Hey Sup Forums which would you choose?

Hey Sup Forums which would you choose?

(A) You have to suck a fat dudes dirty dick till he cums? (You have to swallow, no chaser).

or

(B) Have you future spouse give birth to a child with downs syndrome? (You cant give him up for adoption and he must live with you on your dollar/time until he dies of natural causes).

Is the fat dude retarded?

Define natural causes.

Nope

He would die of me naturally pushing him into traffic.

You cant do anything that would cause him to die sooner than he would otherwise

Nope thats cheating

Define you.

downs kid, every time.

plus if it's a girl it could grow up to be smokin' hot and you can have super-fun sexy-times with it.

B since you didnt state we need to be a good parent so leave the baby alone for a day and itll die on its own

>"have you future spouse give birth to a child with downs syndrome"
>"have you future spouse"

Clearly OP's father chose option B

I guess that technically works

Clearly your retaded

...What? Your Downs syndrome potential daughter is not going to be "smokin' hot." Do you know what Downs syndrome is?

You cant fuck a downs boys ass? Fag

>you're

>and retarded

Took the b8

YOU'VE BEEN RUSED BY THE BEST MY FRIEND

WAIT, WHAT IF THE ONE WHO GOT RUSED WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE RUSED TO RUSE US!!?
WE'VE BEEN HAD MY MAN. WELL RUSED MY FRIEND, WELL RUSED.

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