Serious question: How do you tell europeans apart?
I know there's obviously differences between a southern Italian and a Swede, but how do you tell apart someone from England and someone from France, or someone from Russia and someone from Poland?
I have an easier time telling asians apart desu.
Nathaniel Ramirez
>how do you tell apart someone from England and someone from France Teeth.
Joseph Hill
Observing the language they insult you in.
Aaron Jones
arr rook same
Jeremiah Fisher
depends what part of france desu someone from northern france might pass as english, but southern french are more mediterranean and don't look english at all
it'd be harder to differentiate between a briton and a dane, or a dutch, or a german for instance
Brandon Walker
Nobody can do this irl besides some of the autists you meet on this board (including me). If you've been around Europe a lot and really pay attention to this stuff you'll get an idea in your head of a general "look" for every ethnicity, including closer ones like Czechs and Poles or Dutchmen and Germans.
However, most people simply do not give a damn.
Colton Powell
Subtle differences, probably too small to describe consciously. Old-school semi/pseudo-scientific anthropologists descriptions sound a bit goofy nowadays because they tried to pin down differences to extents that weren't realistic. And the distance and differences between Asian countries is much bigger than the distance of differences in Europe because of the sheer size of Asia and the fact that Japan wasn't conquered or colonised in recorded history and so is isolated compared to China
Jacob Parker
arr rook same
Easton Flores
>a dutch Kill yourself
Andrew Johnson
honestly don't know what to call them
hollander? netherlander? dutchboi? they're so irrelevant that i literally have never referred to them as a people
Leo Gonzalez
How about someone from a slavic country like Poland and Britain? I know many people can do it but personally I can't.
Adam Brown
t. An English
Isaiah Rodriguez
depending on north or south of europe, literally almost no way to differentiate them unless they start speaking
Jaxson Roberts
depends desu
slavs do have their own distinctive features but some of them have germanic in them too and that can make them look native it doesn't help that slavs emigrate to our countries en masse anyway
pic related wouldn't pass as a native though
William White
Now I understand why I look how I do. Even the crooked face.
Carter Young
Britons and Danes are quite easy though. Danes are taller, less swarthy and have a Germanic look to them.
Kevin James
you cant
Blake Bailey
When a russian smiles he makes picrelated face
Alexander Morales
Generally you can tell people apart not on country but like Slavs, Scandinavians, Meds etc. That is how it is in Asia.
Nathan Kelly
Its mostly guesswork but you may distinguish northeners from southeners and eastern europeans from western ones as slavs often but not alwayd have distinct features like very round heads.
Gavin Diaz
>slavs often but not alwayd have distinct features like very round heads. lmao never heard of this desu
Josiah Cooper
You generally recognize them by facial features. It's can be tricky if you weren't born in Europe but it's definitely possible if you have an eye for detail.
Pic related for example has a very "Polish" face.
Jayden Wilson
>I know there's obviously differences between a southern Italian and a Swede
is there?
Hunter Hughes
You don't, Europe is a continuum. The farther you are to another country the easier, but it's not like crossing the méditerrannean sea and meeting arabs.
Owen Wright
Slavs: round faced, small grey eyes, thin-haired, slightly protruding ears, snub-nosed, perennially rosy face (due to alcoholism), men keep their hair short most of the time, women like to wear high heels.
Germanics: tall, square-faced, deep set blue eyes, thin straight noses, pinkish skin tone when exposed to sunlight, men are wide-shouldered, likely to wear fancy clothes (except Germans).
David Parker
Memes aside, is quite hard sometimes
Nathaniel Roberts
Dutchman, you mongoloid
Hudson Phillips
Bump for discussion.
Dominic Foster
its pretty hard Slavs: look like their hair is wet, always have short hair Scandinavians: Pale skin, maybe light colored hair the rest is hit or miss, you can tell more by their behavior and clothing than their actual facial features imo
Hunter Walker
I can easily identify British, Scandinavian and Slavs. The rest are a hit and miss
Also can't help but notice a lot of French people have that "ambiguously Jewish" look
Ryder Perez
It's easy to distinguish a swede from a finn for example.
Logan Sanchez
i agree but it's expected to have more mix at every frontier
Easton Perez
If you lived in the Netherlands all your life its quite easy to spot a foreigner. Because subtle differences arent so subtle if no one else has it.
Jeremiah King
I can spot a British hipster or bulldog face from a mile away.
