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Baby wipe edition

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fart bum

*blocks your path*

want a bf

the goal

Devising a message to send to the potential gf

Shagging a girl on her period

yay or nay?

I do it with the gf tbqh

made a thread we can use next presuming yannys sleeping

>dude canadians DESTROYED america

the gf

How shit is /brit/ nowadays? Last time I came here were during the /brit/ meetup

>british """police"""

>I use redditballs as an argument

right lads. going to go buy me a powerball ticket. wish me luck.

yes

do not respond to it

do not give it a you

do NOT even think about it

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fuck off

Even the most autistic virgin losers in burgerland are vein as fuck, makes you realise how crazy yanks really are.

is there anything that gets yanks more heated then saying that we burnt down the whitehouse?

The fact that most of the fighting didn't take place in Canada is telling lad

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Saying they lost Vietnam

that's not your gimmick

>vein

HAHAHAHA LEARN ENGLISH CUNT LMAOOOOO XDDDD

>we

Don't think so mate.

u wot

It became too fashionable with johnny foreigners, it's the fastest moving general on /brit/ these days.

did it work? did you get pus?
t. fellow 22 kv

yeah the brits defended canada well

STRONGLY considering this tactic

>got BTFO by a country that didn't exist yet
>got BTFO for rice farmers

>think they wouldnt get BTFO by a country that still doesnt exist filled with rice farmers

Yanks don't have good milk

Canada has literally never lost a war.

neither does europe can't fathom how anyone could drink UHT

@024
abhorrent post
take this shit to /cum/ we don't want to share a thread with any of you

wonderin if she'll do it out of pity

>come to /brit/ to escape yank discussion and canadians
>get yank discussion and canadians
not happy

I can't fathom how amazing 1950s USA was

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Jersey Milk isn't UHT you utter shithouse

this isn't about you its about bernie!

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tim's doing another one of these

1812: yanks try and invade canada and get destroyed by british and canadian troops, claim victory anyways because they didn't lose territory
WW1: yanks enter a year before the war ends, do nothing and claim victory anyways
WW2: yanks enter war 3 years late and only because japan attacked them, do nothing and claim victory anyways
korean war: war results in a stalemate that's still ongoing, yanks claim victory anyways
vietnam war: get absolutely destroyed by underequipped rice farmers, claim that it wasn't a fair war
iraq: don't even really need to go into this one now do i

is there anything more pathetic than the perfidious yank?

Redpill me on mcdonalds """"food""""

how do you manage to be so unfunny? I laugh at these type of jokes all the time but you somehow didn't even get a chuckle out of me. It's incredible

would bang one of those down rn desu

Look at the flag.

would this leaf just fuck off
i don't care about yanks

don't respond to the island yank

broke into this abandoned lab before. you can still see cool 50s shit in it
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Tell me about the world famous canadian military

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In a lecture lads

would spaff on that desk

Had some of the best commanders and troops in WWI and II.

Beat a trained American army.

Leaf army was alright back in the day lad

those assumptions artery'nt really true

want to read but feel a bit tired
hate reading when tired

the only reason the netherlands isn't a german colony is because of canada

>tfw no qt feminine korean bf

>LARGEST NAVY IN THE WORLD

dont care

more

less

keep fucking posting

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

like yanks a lot

leafs should be rangebanned

why is india allowed 2 nuclear subs but everyone is flipping their shit over NK and Iran

stellar post

Alright but no more. If you want more find the Korean poster i cba to post many

on that couch to 5k tip lads

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because Iran and NK are considered enemies of the US, but Indian only really cares about nuking their neighbor. India is not considered a major nuclear threat to the west

Alri lads feeling generous 2day

they might nuke britain

Have you got that pic of his mum where she looks quite fit?

/cum/ is the worst general on the board and I'm very pleased that you all had to experience that so you know why and are more understanding of why this general is 50% North Americans at night

hold the phone

nuclear subs are different from nuclear weapons


and I only just realised russia is winning. step it up

they have no reason to and they know you can respond with trident. America has a higher chance of being nuked for supporting pakistan, but even then the risk is incredibly low. Indian nuclear warheads are really only meant for pakistani targets

FOY FOL

India loves the UK

He posts here? need to pound that gookpucci.

aj x deno are the next big thing
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couch to 5k
german volume training

will use this as a base and transition to boxing + bjj in a few weeks. you better watch out chad

you gays will never get to me

India doesn't really have the ability to reach the US with their nukes anyway.

>posts graph
>does not post top row, disallowing me to know what is going on
the eternal nigel strikes again

srs though: nuclear subs are created to make other nations think twice about launching nukes. even if a country's nukes hit the other's missile silos in the ground, the subs exist to be able to retaliate at anytime from an unexpected position. That's why they exist- to reinforce mutually assured destruction

since when

Not that lad a faggot korean posts gay shit sometimes to trigger rorke

me

Since we made them remotely civilised. Even when the UK gave them independence there wasn't a big fight over it.

*gets to you*

psh

the far right (sorted) column is nuclear weapons

it shouldn't have been hard to figure out from context in which i explicitly mention nuclear weapons and sorted the table for you.

nuclear subs extend a country's nuclear range to anywhere the subs can go in the ocean, but again, India has no interest in hurting the west, even if the west does indirectly fuck them over by supporting their enemies. if anything, india should worry about an aggressive China right next door. I believe they went to war in the 50s and india got stomped

>already have enough WMDs to destroy the entire planet four times even accounting for ones that could be taken out by missile defense systems
>make more because another country has more of them
Am I stupid for not understanding this?

Interesting, I've noticed a few koreans but never this one, shall be keeping my eye out though thanks for the tip.

The subs would get halted and/pr sunk

>I like to dress well, therefore I am vain

me.

didn't know you were gay lad

>you don't need the most nuclear weapons to reinforce your end of MAD

>spend entire cold war accumulating nuclear weapons like it matters

hmm

minging face 10/10 body

Posting elaborate photos of yourself in public settings at angles to make you look taller than you actually are is pretty vain.