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>Wake up /got/! It's morning already!

Shouldn't she be on the casting couch?

Jaime is Azor Ahai / The lord of light.
His story draws influence from the one handed norse god Tyr, King Mydas, King Arthur and King James.
He and Cercei are obviously the children of the mad king. They've established he was an abuser and a rapist, his comments on the right of the first night at Tywin and Joannas wedding and the apparent 'liberties' he took on said wedding night. I believe the comment of liberties was to soften what ser Barristen was telling to dany. To not flat out say he was a rapist, though the story clearly establishes that.
The twins are the two sides of the coin the gods flip when siring a Targaryen. One for glory the other for madness.
Cercei the mad queen, joffrey the mad king.
Now getting to Tyr. Tyr is the one handed norse god who lost his hand when binding the winged wolf of ragnarok ( brandon ) the wolf who's been promised to fly by the raven.
King James obviously Jaime is a nickname for James.
King Mydas had the gold touch, then later called the Mydas touch. This is a reference to Jaimes golden hand.
Now King Arthurs influence. Ser Arthur Dayne is one who Jaime holds in such high regard and see's him as the best of the best, he'd love to be like him and the possibility is there also. He's never wanted to be king, he's never wanted the rock all he wanted was to be the best. Be the next Arthur.
Jaimes father the mad king knew Jaime was his son, so to prevent Tywin from obtaining the dragon rider gene he kept his bastard son close. So close he named him the youngest of the kings guard. Literally the order of the best knights across the realm. He was then trained by arthur after becoming apart of the order.

King Arthur from mythology was son of the head of the dragon ( uther 'pendragon' ) a red comet came the night he was conceived, Arthurs father was glamoured by a witch and slept with his enemies wife siring King arthur.
So the mystery conception is there.
> I'll finish in another post.

Azor Ahaigarden

Is Bran the lord of light?

Well light does imply gay, so yeah

>wrap up

King Arthur was involved in a love triangle with Queen Gwen and Sir Lancelot. Just as Jaime was involved in a love triangle with Queen Cercei ( incest an obvious targaryen family trait ) and his cousin ser lancel ( sir lancelot )

Another interesting thing to note is the error in translation that occurred in reference to the words lord and light in high valyrian.

The word for lord and light and Gold Hand are almost identical words in high valyrian with a two letter difference.

Gold Hand = āeksion ondos
Lord Light = āeksio ōños

Now for the ironies.

Jaimes contemplation over placing Aegon and Rhaenys ( the grandchildren of aerys ) on the throne came to the conclusion to not do so due to Aerys madness.

Ironically he places Joffrey and Tommon two of the mad kings Grand children on the throne anyway.

Cercei and her children who ned saw as usurpers had more of a right to sit on the throne then king robert.

When commanded to bring kill his father, Jaime did exactly that and killed his father Aerys.

This has Tyrion and Jaime both King slayers and both Kinslayers.

Shaved head Jaime and Brienne also parallel Ser Duncan the tall and Egg. The shaved Targaryen in secret and one of Ser Duncans last living descendants Brienne.

I'm sure there is more one could find but what I've picked up on so far.

lord of shite

nope

Gold Hand = āeksion ondos
Lord Light = āeksio ōños

so if Bran is the Ragnarok wolf Fenrir, that means he's destined to destroy the world ?

Euron will be the head of the sea dragon that is currently frozen within the ice wall of frozen sea water.

Yes, him and bloodraven are the architects bringing forth the end. I have a theory thats a little complex that bloodraven is the link between brans from timeline a and timeline b.

>For fuck's sake Peter, what part of "no cock" didn't you understand?

And Bran will summon an ice dragons from the remnants of the last dragon 'winter' from the winterfell gods woods magical ice pool. Asha tries to swim down to find the bottom but can't.

Winterfell is built on hot springs but has a single magical ice pool. Ice dragons like the walkers melt when they die.

Winterfell is where the last azor ahai slew winter.

Winter is an ice dragon hence winterfell and the starks being the 'kings of winter'.

The three heads of the dragon will be the contending military forces lead by a fire dragon, a sea dragon and an ice dragon.

Ice dragon is why Jon snow being of the north and son of Rhaegar would make him it's rider.

Honestly I hope Sansa slays betrays Jon and Bran resulting in their deaths and they return. A vengeful knights king Jon and his ice dragon controlled by bran.

Just as mirri maz dur used a warg transference spell to place drogo in drogon. Her spell was sung, had shadows dancing on the walls going from man, to wolf, to man.

I see the same thing happening to bran.

Cersei is for ___________

Also if you download the pdf to a game of thrones, go to page 111 you can read Brans tower fall dream and conversation with the three eyed raven.

He gains strange wings, surrounded by grey mists ( what ice dragons breathe ) and literally goes past the lands of always winter, beyond the curtain of light and into the heart of true darkness.
A fire dragon would die trying to go on such a journey, and only an ice dragon could survive such a trek.

Also you have an army of icicle spears that embrace him beneath him hinting at an alliance with the white walkers.

