ITT: Sup Forums high school

>Ween are pothead slackers who make fun of Rivers Cuomo, a timid nerd

AnCo are the autistic video game players who do psychedelics and throw their arms behind them when they run like sonic

The residents are that kid everyone knows but never shows up to school

>The residents are that kid everyone knows but never shows up to school
but somehow gets straight A's

Henry Rollins is the faggot who always got bullied and no one liked

then they all kiss

Trent Reznor's the guy the jocks keep inviting along to football tryouts/dunking Rivers Cuomo's head in the toilet but he really just wants to go home and lift.

Couldn't have been further from Chad Rollins

Thom Yorke is one of those artsy fartsy kids and always wears a turtle neck. He's also in theater class and smokes Dunhills.

Herbie is the coolest dude in school

>the guy who's slept with every girl

>and boy

the teacher everyone likes

Steve Albini's the weird edgelord kid who likes knives a little too much. He doesn't even call them knives, he calls them blades.
Daniel Johnston's the self-aware autistic kid who all the Chads and Stacys pretend to love, but only do it for brownie points with their friends. He's a very nice kid though.

TAKE A LOOK AT THESE DUBS

Brian Wilson is the teacher that just needs to fucking retire already

>Your friend in middleschool that turned into an asshole

MC Ride is captain of the swim team.

Jeff Buckley was the previous captain.

the one kid who's always with his gf in the hallway

MC Ride is the kid with two friends who always talks about nihilism

>At Hawthorne High School, Brian was on the football team as a quarterback, played baseball and was a cross-country runner in his senior year.

the guy who actually kills other students

Mr. Ride, you cannot refer to the student body as 'bitches'

Buckethead's the school mascot

dude on the left was a huge jock

>until you get to know him

President of the anime club

more like that kid that goes to class with a pair of fox ears and a tail

His face looks photoshopped on.

Mark Kozelek is the jerk who hates school but girls like him

Devo are asperger

Jamie Stewart is a theatre kid or an English kid who hates jocks and is also the token gay

Lana del XL is the rich Stacy who drives to school in her Porsche convertible daddy bought for her

Frank Ocean was that kid in choir who was really quite and too himself but had a lot of friends that did "mischievous" things like partying. He would go, but wouldn't say too much, however he hits the blunt.

Thom Yorke was that kid who walks around by himself and was somewhat bullied and looked down at, but nobody really knew how introspective he truly is

Devo were those dudes who were lucky to not be at school the day of the shooting

More like the kid who's constantly sucking cock

Most of them were art faggots, stoners or punks; at least Sup Forumscore.

Kurt Cobain is the misanthropic druggie who everybody reveres as an idol after he kills himself.
...but in high school

I guess I should start listening to Daniel Johnston.

Nico is the model German exchange student who is hailed as a saint but then gets drunk at prom and tries to stab a black person with a broken wine bottle

underrated

Kevin Shields is the quiet kid who always sits at the back
Primus are the weird group of friends that everyone likes

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Fripp is the nerd who somehow bagged himself the 10/10 blond popular cheerleader and, for some reason, always has a new group of friends every time you see him. He also constantly gets straight As and sells his homework to students, but gets really autistic if you try to steal it.

High school not University

fucked your girlfriend

>GY!BE teaches liberal arts
kek

Drug Education: Lou Reed

Foetus is the larping edgy kid who watched too much Cowboy Bebop and keeps slamming the doors as if they are the guilty ones of getting on his way

He's also the guy who writes papers about edgy shit like burning down the school and killing his classmates.

