I've been pondering a lot lately but i still can't decide if i should suck a log of creamy shit out of andy biersacks...

I've been pondering a lot lately but i still can't decide if i should suck a log of creamy shit out of andy biersacks asshole.

wat do Sup Forums?

GET TO SUCKIN

SUCKEM OUT BOI

Why is it creamy tho does he only eat yogurt and milk

Andy Sixx’s Log of Shit is not like any other log of shit you may find at your local bathroom. Tis truly the product of a divine god in his own right.
See, Andy Sixx (and not beirsack like all you little faggots out there try to say), in his own right, is a god and is by far the sexiest, emoist, gothiciest, darkiest, hardcoreiest, deathcoreiest, rockcoreiest metaliest, deathiest, darkiest, metalist, emoest rock band singer who ever lived and traditional sexual congress and foreplay won’t go far enough to show your love for such a devine being.
Sure you could suck Andy Sixx’s dick, sure you can drink his sperms, but will that show your love for him? After all, he is the hottest sexiest man in the universe. So, what do you do?
You go deeper than the traditional routine of sex and cuddles. You go straight for his anus and work your way upwards slowly to the delicious log contained inside. Slowly, you caress his asshole until you make it trust you, because afterall, his asshole is one of the many windows to his heart besides his dick hole.
Next, you pucker up and lock lips-with ass conforming into a mock-human centipede (without all the sewing people’s mouths and asses together, unless of course, they were going to sew my mouth to andy sixx’s ass,

in which case I would have absolutely no objection to and would make extraneous efforts to progress towards) and then get a feel for the actual asshole. Lick the outer-lining and then move your way inwards before finally sticking your tongue inside. Introduce your tongue with the tip of the log of shit that’s inside and assure the log of shit that you’re there to accept it, it doesn’t have to worry about being flushed down the toilet… at least not soon. Slowly, but surely, when the log of shit finally trusts you, it will come out and then you will aid it. As Andy squeezes the delicious warm brown shit out of his ass and you assist with your suction, it will feel as though you’ve truly prospered in your life. Your dreams and aspirations are nothing compared to the magnitude of the moment and the almighty awesomness of andy’s warm log. You continue to take it and then it reaches the back of your mouth. Don’t worry, as much as you want to gag, you can’t because you’ve waited your whole life for this one moment and your body has waited its entire existence since your dad’s sperm hit your mother’s egg to have something so holy, so pure, so divine within it. You feel it slide down your throat, and if you caught Andy Sixx on a good day, he ate chipotle and the chunks of undigested corn sticking out of the shit like three-dimensional polka-dots offer a ribbed-lining that masseuses your esophagus as you take the overwhelming load of andy’s sweet warm log. It slides down and you gulp to swallow. You then seperate from Andy’s asshole and he straightens up his back and does up his trousers, all while glancing back on you with a satisfied look and you, cherishing the moment and hoping it lasts forever. Andy then winks at you and reminds you to buy his stupid shit at Hot Topic before showing you to the door. You then spend the rest of your day feeling as though you have conquered the world because you did.

Deep down inside (literally), you’re perfect as long as Andy’s warm log is within you. You are fulfilled. There is nothing more to do in life, for after that intimate experience with Andy Sixx and his asshole, you have achieved Nirvana. You have succeeded and you are now perfect in every way imaginable. With Andy’s log inside of you, you achieve what no man has achieved before. Landing on the moon and discovering the atom are irrelevant in significance because nothing can bring you down. Nothing can ruin it for you. Andy Sixx… and his warm log of shit… are with you forever.

fucking seriously? you post this shit every fucking day. MOds just ban this faggot

Since we're here,i might want to ask.

Is anybody willingly to make a mash-up of knives and pens,with smash mouth all star in it,putting "log of shit" with a voice text during the song play? for example:

"with knives and log of shit- we made our plaguee.." etc etc

I would scrubscribe to ur channel and give a like ofc

MODS

Give this man a log to suck.

as long as it's creamy, yes

REPORT ALL THESE THREADS
SHUT THIS FAGGOT DOWN

Hello

Triggered lel

Are you ok user?

It's not healthy to sperg out like this every day...

The real question is why isn't there more of these threads going?

I got ya, fam

thx i REPORTED it
SAGE

This can't just be one person posting these fucking threads, can it?

If it is, I want to meet them.

Do it faggot. You post about it enough. Just go fucking do it.

Mods please permaban this faggot.

OP is a dedicated shitposter for sure.

I dont get this.

Mods, send this faggot back to tumblr

...

Why do you fags get so upset over someone shitposting? Is it literally impossible for you to resist bitching about it?

ok now I get it

i was banned yesterday and today for reporting this faggot
this proves he is sucking MOD cocks and the MODS are truly fucking faggots after all

Well quit fucking reporting it, you cock gobbling faggot

Bruh... where did you find that?

fuck underage girls

you'll be glad you did

You know, we could probably do some good with this meme...

Spam the fuck out of the trap/furry/dickrate threads with this shit for one