out and i cummed all over her dress, we walked in like nothing happend

3rd option

>be 22
>go on okcupid date with 18yo girl
>she's this tiny punk girl with an almost entirely shaved head, maybe five feet at tallest and 90 pounds at most
>get rained on walking back to my place
>she immediately starts undressing
>remember another "18"yo girl on okcupid who was not 18 while I was talking to her
>ask her if she's really 18
>she says she's 17, her birthday is in a few months
>I hesitate
>she takes my pants off while saying "come on, 16 is the age of consent, I'm legal"
>I have no capacity to argue with this
>fuck the shit out of her, she is obviously as submissive and slutty as you'd expect from her being a 17yo punk girl meeting people for sex on the internet
>have threesomes with her and my other partner (poly ftw) that whole summer

hottest moment with her (~3 months after I met her or so):
>go on a hike
>set up camp, get nice and high
>about to fuck, mention she'll be 18 soon and ask if she wants to make sex tapes
>"Oh, I'll be 17 soon, I said I was 17 because I was only a few months away"
>realize I've been fucking a 16yo this whole time
>look at the sexy little thing I have begging for my cock
>know it's legal in the state we're in now too because I made sure to look it up
>fuckit.jpg
>we start to fuck
>she slips my cock in her without a condom because she just started bc
>I fuck the shit out of her raw and it's the best feeling in the world
>do some hard rape roleplay out in the woods and cum in her again
>buy her plan b and break up with her the next morning for lying to me

thankfully I started fucking her again while she was 17, we've fucked on and off ever since. that night was so hot from the combination of genuine anger I had for being lied to and the taboo of fucking a 16yo raw.

>be 16
>dating cute 16 yo girl, also 16
>she wont let me fuck her, becuase of her religion
>but blowjobs are fine
>get 2-5 blowjobs a day

>after a few months she desperatly wants my D deep inside her
>she suggest anal
>fuck yeah
>fuck her ass almost daily, often combined with blowjobs before and after

Broke up with her when we turned 18 because I met someone else. She still thinks shes a virgin, although I fucked her ass over 200 times (shes 20 now and I was her last boyfriend since)

Came in my friend's 17 year old sisters ass while he was in the next room gaming. He still doesn't know

My gf and I met a couple at a festival who wanted to swing. The girl was this tiny blonde thing. Super fit, perky tits, great ass. We'd flirted with them all night and decided to swap partners when we got back to our tents. I start going at it with the girl immediately. Apparently though, the dude lay down in his tent and just passed out instantly (lot's of whiskey). So while I'm pounding away at this girl doggystyle I hear the zipper on the tent. My girlfriend sneaks in and just says "hi", pulls off her skirt and sits directly in front of the blonde girl. She grabbed her hair and pulled it back, pulling her head up and thrusting her hips forward so her pussy is right in the girls face. She got ate out while I fucked the absolute shit out of the blonde. We kept fucking till the sun came up. Shit was cash