Ask a tinder pro anything

Ask a tinder pro anything

What are your most successful openers?

"tinder pro"

> 4 messages seen, none answered

you probably have premium account spending 2 times a day spamming swipes so that you can garner attention from people you'll never meet.

Show me your profile and pics and i'll be convinced

Would cum buckets in Sara

If you were such a pro you'd be doing this shit in real life/in person and not on a fucking dating app.

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No... you'd be a tinder pro

>little one
I shiggy diggy

First one to reply decides what I say

imagining your tits bouncing to the rythm of my dick

>Hey how's it going little one

i swipe right 95 percent of the time and never get matches

show wins if you are a tinde pro

your bio fucking sucks, your pictures fucking suck

same we ugly i got like 4 matches 2 bots 2 talked for like 3 min and nothin

Why are you such a bitch

im not op

Little one? WTF is wrong with you?

yea,, he should check his privilege.. wtf.. fucking fagot.s

Opening message?

>hows it going little one

Wouldn't a pro only have it use tinder once?

hows it going medium one

or
i love your freckles

check his privilege? just sounds like a fucking creep lol

You're nearly 7,000 km from her??

im 7000km, why did i message u

cause ur a cunt

>opening message
>7,000 kilometers away
who the fuck gives a shit

Yo I go to usf kek

I'm still matchingg girls from my home town whilst on vacation

I want you to tinder someone for me. How can that work out?

Oh great Tinder Pro is there a way to block certain people from seeing you and then search people by race?

I just want to fuck waifus without my gf knowing

What area is said person from ??

>Like any other game? Is it pay to win ;)

So how is it going little one?

Minnesota, you got a kik?

Winrar for medium one

Also checked

One off..

jahar93

If anyone else is looking for someone to be found on tinder hook me up

Anyway to signup without facebook?

My only matches are with uber, but its pay to ride and I ain't paying to ride.

Protip: I'm tinder pro

it doesn't cost anything to make one

that's just my first form. this is my second. you can call it dubs.

0_0 you're a god

checked

Legend

Do they link to it or just make a fake and go from there?

and this is an intermediate form until my next
I have still not shown you my true power

So help me, if you get trips, your mother will die in her sleep.

But can you go even further beyond?

this is some

>poop back and forth

shit

enjoy your aids

AHHHHHHHHH

*thinks*
*maybe I should use FRINAL PUTT*

my fwb and I are looking for a girl on tinder for a threesome. Should this be with her tinder looking for girls who like girls? Should both our pics be in her tinder pic?

Let’s say I got a taste of something called Super Saiyan God, and now I’ve learned to tap into that power on my own.

This is a Saiyan with the power of a Super Saiyan God as a Super Saiyan.

I'm willing to fuse with you, Doucherat, to defeat the evil that is op.

No Vegita.. I won't be satisfied until I have beaten op. heh. He has been a fun opponent. I have learned his technique now though. It took a third hit to be sure. He packs quite a punch! hehe. Now it's time to go again

AHHHHHHHHH

FUCK! evil majin buu absorbed him!

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ahahhahahaha no way, im friends with brooke. youre in the 403

What the fuck did this become

that's what happens when op doesn't deliver like a fucking retard

What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

I still recall the taste of your tears
Echoing your voice just like the ringing in my ears
My favorite dreams of you still wash ashore
Scraping through my head 'till I don't want to sleep anymore
You make this all go away
You make this all go away
I'm down to just one thing, and I'm starting to scare myself
You make this all go away
You make this all go away
I just want something
I just want something I can never have

You always were the one to show me how
Back then I couldn't do the things that I can do now
This thing is slowly take me apart
Grey would be the color if I had a heart
Come on and tell me, you make this all go away
You make this all go away
I'm down to just one thing, and I'm starting to scare myself
You make this all go away
You make…

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her, so she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon and said "I recognize that smell, Smells like seven layers, That beaver eatin' Taco Bell!".

"Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans and he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars and he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver So he thought he'd take himself a peek, but the beaver was quick and he grabbed him by the kiwis,
and he ain't pissed for a week.(And a half!)

Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.

Unless you count saving the earth with one of the dragons wishes

I think my friend said "I hear footsteps"
I wore my black and white dress to the birthday massacre, birthday massacre, birthday
I wore my black and white dress

I think my friend said "stick it in the back of her head"
I think my friend said "two of them are sisters"
"I am a murder tramp, birthday boy", I think I said
"I'm gonna bash them in, bash them in", I think he said

Primus sucks

OP u fucking faggot I have twice the matches you do.

Then we wished them all a happy birthday
We kissed them all goodnight
Now he chases me to my room, chases me to my room, chases me in my black and red dress

I think my friend said "don't forget the video"
I think my friend said "don't forget to smile"
"You're a murder tramp, murder tramp" I think he said
"You're a murder boy, birthday boy" I think I said

Who Evers posting the primus I love you. Oldfag who left. First time back in awhile and nice to see someone w and actual taste and also anime picture. Sorry for Poor English I am nigger from Finland

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Props for at least knowing who they are

>Props for at least knowing who they are

"Primus Sucks" is a Primus fan joke I believe. it's a meme basically for primus fans.

This

so basically you are like if Gohan was giving Goku fighting tips kek level over 9000 top lel

you know what.. I'm going to show you my real power level and give you a third set of dubs in a row. nothin personal, kid. it's all right cause I'm saved by the bell.

read em and weep.

btw that wasn't even my real power level. pic related. true level? more like true lel.

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dem titties spent some time in the hyperbolic time chamber know what I'm saiyan

Well that and they actually are terrible.

Jerry was a race car driver, he drove so god damn fast

Everyone run, its chad thundercock