Zappa and Beefheart are losers but confident ones

Beefheart plays with slugs and Zappa is straight edge and constantly shittalks Chads and Stacies. Both band kids

The guy from Foetus isn't your typical edgy guy, his albums are mostly focused black humor and creating chaotic atmospheres, so Foetus would be the kind of dude that starts arguments on a class by saying stupid shit or making an offensive joke

I'm sure that's Albini
This, he's somewhat self-aware unlike Steve

Lou Reed
>Closeted punk, never in class and if he is he's nodding off or being mean

Ian Curtis

>that autistic kid who didn't see anyone outside of school
>popular girl was dared to date him and when she got dick pics she sent them to the whole school
>kills himself

John Lydon and Mark E Smith are those guys who always argue out loudly about some dumb shit, where people are entertained by their swagger

Christgau
>The teacher who only ever gives A- or C+
Chuck Berry
>Got kicked out of school due to an altercation in the girl's bathroom
Varg Vikernes
>School Stabber. Also tried to set the science lab on fire

d'awwww

Scaruffi is the teacher who hates that one student every other teacher likes
Fantano is the goofy teacher that most students like but a lot don't

>photography


That made me chuckle

>Grimes

The pretentious ugly girl in the art elective that people pretend to like

Kurt Cobain's that one kid who everyone told to kill himself and when he did everyone said they were his best friend

An hero

Tbh he was married to courtney love so could you blame him?

What would be my man Josh doing?

He was a stoner

dead on lol

Everyone who listened to Different Class already knows, it's too damn obvious.

Robert Fripp would be the kid who always acted pretentious and abused his friend group, ordering them around, but he secretly had extreme femdom porn on it.

killing it on the football team

Hole>Nirvana

Thom Yorke is the kid who was kind of weird but people liked him for it.

F for you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you... You 3 are good girls, B+.

>The secret chad masquerading as a band geek computer nerd to get all those prime band geek virgin girls

This thread is fucking golden, you guys.

...

>Hole is better than Nirvana
>Courtney Love has talent

Courtney Love is the heroin addicted hussy who is secretly fucking Billy Corgan and riding off the coat tails of her dead boyfriends death

Ok bud

expelled for trying to bleach a girl's asshole

mfw Dean is not Dean Ween

That kid who has to live with with his grandparents because his parents can't afford to raise him.

He'd be soulmates to Kurt Cobain.

Clarence Clarity is the chill artsy kid who played tennis but didn't do much else

They're not liberal, though, they're anarcho-communists.
>Buddy Holly on Aerospace Engineering
>Jeff Buckley as Swim Coach
top kek

Perfect.

>Pitchfork

They pranked Dean Reznor for the last time!

MC Ride is the muscular black boi that gets all the white possy.

delete this

The girl that half the men want to fuck, but she doesn't have a boyfriend because of "reasons".

Phil is the quiet kid who is actually really really interesting, but is too scared to talk to anyone.

GG Allin was the kid who attacked a teacher

Lil Ugly Mane is the white guy that wants to be cool with niggaz

Michael Gira is the substitute teacher who almost raped a kid.

Wrong, he is.

Lil Ugly Mane is just the depressed kid who is always trying to act and look happy.

That kid who kept insisting weed wasn't a gateway drug.

more like the girl that most men fucked

The ugly guy who is trying to get a girl no matter what it takes.
In the last year, he finally fucks a girl.

Todd Brashear is the kid who's autistically good at guitar.

Jello Biafra is that one kid who starts arguments with the teacher during the lesson

Is he?

AnCo is that one skinny shy white kid you thought was autistic at one stage but turns out is actually mentally stable and serious about everything he does and says. Comes to art class blazed to get unique ideas.

DELETE THIS

gira is that one english teacher that keeps 20 copies of the bible in his classroom and forces his students to read postmodern literature from the early 1900s

lol

The loner who doesn't talk to anyone. People don't seem to know him well but respect him and are curious. Doesn't come to school some days just to smoke pot. Kills himself and is forgotten until he gets a full page in the yearbook.

Prince is that guy that doesn't really hate anyone but comes off as a bit of a jerk

Milo Aukerman is the white nerd that avoided getting Cuomoed by hanging out with all the really smart AP kids.