NZ appreciation thread

ITT we summon the one, the only, New Zealand! Give a round of applause everybody!

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Don't know much about this country desu besides sheeps, lord of the rings and Maoris

Tell me more about your country, friend.

Hello Canada, welcome!

NZ is choice as.

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Did they rape the sheep?

hi New Zealand, wouldn't mind living in your country :)

power rangers dino thunder

Please refrain from saying r*pe in this thread, Canada! This is a peaceful discussion of New Zealand, if you like, i can make a thread discussing your country next :^)

Was New Zealand populated by the Irish or something? They seem so easy and satisfying to bully.

Need to know what they did to the sheep lad desu

*blocks your path*
You'll have to go through me first, kid

Scots mostly I believe, so you're onto something

i don't think Sup Forums has ever successfully bullied us 2bh

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it's different if it's aussies

are kiwis subs to aussies in general?

Thanks friends, you're all welcome to visit anytime :)

Little bros.

more like you don't take it seriously if it's coming from an aussie

and if the other cunts on Sup Forums want to bant us they just parrot what aussies say, which means you take that even less seriously

Hi, how can I get refugee status and culturally enrich your country? My skin is white but my eye colour is brown and I can let my beard grow if it helps.

would very much like to (might even try and infiltrate the country entirely). How bad are Maoris though? There's an awful lot of them compared to Euros now

Just remember, we do it to protect you

Sorry we take enough refugees as it is.

>There's an awful lot of them compared to Euros now

Er no, not really. Auckland has a lot of Samoans and the entire country has Chinese and Indians, but Europeans are the majority everywhere except in tiny Maori towns on the East Coast.

kek

What if applied for a visa like a normal human being?

dont do it they'll probably ship you to nauru too

It's >20% maori and islander, seems like quite a lot. Are they a nuisance in the places they inhabit?

mate if youre really that hung up about natives dont go nz has them integrated fairly successfully

pretty much this

not to mention that there are no full blood maori anymore, since we've been mixing too long, so i'd say some pom who doesn't know what to look for probably couldn't tell a cunt had some maori blood in him if he was standing right there

well that might be a bit of an exaggeration but still

If you're qualified enough you can get a visa.

Did NZ colonizers peacefully integrate the natives or they were run'n'gun like other anglo colonies?

Can you do a haka?

My mom says I'm smart

Better than most places, but they're still shits. What do you expect from a culture whose primary export is a war dance?
Not that hard, look for the cunt that's built like a brick shithouse and has a tan in winter.

Get her to write that on a piece of paper then you're good to go.

Got it.

*k*uhhh, *t* gohhh im just asking, Goooood get out of my room

wait, really? i thought they were pretty anti-'colonist'. It's weird half the people I know who've lived/been there have said they're like blacks in America and the other half just say they're integrated and that

better than most places

Looks like a cool as fuck country but everywhere outside of Auckland would feel weird for me to live in as a scummy Londoner
Congrats on being by far one of the least shite countries in the world guys

That's weird considering that neither maoris nor anglos were peacefull people.

You get everything with Maoris from "white" nationalist Maoris, full blown muh native rights Maoris and everything in between.
It's a mixed bag really depending on where they grew up.
They're characters.

can't give you a short answer without simplifying the fuck out of it

but basically yeah, it didn't end up too badly down here

being far away from everything meant priorities were different

and the maori having proved they could hold their own in a fight did a lot to earn them respect, i think

It wasn't all Anglos, Brits would be more accurate
Think I read somewhere that they liked the Maoris, thought they were upstanding people. Then again think I've also read about some brutal nasty things the Brits did too
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How queer, thank you for the insight

>and the maori having proved they could hold their own in a fight did a lot to earn them respect
A fuckload more than aboriginals. The NZ wars with maoris ended in territorial changes, the aboriginals barely even understood the concept of territory and to this day are referred to as "traditional custodians of the land" rather than owners because they cucked themselves so badly.

classic aborigines

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