Where can I find a metal penis?

Where can I find a metal penis?

Needs to be something that isn't aluminium.

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I would start by googling "metal dildo penis" like most intelligent folk. But hey, we can't all be smart.

that head looks like it would tear my pussy apart


where do i get one

Andy Sixx

You are aware that Al is one of the metallic elements, yes?

Find

Gooooold member

Yeah their new album is pretty good.

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How the fuck do you think I got the image smart ass?

That's called a Steely Dan.

Wait a minute......why?

When did I say it isn't a metal?

Don't be fucking stupid.

I'm trying to become rich and part of it requires a metal penis.

all will make sense

Why don't you want it to be Aluminium? You wouldn't want a steel one, you'd get a rusty ringpiece

There's a big metal one up my ads right now, I'll sell it for 20 quid m8.

nothing is being inserted, just need a stronger metal shaped like a penis

was any user on when that one OP found his moms vibrators because she tolled her friends she caught him jacking off or something? how did the thread end?

That raises more questions than answers.

Kinda looks like the beginnings of a killer Darth Vader bobblehead

it's a secret for now

>damn, i am eddy

Have you checked your ass?

why don't you ask a fucking blacksmith

Search etsy, I've seen titanium ones on there. Everyone loves titanium.

No secrets, tell us or the puppy dies.

I've already called my local dicksmith, he says he only does aluminum dongs.

I've already lost interest because i can't find a metal cock that isnt aluminium.

was gonna do 1000 degree cock videos to make a quick buck so i can buy a used car.

Oh fuck that's brilliant

eh
it relies on 12 year olds still thinking the meme is edgy and funny.

someone steal it if you want, ill never actually do it

thats a fucking lie unless you werent going to put it in ur ass

i was gonna do a shitty howtobasic joke styled channel. heat the dick over the stove until i get a blowtorch (it obviously wont get hot), then just drop it on shit and end the video.

starting to like the idea less and less tbh, just seems forced.

No dude, It rides the hype of red hot nickel ball and the 1000 degree knife bullshit, but we can actually do it right. I'll make sure to credit you when I success, user.

i think the meme is dying tbh. hype train is slowing down and the youtubers behind the channels are already thinking of a new way to exploit youtube's algorithm.

keep it in mind though, for the next fad. throw a cock in there and a howtobasic theme and you'll make a decent ironic channel thatll last a few weeks.

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what about glass op

And yet you still asked where to find one? Go home to mommy.

This guy is a perfect example of why I think it won't work.

Can't even see irony.
>checkthefilename.wav

from a metal man

Being a berating little bitch will get you nowhere.

if it's going to be heated and cooled a lot, then I wouldnt do glass.

the break would make for great content though

I was! I missed the end too!

and making assumptions won't get you much farther.

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Aww, you're as butt hurt as you will be when you put it in. How cute! Can I hug you?

I feel like there's a stark difference between heating glass with warm water and heating it with a blowtorch.

Go to a Nickleback Concert.. entire crowd of metal dicks.

>pic related

theyre nickleback fans, best title they get is metalloid dicks.

wow thats 3 in a row the pic didnt post

if the vid makes mone it only needs to last 1

Come back and let us know when step 2 reveals itself to you

I can't argue with that logic.

Still lost interest, I'll hop on the next meme.

If someone wants to steal this please, be my guest. I think you're wasting your time tbh

new fag here how do i do that?