You have 10 SECONDS to prove you're an oldfag

You have 10 SECONDS to prove you're an oldfag.
>We'll know if you're lying.

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2007 checking in, suicide attempt number 4 is coming up soon, hope this one sticks

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I h8 this b8

Stfu cumdumbster

I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I'll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's too late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either... I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.

HABEEB IT

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I like you

I can read the word nigger and not get triggered into a posting frenzy white knighting niggers

I'm new here :) can someone explain what's going on?

I was in this thread

it's not for you young one

You just need to kill yourself.

Mark the Mint Man & Doublemint Dave

You wanna fite me faggor?

Real oldfags don't bother with this garbage.

>cum collector
>toaster Steve

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Fuck off hillary clinton

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How to make friends for faggots 101.

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Good ol' del system32 should fix that right up!

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GIRUGAMESH

Its called a USB line, I'll show you later.

Is that wt snacks fucking a dead whale!?

wow haven't seen that in like 8 years

both my posts.. am I oldfag?

I was here during both these era's

>2014
>oldfag
pick one.

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Now that's some tasty pasta

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Only a newfag would ever give a shit about proving they're an oldfag.

tru... and tbh I had only been on the site for about a month when that thread happened... I just wanted to be cool like the rest of you

НАЗУЙАВА

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youtu.be/CT9ck5OuVvs

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I started coming to this trash website in like 09' i think. does that make me an oldfag?

here's some cancer from the past:

>dubstep threads
>candleja-
>the triforce nonsense
>loic
>finger box threads are still a thing i think

Remember the first time when moot posted a picture of himself? It wasn't really him, but everybody thought it was him. It was some chubby, nerdy kid with glasses in a graduation gown or something. Anybody have that pic?

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