First time at the Casino

First time at the Casino.
Going there with 500€.
50 Black, 100 Black, 200 Black, 100 Black.

4 Times Red and then Black.
I feel like fucking killing myself atm.
Never going into the shithole they call casino again.

If you undestand - I feel like complete shit right now. Havent told my GF, wanted to buy her something nice for extra Sex.

If you have felt like i feel right now, consider giving me some spare money, i would really appreciate it. Gonna work overtime to make up for this shit too, but everything helps.

If someone wants to give me
My Paypal is [email protected]

Sorry im a fucking retard

Also dont ever go into fucking casinos, the guy whos gonna win big is not you, and you will regret that shit.

you still got 50 more, go back and put it all on 21.

lol what a retard, why are gambling with money that apparently you can't afford to lose? you deserve everything you feel right now. and you expect others to give a shithead like you more money when you have well proven that you don't know how to handle money?

this

like i said, i wanted to buy my gf nice stuff with it.
ofcourse i could afford it.

im not some gambling addict, it was my first time

lol roulette, tho?

why?

>wanted to buy her something nice
You are a goddamn retard and the genepool would be better served if you never reproduced.

YOU DON'T GAMBLE TO MAKE MONEY.

It is a pass time, and like every other goddamn pass time, it is expensive. You only bring money you expect to leave without. You only bring money you can afford to leave without.

YOU DON'T GAMBLE TO MAKE MONEY.

"49% Chance"

lesson learned. for $500 u got away cheap. ..i think of the houndreds of thousands my father has blown in 40+ years

like i said i could afford it, im not starving now or anything. But in my head, i was going there to maybe double it.

it makes no sense, why would you gamble if you expect to leave without it

If your father felt like me - but all the time, then he must have been a pretty depressed guy.

No offense to you - just cant imagine a happy guy who looses that much in gambling

>going to a casino
>expecting to win against the house
>playing 0 skill games

you don't deserve money. craps, blackjack, and poker are the only playable games if you want any chance at reliable winnings.

correct, my life my brothers and my.mothers were greatly effected by my father losing money, then getting angry and then asking us for money. he is unhappy which has also made my childhood unhappy. i shit, he shits on ur petty 500. u must be like 19 and make $10 an hour to be angry about this kind of loss. i played poker since i was 15. i know what its like to lose (and win)

why is blackjack any more predictable?
In the end if you only get crap or the dealer has blackjack, what can you do?

19, but yeah im working part time and in hollidays cuz im studying

black jacks edge comes from card counting, which is simply countingnhow many low cards come out. more higher (facecards) the better for the player. it gives the dealer a chance to "bust" more often. ur edge comes in afyer 200-300 hands and 4 of ur friends at that table aswell.

dint take me long to figure that out lol. i went through what ur goin through over 10 yrs ago. its called experience in life.

yeah but wont they tell you to fuck off if you watch for 400 hands? Also at my casino they had like 10 Different card holders which they swapped like every half hour

Like buying alcohol, drugs, coins, stamps, or cars: people enjoy doing it.

in the long term, your blackjacks pay out 3:2 while the dealer's do not. You can also count cards to get additional advantage.

u bet evry hand. $20 min for the first hundo, then wen the numbers bcome correct, u tip off ur friends to come sit, and everyone beginds betting $100 a hsnf instead.

Haha, dumbass.
The casino always has an edge. Betting red or black on a roulette table isn't even as good as 50/50 odds. It's actually 47.4% chance of winning.

ITT, eurocuck fails to gamble and resorts to begging for money.

but there still has to be this "urge" to win, otherwise you could just play for a few cent online , get what i mean?

instead you see addicts that have no money in the first place gamble with all they have... because they want to make up for it

You can't count cards in casinos today. Multiple decks + switches makes it impossible. That's something from back in the old days.

In all seriousness, if you follow proper strategies for BlackJack it is the game that gives you the highest edge, although it still less than 50%. The house always wins, for obvious reasons.

A casino is a business like any other, they are there to make money, not give them away.

you get to take extra money from the house if you get a blackjack, the house doesn't get extra money from you if they get a blackjack.

well, i am not doing it again and i will work it back with overtime, but i think you understand that getting some "free" money would make me feel much better.

sounds kinda stupid

itt : child loses money, feels like hes been robbed and voilated. wants money back but kicking and screaming is not an option so posting on Sup Forums becomes one

i bet u havnt playrd more than 10 min of casino table games.

wanted to buy something nice for my GF for 1 Year aniversary, but dont really want to spend money

in my head i bet 500, make 500, can give those 500 away, because i dont loose anything

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idiot logic. enjoy ur loss faggot.

>put it all on 21.

Noob mistake. The best strategy is to put it all on 13. The thing is that everyone (in the West at least) thinks 13 is unlucky and so it never gets played, which means the chances it gets landed on are that much higher!

Yeah, I mean there are a bunch of psychological functions that make people play, and keep them coming back. The human brain being hardwired to weight potential reward higher than potential risk is a huge factor. But that's the thing: everything in a casino is designed to make sure the house comes on top, not in every discrete game, but net across all games. It is a losing proposition.

That's why I say you don't go there to make money. The odds are not in your favor and unless you're using some math system to tilt the field; if you sit there long enough you will lose all the money you came with.

that doesnt make any sense

Dealers are forced to hit when

Playing the pass line in craps has slightly better odds than blackjack and be way more social and exciting, though you have to play three bets or so for the odds to go from slightly worse than blackjack to better than blackjack, so you have to have more money to lay down.

Maybe not to you, but it sure makes dollahs for me!

your first mistake is going to the casino

Oh forgive us O Grandmaster, please teach us how you overcome the laws of mathematics to get a worthwhile margin from card counting at modern casinos?

card counting still works with blackjack