These were never interesting or creative

This is so fucking stupid. But I commend you for making all the connections.

remember when it took a whole season to get from one place to the next? now they do it in an ep.

This theory is years old. I hope you are not implying it's yours. You could still give credit to the guy who came up with it.
gameofthronesandnorsemythology.blogspot.de/

Let's talk about what Arya's doing in pic related

Thers clearly a dragon in the wall. The drippings taste of salt water and there is a folklore tale of a wildling or nw brother who tried to dig his way through. Instead of killing him they sealed him inside.
They say you can still hear him digging away if you press your ear to the wall. This is the scratching of the sea dragon.

Also melting the wall would create a sea of salt water. A great defence in slowing down the army of the dead. The salt water isn't just to preserve the sea dragon but also a last line of defence against the forces of the others.

TELL ME ABOUT DAYNE

WHY DOES HE WEAR THE HELMET

It's not my theory. I don't know who's theory it is. My intent was to bring an end to the azor jon first post and change it to azor jaime. That is all.

gameofthronesandnorsemythology.blogspot.de/
I already gave you the link. Also whoever wrote on this blog post clearly has studied mythology academically. Even it's tinfoil-head territory at times it's a great read because of that. Read up on it.

How many more seasons until D&D realise it's time to end it all?

Now imagine Ramsay is CIA

Two. They already know how it's going to end, in case you didn't know.

kill yourself

Cheers mate, yes I've come across this before they're a great list of theories. The only thing I disagree on is that Euron is the sea serpent of exile rather than Dany. If memory serves he was exiled for raping Victarions wife.

I came across the theories you linked back in my heresy thread days.

If you like the theories from what you've linked Im sure you'll like these if you haven't yet come across them.

endgameofthrones.com/theory-links/

Hes actually a big guy with no legs

Another thing where I think is completely off is the roosters part.

Friendly reminder that you are all discussing a series written by a guy who thinks "Baelor Butthole" is an entertaining nickname.

I'll have to read up on your link, It's been ages since I've come across this page. Thanks again for the link you've given me something to read up on tonight.

You think D&D or GRRM would think this deep?

Maybe I'm just tired but the idea of Jaime calling someone Baelor Butthole is pretty amusing. Another amusing thing is this page I'm browsing: nameberry.com/babyname/Khaleesi/similar

Septa Nutella of the Most Devout is blessing this thread
even though it's full of heartless assholes who enjoy her suffering or think she loves being tortured and raped

>Leaker promised rape
>There was no rape

He was right in 95% of stuff except this, smfhftbh

That tight dress is rather unbecoming of a nun, isn't it? she looks pretty hot.

bending time and space

Did he? I only remember promise that he will get to her.
Also, if there wasn't rape, why would Cersei say "shame"?

Her robe is too tight indeed, but that's how you attract newcomers to your religion.
And yeah, she is hot as hell, especially with that sly(?) facial expression. Damn, I love her so much.

please fuck off back to tumblr

being a psychopath

but it's ok because le badass teen girl

Is this the most kino scene in GoT?

HAD 1 BOTTLE ON SAN MIGUEL

OFF MY FUCKIN TITS

"Burn them all".

He's the best character of the story in my opinion.

He gets a hundred percent more likeable after he's separated from Cersei.

yes it is.

His farewell of Tyrion was very sad, showed how far his character had come

Lol no

Opening of last episode is

*teleports behind you*

When will Sansa finally turn Sith?

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plebs who don't like antagonists.

Wish we had PoV from cersie and jamie from the start those would have been best chapters of book 1.

Remember when in season 1 Catelyn got from Winterfell to King's Landing in one episode?

Agreed. They really push the villain aspect during the beginning of the story with pushing Bran from the window and fucking his sister. But I see that as one of his greater aspects. Ned Stark chose the death and eradication of his family for the sake of his honour and reputation. Jaime clearly is the polar opposite of that. He'll do what is truly necessary to keep himself and those he loves alive. And as Brienne commented as to why would he not tell anyone the intention behind killing Aerys. He takes it and bears it. He isn't galavanting, pushing such a feat into the faces of others. They call him kingslayer and he just simply bears the weight of it.
He's the King I support.

>nothing personell kid

I agree. It's also why I wish we had a Littlefinger PoV. Everyone claims to know what he's thinking and what his intentions are but we don't know shit without hearing inside his head.

Wasn't it a plot-point that she took a ship?

Maybe I'm just confusing it with the book.

If Bran had listened to his mother, he'd never have been in that situation. His broken spine and nonfunctional dick are his own fault.

ITT: people who don't get Jaime

So when are we getting scenes of Arya acting like a human being again?

Never?

And what good is a hero without hitting rock bottom and striving to pull himself towards redemption.

He's a misunderstood hero, not a villain, for all that he's part of the villain House. Cersei's retarded, Tyrion's fucking Daenerys, and Tywin is dead.

>Wasn't it a plot-point that she took a ship?

No. But even if it was, you could say the same for all the teleporters in season 6.