Angel Sanchez
When I was abroad I was mistaken for a German, Russian and French, several times. Mostly Russian. Huh
Benjamin Moore
As if
Ryan Parker
If they look dead inside as if they've seen their best friend's legs blown off in front of them, they're a slav.
Nathaniel Robinson
it is very easy to distinguish an Iberian from a Yuropoor. That is all what I really need.
Levi Long
Slavs often have round faces, look fairly primitive, smaller foreheads, their eyes are less deep in their skull.
Their hair is often short and clothing looks poor.
Of course you also have a bunch of universal European faces that fit into every country. And these tend to be the most attractive people.
Cooper Powell
It is the contrary You're mostly French Rape Babies user
Jason Kelly
You can tell asians apart because the continent is huge. Europe is tiny and no country is isolated, everyone moved everywhere. It is normal to not be able to tell us apart
Samuel Powell
I think in general: the more attractive a person is the harder it is to spot his origin.
And with ugly people the ugly features stand out.
Liam Myers
Some features are common in many places in Europe, and can easily trancend borders of countries and ethnicities. However, what makes someone look typically this, or that, is the combination of features.
There are for example many blonde and blue eyed Slavs, but they tend to have far more "soft" features in their face, in addition to a paler shade of blue in their eyes, and generally wouldn't be able to pass as locals in Scandinavia.
Aiden Wilson
We are not europeans, Jose
Cameron Mitchell
>Europe is tiny and no country is isolated Spain was a very isolated nation. We really opened our country to Europe a few decades ago.
Ethan Clark
We're so cucked I'm pretty much unable to tell my countrymen from the rest of Euros.
Some Hungarians look East Slavic, some West Slavic, some South Slavic, you have Germanic looks here and there thanks to Austrian rapings, and a couple of Italian-ish faces too.
One time I was looking for a shop in the city center, out of ~200 Hungarians present there, I managed to ask the one Romanian tourist.
John Russell
I also noticed slavs have a lighter blue eye color than us.
Carson Phillips
>how do you tell apart someone from England and someone from France, or someone from Russia and someone from Poland? You often don't. Actually, there is something about Russians that makes them stand out.. they all tend to have the exact same short dark hair and lean body build and adidas clothes. But aside that, you can't really tell Europeans apart.
Ian Lopez
If i saw him on the street i would guess he's a slav.
swedes look like pic related
William Bell
Thats because Germany is the most diverse nation of Europe. As it goes into Kelt, Germanic and Slavic territory.
Adrian Robinson
No me jodas, Paco. Un Español se ve a cinco kilómetros.
>But aside that, you can't really tell Europeans apart.
This meme, I hate this meme. I am able to know if the person is germanic, Iberian or slav just by looking him. Fucking shitty meme.
Chase Johnson
well I can definitely tell apart a slav from any other euro and tell for sure if he's from eastern or southern europe other than that, no
Owen Hill
Lol, you wish. This guy looks Balkan af. Scandinavians have feminine features.
James King
Don't make fun of my mongolian neighbour!
Henry Perry
>This guy looks Balkan Have you ever seen a balkanian monkey or a Swede, ruscuck?
Jace Price
I've seen plenty of swedish fuckbois, yes. You have soft, feminine features. And this guy has a stereotypical Balkan look.
Aaron Howard
Typical bydło
Caleb Sanders
Brits look a lot like Poles I think.
Carter Morris
ayy
Grayson Watson
I think that all Euro bydło look alike
Asher Stewart
Nope. This is typical Balkan
Zachary Morgan
Are you sure?
Austin Smith
he looks like Ichiro Suzuki
Samuel Baker
k yours looks like a gypsy
Isaac Ortiz
hahahaha holy shit he really does
Jack Evans
>k yours looks like a gypsy Because they are gypsies. We let them live in their shitty ghettos and this is the result.
Asher Campbell
I'm a Pole and look simultaneously western and eastern.
John Bailey
Plenty of brits look slavic, they always play the tough guy bad boy in your films
Jose Flores
pic
Austin Gomez
I can't post, but I can tell you that I'm 190 cm, blonde, blue eyes, quite a big forehead but have something easternish in myself.
Bentley Baker
>forehead More like 6head
Aaron Collins
1. race 2. fashion 3. speech
Jaxson Jackson
No no, I'm not you.
Colton Gonzalez
Slavs have roundish flat faces and germanics have this goofy lanklet look. Brits, on the other hand, look inbreed.
Adrian Wood
My forehead takes up a perfect a perfect third of my face Mr.HugeForehead