How does this make Sup Forums feel

how does this make Sup Forums feel

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arxiv.org/abs/1606.07772
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I haven't watched a single film or television show, since 2009.

How do I feel? Indifferent, of course.

t. Aristotle

Screenwritron 3000™ when?

No one cares about your shitty click bait article fag.

post the six

>nothing for you to actually click

fuck you

Boy meets Girl
Talking Animal or Thing
Boy meets Girl (animated)
Talking Animal or Thing (animated)
Robot vs Monster
Alien Invasion

old news

In fact, there's only one primordial plot: Man against Himself.

Fucking kek

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Didn't Kurt Vonnegut already cover this like 50 years ago?

What is LOTR

nobody sane cares about plot.

film is a visual medium and filmmaking is an art that is used to express a director's vision.

we judge directors on how they translate their vision onto the screen, not by their script.

there's only so many ways a story can go but visuals have no limits.

This

>researchers

But where does Upstream Color fit in

>Fall-rise-fall
Oedipus Rex.
>Rise and then a fall
What happens to most villains.
>Fall and then a rise
What happens to most superheroes.
>Steady fall
Romeo and Juliet.
>Steady rise
Rags-to-riches story
>Rise-fall-rise
Cinderella.

Or other things that are known to everyone who has ever taken a 100-level creative writing course in college.

>he hasnt transcended the story meme
if you want story read a book

So by plots they mean basic narrative structures? This is hardly a revelation

Do these even count as plots? These are just basic story structures, and it's not so surprising that there's only 6 of them.

the main events of a play, novel, movie, or similar work, devised and presented by the writer as an interrelated sequence.

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technologyreview.com/s/601848/data-mining-reveals-the-six-basic-emotional-arcs-of-storytelling/
arxiv.org/abs/1606.07772

here is the article

the six plot thing isn't old

I guess they never heard of, "Slice of life" genre.

Boy meets girl (pig, in that case--those are replaceable)

/thread

Seems more like penis movements

...

Which plot does this have?

Yeah, how does Linklater's Slacker fit one of these six plot structures?

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>plotfags

Must be a sad existence...

I dont get it

A lot of Asian story telling doesn't even have conflict, let alone rise-fall scenarios.

Boy (Smough) meets girl (the one ring)

>there are only 26 letters in the alphabet that are used to make ALL the words

Really makes you think...

I used to tell people there were they types of movies:

Good vs. Evil
Boy meets Girl
Giant Monkey

Back when it was a Trilogy, Indiana Jones exemplified each of these. If a movie doesn't fit into one of those categories, then it's probably some David Lynch shit.

>plots
>lol jk we meant arcs

care to name a few examples?

So why are you here?

>reductionists

>If a movie doesn't fit into one of those categories, then it's probably some David Lynch shit.

Or, one of 100s of other types, I guess...

Who do you think invented Slice of Life and Kishotenketsu genres?

you sound pretty smart

>1st

You must be a fucking dumbshit, dumbshit.

Sorry cats, even slice of life follows the structure
hedonometer.org/books/v3/43970/

>Did you know that if you generalize enough you can arbitrarily fit anything together?

Not all of them.

Not only that, but arcs are not plots, and reducing things to combinations of rise and fall is about as retarded as it sound.

>Not all of them.
Yes all of them.

The girl cartoons you're watching are not magical special snowflakes that don't have arcs.

Hollywood lies created in order to justify endless reboots and remakes.

they forgot that other plot point, beginning, middle and end. That's my favourite plotline

Someone never watched Kurosawa.

>Tetralemma
There is a middle ground...

>Robot vs Monster
laughed

This isn't news.

>six plots
>are in actuality character arcs
ok

story arcs, see

there are two comedy and tragedy

What if I write a story that start with an A then in the middle a B happens but then The Plot twist is revelated...
After the B everything returns to A snd viceverds and the history is unable to end/start:
A - B - A - B - A - B - Ad Infinitum
>Implying that there is a start Point

Fuck iy, Ley's have a chuckle and go meta
>Loop,Neutronics:
ABA

Thanks for being a tripfag.

>he watches movies that have plot

They forgot the overused trope of prologue and epilogue.
Also forgot the annoying plot of good things and bad things happening to characters, so sick of that.

So are there any movies that are just fall-fall-fall?

No. There are movies that are steady fall, unsteady fall, fall, fall-fall, fall then fall, but that's it.

brilliant

So what would this show fall under?

There's no beginning and no end. Just continued travels and stories. Main character's identity and past and never revealed.

If you simplify it to such an arbitrarily broad definition you can get it down to just one : "stuff happens"
It's retarded

see

This thread is kinda the perfect example of why it's impossible to bring science to normals.

They hear about science in clickbait headlines, don't bother to read the article, don't bother to look up the original paper, they just read an inaccurate summary throw together by someone who doesn't understand the subject and then from that extrapolate the whole thing is meaningless.