Her purpose is to kill characters the show no longer needs.

stop posting the same fucking picture of her, I assume that's the best angle of her inbred slag face she could find after 4hours of selfies and she's not even pretty in it

>people saw this as a cool scene instead of a display of how evil Arya has become
>people saw Sansa's looking at Ramsay being torn to shreds by dogs as a triumph
>people saw Cersei's torture of the Septa as a sweet long-overdue revenge

Sometimes I honestly wonder if I'm watching the same show as the people on the internet.

maybe you're the one that doesn't get him

>Dany is winning the battle of Old Town
>Her Dragons are blasting the Ironborn of Euron and burning them to ash
>"Euron, the day is lost. We have to retreat!" one Ironborn Captain says, but Anime King Euron just laughs at him
>"No, it's time to use 'that'"
>Euron pulls down his trousers, the light which is released from the blinds Dany's dragons
>"Could it be? Lightbringer!?"
>Lightbringer was Euron's big cock all along and was tempered when he schlonged Victarion's wife

i totally agree with you. i didn't cheer for any of those things and i am disgusted by people who did.

>people want to see those characters as good
>you want to see Jaime as good
pot meet kettle

wew

>you could say the same for all the teleporters in season 6.

Not really. In the books it's a plot-point that Ned and co take a long time going south because they're travelling along the Kingsroad with a large retinue, and so Catelyn can actually outpace them/catch up by taking a ship, and also disguise her coming to King's Landing this way. The dude travelling with her even has to shave his awesome muttonchops off to commit to the disguise. There's none of that with people's travels now. It's just a matter of convenience for the writers or really badly portrayed time-lapses between scenes/episodes.

Arya has trained to become a serial killer. That's who she was meant to be. Sansa's basically Ramsay with tits at this point (look at her cold, unfeeling eyes). I can't believe people looked at the Sept of Baelor blowing up and cheered.

>"Jon's declared King in the North and no one even thinks 'What about Sansa?" She's actually a true Stark and she's the one who brought in the Knights of the Vale. Maybe she deserves to be Queen in the North." - D&D

>using a reaction-image of a character means you want to see that character as good

Stop projecting, mate.

why is this a gif

no character is pure good or evil, retards. grrm hates that shit. everyone except euron has redeeming qualities, some more than others. this isn't LOTR with clear cut good and bad guys.

But that's actually how D&D presented it. You're looking it differently because you're used to the books, who didn't exactly condemn revenge either.

You're a fucking retard. The dude didn't shave his muttonchops. Catelyn didn't take a ship, she travelled on the kingsroad (where she arrested Tyrion). And the characters who "teleported" in season 6 (Tyrion, Arya, Varys) were said to have taken a ship.

The show was just as bad in season 1, you're just remembering it through rose-tinted glasses.

>why is this a gif
to showcase sophie turner's microacting skills, obviously.

*(Theon, Arya, Varys)

>liking Cersei
jesus christ, you retards would literally do anything just to be contrarian and edgy, wouldn't you?
Cersei is a shit character in the books, she's a shit character in the series as well. There is absolutely nothing likable about her - she's stupid and arrogant,
yet thinks she's as smart as Tywin.Everything Cersei did only weakened the Lannisters and the Kingdom.She says she only cares about her children yet she's too stupid to realize she's the one that killed them.

Sansa is a women. She can whinge, bitch and whine but she'll never be a true leader on the front line leading those on the field of battle. She'll never spill blood and run the risk of dying amongst those by her side as equals.

You'd never have Sansa charge alone on the battlefield in front of a force so large they outnumber you 20 to 1 just to save her kin.

Instead she was as far from the battle as she could be. And what happens after she takes a mate and weds? she forsakes her family to join anew.

To those with common sense. A perceived bastard of ned stark is the obvious choice. At the end of the day Sansa's just a women. And she is NOTHING like Nymeria of Dorne.

Cersei's actually less psychotic in the show.

>Cersei - a crazy bitch that hates everyone, drinks wine and kills a bunch of people because she only cares about herself and her children ... for six seasons and possibly two more.

>if a character isn't smart and good natured you shouldn't like her

Piss off normie faggot. Cersei is OUR QUEEN.

Reminder

>say character is shit
>list the things that made the character entertaining

someone said there were tyrell and martell ships there at the end with dany but i was too lazy to check so they could be full of shit.

but if it's true i guess that's how he got there.

>final scene is the ruined snowy Red Keep
>sitting on the Iron Throne is the Night's Queen, Cersei Lannister
>with a small motion of her hand she calls to her side the shambling corpses of Jaime, Joffrey, Myrcella and Tommen

Jaime's gonna choke her to death.

CERSEI>>>>>>>>>>>>KELLY C

People like Cersei because shes the only thing we have left besides the bullshit Jon x Dany ending

>a crazy bitch that hates everyone, drinks wine and kills a bunch of people because she only cares about herself and her children

JUST LIKE ME

FUCK THE SPARROWS RHLLORU ACKBAR

I like Cersei for the same reasons I like CIA. He has her completely fooled in the books though. Jaime too.