First time at the Casino. Going there with 500€. 50 Black, 100 Black, 200 Black, 100 Black.
4 Times Red and then Black. I feel like fucking killing myself atm. Never going into the shithole they call casino again.
If you undestand - I feel like complete shit right now. Havent told my GF, wanted to buy her something nice for extra Sex.
If you have felt like i feel right now, consider giving me some spare money, i would really appreciate it. Gonna work overtime to make up for this shit too, but everything helps.
Also dont ever go into fucking casinos, the guy whos gonna win big is not you, and you will regret that shit.
Michael Jones
you still got 50 more, go back and put it all on 21.
Jayden Campbell
lol what a retard, why are gambling with money that apparently you can't afford to lose? you deserve everything you feel right now. and you expect others to give a shithead like you more money when you have well proven that you don't know how to handle money?
Austin Jackson
this
Robert Phillips
like i said, i wanted to buy my gf nice stuff with it. ofcourse i could afford it.
im not some gambling addict, it was my first time
Jonathan Perez
lol roulette, tho?
why?
Isaac White
>wanted to buy her something nice You are a goddamn retard and the genepool would be better served if you never reproduced.
YOU DON'T GAMBLE TO MAKE MONEY.
It is a pass time, and like every other goddamn pass time, it is expensive. You only bring money you expect to leave without. You only bring money you can afford to leave without.
YOU DON'T GAMBLE TO MAKE MONEY.
Brody Hill
"49% Chance"
Ryder Johnson
lesson learned. for $500 u got away cheap. ..i think of the houndreds of thousands my father has blown in 40+ years
Liam Torres
like i said i could afford it, im not starving now or anything. But in my head, i was going there to maybe double it.
it makes no sense, why would you gamble if you expect to leave without it
Michael Peterson
If your father felt like me - but all the time, then he must have been a pretty depressed guy.
No offense to you - just cant imagine a happy guy who looses that much in gambling
Asher Bailey
>going to a casino >expecting to win against the house >playing 0 skill games
you don't deserve money. craps, blackjack, and poker are the only playable games if you want any chance at reliable winnings.
Gavin Lewis
correct, my life my brothers and my.mothers were greatly effected by my father losing money, then getting angry and then asking us for money. he is unhappy which has also made my childhood unhappy. i shit, he shits on ur petty 500. u must be like 19 and make $10 an hour to be angry about this kind of loss. i played poker since i was 15. i know what its like to lose (and win)
Dylan Wood
why is blackjack any more predictable? In the end if you only get crap or the dealer has blackjack, what can you do?
Connor Nguyen
19, but yeah im working part time and in hollidays cuz im studying
Nicholas Rodriguez
black jacks edge comes from card counting, which is simply countingnhow many low cards come out. more higher (facecards) the better for the player. it gives the dealer a chance to "bust" more often. ur edge comes in afyer 200-300 hands and 4 of ur friends at that table aswell.
John Garcia
dint take me long to figure that out lol. i went through what ur goin through over 10 yrs ago. its called experience in life.
Jaxson Gray
yeah but wont they tell you to fuck off if you watch for 400 hands? Also at my casino they had like 10 Different card holders which they swapped like every half hour
Christian Peterson
Like buying alcohol, drugs, coins, stamps, or cars: people enjoy doing it.
Nathaniel Scott
in the long term, your blackjacks pay out 3:2 while the dealer's do not. You can also count cards to get additional advantage.
Connor Barnes
u bet evry hand. $20 min for the first hundo, then wen the numbers bcome correct, u tip off ur friends to come sit, and everyone beginds betting $100 a hsnf instead.
Ian Brown
Haha, dumbass. The casino always has an edge. Betting red or black on a roulette table isn't even as good as 50/50 odds. It's actually 47.4% chance of winning.
Mason Fisher
ITT, eurocuck fails to gamble and resorts to begging for money.
Ryan Cruz
but there still has to be this "urge" to win, otherwise you could just play for a few cent online , get what i mean?
instead you see addicts that have no money in the first place gamble with all they have... because they want to make up for it
Xavier Morales
You can't count cards in casinos today. Multiple decks + switches makes it impossible. That's something from back in the old days.
In all seriousness, if you follow proper strategies for BlackJack it is the game that gives you the highest edge, although it still less than 50%. The house always wins, for obvious reasons.
A casino is a business like any other, they are there to make money, not give them away.
Isaac Roberts
you get to take extra money from the house if you get a blackjack, the house doesn't get extra money from you if they get a blackjack.
Chase Walker
well, i am not doing it again and i will work it back with overtime, but i think you understand that getting some "free" money would make me feel much better.
sounds kinda stupid
Henry Sullivan
itt : child loses money, feels like hes been robbed and voilated. wants money back but kicking and screaming is not an option so posting on Sup Forums becomes one
Brandon Gray
i bet u havnt playrd more than 10 min of casino table games.
David Walker
wanted to buy something nice for my GF for 1 Year aniversary, but dont really want to spend money
in my head i bet 500, make 500, can give those 500 away, because i dont loose anything
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Leo Sullivan
idiot logic. enjoy ur loss faggot.
Jason Torres
>put it all on 21.
Noob mistake. The best strategy is to put it all on 13. The thing is that everyone (in the West at least) thinks 13 is unlucky and so it never gets played, which means the chances it gets landed on are that much higher!
Zachary Long
Yeah, I mean there are a bunch of psychological functions that make people play, and keep them coming back. The human brain being hardwired to weight potential reward higher than potential risk is a huge factor. But that's the thing: everything in a casino is designed to make sure the house comes on top, not in every discrete game, but net across all games. It is a losing proposition.
That's why I say you don't go there to make money. The odds are not in your favor and unless you're using some math system to tilt the field; if you sit there long enough you will lose all the money you came with.
Nathan Russell
that doesnt make any sense
Chase Morgan
Dealers are forced to hit when
John Cruz
Playing the pass line in craps has slightly better odds than blackjack and be way more social and exciting, though you have to play three bets or so for the odds to go from slightly worse than blackjack to better than blackjack, so you have to have more money to lay down.
Daniel Miller
Maybe not to you, but it sure makes dollahs for me!
Angel Williams
your first mistake is going to the casino
Nicholas Powell
Oh forgive us O Grandmaster, please teach us how you overcome the laws of mathematics to get a worthwhile margin from card counting at modern casinos?