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breggzit means breggzit edition

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mara

nah

t. lived in the worst ends of the 'don

*dances around while singing and clapping*


come on union score a goal it's really very simple
put the ball into the net and we'll go doopin' mental

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>I happen to believe Islam is quite redpilled about women

Anime

thunking a think

want a bf

love checking my body out after i've had a good swim

why is Sup Forums outside of /brit/ so shite?

in fact the entire internet really

lovely international style building on the right

*now you bf*

bit gay

still can't believe how convenient the larry silvertsein thing worked out for conspiracy retards

>Have a bunch of medical conditions that affect

Spee is good

work tomorrow

teams should lose points for losing games

You know, if someone had asked me back in 2015 which the then dumbest nation in the EU was, I probably wouldn't have said Britain.

Boy did you prove me wrong.

such as?

hate poofters sometimes

it is

burkas aren't designed to stop men from lusting over women, they're to stop women getting too arrogant, like western women.

take one of these instagram slags and slap a burka on her, she'll be raging within hours not because she's "oppressed" but because she can't be an attention seeking slut any more

good thing you have free healthcare!

the gf

>POODERSFIELD

can't even begin to imagine how terrifying it would be to look up and see Tim peering at you through a half-opened window, camera in hand

president Toilet Bog Fart

very comfy
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Lads met a semi attractive girl that goes on /Brit/
Dunno if I should squeeze her bum or not

13" penis

The House of the Lords have denied the will of the British people. They should be abolished now.

man talks behind my back man gets shot in the back

London housing stock is peng with a capital P

hello nigger

London racial stock is black with a capital B

>he eats processed food

...

no racism please. this is a left-wing thread

the floorplan for the so-called flat

New York City used to look like a large-scale Victorian London

makes one think

not sure which country this is from, but I remember buying it only because it was square

is that really your house

>conspiracy retards
The official version of events is literally a conspiracy.

do it

gf's sister just sent me this

London used to look like a large-scale Victorian London

makes one think

Doxxed

so what happens with Brexit now?

>hello n*gg*r meme
sick of r/the_donald raiding us

No >M< thats hella pervy ew

Kyrgyzstan

'Kirgiz Respublika'

cannot fathom how can some people live in a 9m^2 flat
literally a jail room

now gee golly see? me and the squeeze are going to take the chevrolet down to the lake for some innocent fun ya see?

The type of Brits living in Spain are not ones we want coming back any time soon.

That's what the German wants for all of us

i'd like to have consensual sex with her if you understand me

*jail cell

>You find yourself in an eastern european block of flats in the middle of a party
>you feel a tap on your shoulder (it hurts) and you turn around to meet the gaze of this staunch gentleman
>you are having ID, yes? he says

what do?

Just got up and made a sarnie. Dropped a bread bun on the floor. Kitchen floor is clean enough but landlord thought it would be fun to have carpets in every room (even the bathroom). So hairy bread bun went in food waste recycling. Anyway, thanks for reading.

PSYCHO KILLLER

the German is literally the embodiment of why we voted leave

the gfs

rather a 9m^2 flat than none at all 2bh

doing a reddit (/r/the_donald of course) browse

Old people?

who needs so many rooms?

not an inside job though

he is not german I will repeat this again and again

>globalisation is bad
hello low IQ

>consensual
Hate that term

screaming

Reddit posts have been absolutely banging recently

they cannot handle my off the cuff remarks and razor sharp bants

>fucking laptop is literally falling apart as I type this

I guess nearly 4 years isn't too bad a run considering they're literally made to break these days

yank do us a favour pal

globalisation doesn't have to mean no borders

What are some careers that can be done pretty much anywhere in the UK?

So far I'm thinking law (certain types), teaching, nursing/doctor, anything else..?

*draws superior russian-made shashka*
don't think i'll be needing that id now

spend like £700 on a new thinkpad and it has been shit since the day I got it

never buying anything from china again. american only

blue collar mongs blame globalisation for their lack of jobs when in fact it's just technology making them obsolete

old chavs and a few younger chavs

Hayley

just flossed and some big red chunks of gum came out, was spitting blood for ages

had mine since 2012 and the charging port is a bit fucked but apart from that it's still gravy

>Shut up, cunt. You louse. You got some fuckin' neck ain't you. Retired? Fuck off, you're revolting. Look at your suntan, it's leather, it's like leather man, your skin. We could make a fucking suitcase out of you. Like a crocodile, fat crocodile, fat bastard. You look like fucking Idi Amin, you know what I mean? Stay here? You should be ashamed of yourself. Who do you think you are? King of the castle? Cock of the walk?

>he fell for the flossing meme

>fucking laptop is literally falling apart as I type this

I guess 4 years isn't too bad a run considering they're literally made to break these days

my baby from 2012 still looks, feels and performs brand new

that's what you get when you buy quality

scurvy

have the same experience, still using a 2012 HP. Runs as good as new

Half of London is literally just scaffolding

the gf

thinkpad still works like new. could throw that shit against a wall and it'd be fine

just scaffolding?

RAVAGE THAT SCRUMDIDLYUMPTIOUS RUMP

mines a HP too, pavilion sleekbook thing

was like £350 and runs still perfectly. shame about the charging port but it's my own fault for knocking it off the bed so often

do it for my people they say im lucid

honestly feel like I can talk to some girls online a lot easier than I can talk to my gf

>tfw too smart to have a lower intelligence gf

phwoar

NEED a pan-faced, almond-eyed, big-brained gf