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balt

>marches towards you.

well hello there reddit

morning lads

>tfw no gf

picked up a few bottles of plonk down Lidl lads

literally the best meme of the 21st century

wow such beautiful romance :0)))))

ich bin stark

Fuck off! British scum.

>A West Australian Catholic primary school teacher has been charged with possessing and distributing child exploitation material.
Tell me about Catholics, is it just in their blood?

nein

how many ppl have died doing this already?

repressing your sexuality will do that to you

feeling very positive rn :)

If Kek and Meme Magic and the Bizarro Timeline truly existed, Mummy would be Prime Minister

not enough

never been bummed or had pictures taking of me as long as i can remember

kys moorish rape baby

Kill yourself, British scum.

>welcome home sir

what do you do?

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love government recruitment videos

yay :]

you've learned a lot of internet words son

Would love to be friends with Henry Cavill.

leave Gibraltar alone or we'll Trident your runt nation

it's in the blood of aussie convict scum

I just hit my japanese anie mays.

are there black people in australia?

demand a frikandelbroodje at once

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>p-p-please stop staring at m-me

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abos

>literal study in JAMA showing that people that wear Fitbits (those exercise tracking wrist bands) make significantly worse progress with weight loss than those that don't wear them

howling, always noticed how only fatties wore them.

well that is a bit more drastic

can say I'm level headed enough not to stab someone over something like that

The ol AvPD

pretty sure that commission found that like 7% of them are nonces hahahaha

this one making me think

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weird way to react to my diagnosis

Are there Abo people in Britain?

>Why so nervous sir!?

mexico?

thats good

would love to live in a gentrified version of that

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i hate my cats

I had one for about 3 days and I knew from that period that they were shit and stupid fat people would gain weight or barely lose anything by wearing them desu

irish

thoroughly enjoyed watching this video in it's entirety
aussies are intriguing creatures

whats the original of this? seen so many iterations but cant remember how it first began

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>Surprisingly, escalators are one of the innovative transport solutions that have helped transform life in a place once known as one of the world's most dangerous cities.
actually quite interesting from an economical standpoint

Are there British people in Britain?

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i would actually start running from them, as I already have done before

good

hopefully it means I'm poz too

never trust women, never trust machines, and certainly never trust machine women

no there are jutes and scanians

The Irish are the British equivalent

In reality I'm much more tolerant than I am in my fantasies. I'd warn them that I'll have to get the manager if they don't move. Then I'd do that. If I still didn't get my way I'd wait for them outside then pull out a butterfly knife and start doing loads of cool tricks. I imagine then they'd pull out a knife and before I know it I've pushed his own knife into his throat and quickly walked away. Great, now I'm a fugitive. Luckily I also have a passport and loads of money and a bug-out bag for some reason...

the internet 2004-2009 was so innocent and fun

must be a spanish thing

Apparently if you go deep out into the countryside you can still find aboriginals living in small communities out there

I personally haven't encountered one since 2008 though

o lads had a pretty spooky story the other day

right so I'm riding my bike at night and theres this spot in a park where I normally stop and do some pull ups, except there are no lights there so it was totally pitch black. Thinking I want to be incognito I turn all my lights off, So i'm getting closer and I notice this private cab driving slowly behind me. but theres a pub a bit further down so think nothing of it.

As i turn into the bit with the pull up bar the car goes on for like 10 m, then reverses, pulls up right at the spot where I walked in and turns his lights/engine off and gets out. Still, think nothing of it. Then the dude gets out while im doing my sets, and keep in mind its still very dark so I know he would only be able to barely see me and I could just see his silhoutte and he walks towards me on the path and just stops in the middle of it about 15m away from me and is standing there staring at me, at this point im like wtf

so I do like 2 or 3 more sets and the whole time he's just staring and standing, eventually get a lil freaked out and decide to leave, but I have to walk right past him so I'm pretty guarded as I do it, even notice him reach into his pocket as I get super close, but then he says nothing and I just walk/ride off

what you reckon lads, was I nearly robbed/raped/murdered?

Proof that normies ruin everything desu.

>He didn't play WoW during it's peak

Tragic.

not

thoughts on american cosine lads

Why some people in the Star Wars universe have British accent?

I guess you could say it's TANtalizing

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peng

wotlk was the peak

All Brazilians should be killed

probably just some paki creep who wanted to watch a lil scared white boi flex his guns

I'm afraid I can't make heads or tails of this myself, maybe he thought you were up to no good and decided to see what you're doing.

>average Oxbridge student
NEED to get a UK scholarship lads

>oiright, whar y'want then?

it was purple aki

Hello there.

butterfly knives are illegal to own, buy, and sell mate
you can't get them here

Asked mummy and daddy if I could borrow some money to buy Ether with and they said no

I wanted 10k and I'd pay it back in a year. They wouldn't lend me anything.

That was last month and Ether is up 60% since then. Fuck sake

>he didn't play 3rd strike with the lads down at the local arcade

cornetto

TBC was the peak, though WOTLK was still good.

Took a nose-dive after that for sure.

bit rude

too many commies, nonwhites and trannies in oxbridge

amaretto sour hun xxx

he was white, bald and about 6'3, skinny though woulda backed myself in a situation where he's not armed


yeah thats possible, Just the whole situation from my perspective was very odd, and I'm not usually one to be rattled easily either

SEND THEM BACK

I was followed by a fat Indian around the park once

alcohol makes you pee

water on the rocks for me mate

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the only peak was in subscribers m8 . that was wrath

cranberry juice with a dash of lemon please sir

has he come out the closet since the last photo?

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this photo gives me vertigo