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Cringy Folk-metal band edition.

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Someone asked me if Lilyhammer was a plausible series in the last thread. I don't know. Lilyhammer is not a big series here, I don't know anyone who watches it and I haven't heard about it in many years.

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The dvachan beautiful women board is still not up. Is it up for you guys? Guys... hello?

Пpивeт мoи poccийcкиe дpyзья. Я aмepикaнcкий cтyдeнт. Я изyчaл pyccкий в yнивepcитeтe yazymk. Moй pyccкий плoх. Tы пoнимaeшь, чтo я пишy? Я хoчy пoceтить Mocквy этим лeтoм. Являeтcя ли мoй pyccкий язык пoнятнo?

Ok I don't know why, but the russian keyboard software I'm using fucked up third sentence.

/rus/ thread
no russians

there's already a thread

Quite intelligible and so cuuuuuuuute :3
Moscow is a staple of russian tourism but it's so overused that it's boring.

Weird, I didn't find it when I searched before I made this one.

Yep, it's up for some people and it changes over time. It's a random thing.
Check back later. Change your ip if you can, might help.

I'm gonna stay in this one even if it's the last thing I do!

I want to start learning eastern languages, and I'm wondering where to start. I've started in on learning the Cyrillic alphabet, as I've heard that's pretty universal and doesn't change much. Is this true, and what is a good language to start on?

Alright, thanks.

I appreciate that.

I would assume Russian has more resources, but you do what you want.

Yeah, I'm thinking about Russian as well

Russian is the most widespread language in the eastern european slavic countries. 90% of belarusians and 80% of ukrainians speak Russian. So it's logical to start with learning Russians especially since we're going to take all the neighbouring countries over to form USSR 2.0.

Ooops, I meant to say since Russian shares 60% of vocabulary with Belorusian and as much as 80% with Ukrainian.

But is Russian understood in most of the slavic world?

it sounds kind of stupid on russian, though. there is a line between sounding epic and dumb.
i like CPУБ/SRUB, they are like a post-punk/occult pank/folk band
youtube.com/watch?v=5VMztv3GonI

i think slovak language is the most understandable. cause poth poles and czech do understand it, russians too, maybe. russian speak most of the east slavis states, and post ussr countries too, where russian population is high

вce pyccкиe дoлжны yмepeть
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C E К T O P
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Russia is the biggest and the most populated slavic country in the world, man. We ARE the biggest part of the slavic world.
If we're talking about the number of countries in which people understand Russian there are only about 4 out of 13 slavic countries in total.

бля, этo ж дeмбeльcкaя тeмa. y вac хoхлoв paзвe инaчe?

>about 4 out of 13 slavic countries in total.
My bad, 4 countries including non-slavic Kazakhstan.

How do you manage watching porn? I'm judging by myself - I can't stop laughing while watching russian porn because the stuff they say sounds so stupid.
70% of porn is in English so it must a real trouble.

I'll check it out. I've been shilling Arkona every once in a while and some russians always tell me how cringy they are hehe. And there really is a fine line between the epic sound and that cringy sound, much of it is lyrics and performance, but the music itself plays a part too.

Reminds me of hard rock like ac/dc and Judas Priest.

Okay thanks. I was thinking in number of countries, of course Russia is the majority of the slavic world being the biggest country and with most inhabitants. Kazakhstan has Russian as primary language?

Why cringy?

>Kazakhstan has Russian as primary language?
84% of people in Kazakhstan speak Russian while only 75% speak Kazakh.

anjelica/krystal boyd, she generally doesn't talk so much garbage.
problem is she's always with her goof of a boyfriend or whatever
>Reminds me of hard rock like ac/dc and Judas Priest
check out all of sektor gaza, they are based
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\r\u\b\ тpeд бeз кapтoшки и cвинины. ништяк

That's funny. Is it because of Soviet?

Many tell me Arkona is cringy, I like them personally so it was just humour.

I'll bookmark them and listen tonight or tomorrow in the gym.

Paзмeчтaлcя oн тyт

=,(((

>That's funny. Is it because of Soviet?
Kazakhstan was in the Russian Empire as well so we've been there for quite a while.

Grai is alright

youtube.com/watch?v=8gMCxCI9IBw

Cool, I didn't know that.

Funny fact:
During Collectivization about 1/3 Kazakh died be course communist took their cows, goats and horses.
^_^

>russia
>slavic

Listening to Sektor Gaza is such a mauvais ton

anyone who looks down on it is trash

>problem is she's always with her goof of a boyfriend or whatever

Nah, I'm fairly certain I saw her getting fucked in the ass by that Italian guy.

We had 35 posts before the self-loather came around. Every /rus/ or Sup Forums thread there is someone.

yeah in like, a single video

Why do Brits never seem to be interested in Russia....

Guess that's her condition for making porn.

It's either with a girl or it's with her boyfriend.

Mind you, I can't help but laugh whenever I see the guy's face.

Seriously, how the fuck did he land someone like her in the first place?

Y should they be interested in irrelevant dirty, corrupted shitholes?

it would be so amazing to worship her feet in the forest like that

by having a big dick

Forests smell with mushrooms, mold and rotten wood. Quite unsexy if you ask me.

You have to interest her first before you get to the dick showing part.

I'm not into that kind of thing, but whatever floats your boat. I imagine sitting there with her just listening to the birds on a hot summer day. Or her waiting for me to come back home like in the song here
youtube.com/watch?v=7QClpr7qQ0o

I think that's great. The smells of nature really get me going, not just sexually, but in life in general.

>implying

His isn't even that big.

Besides, how the fuck would she know what's your dick size without seeing you naked?

is she considered to be a beaut? she looks like a goblin though. i'm happy that she's into modelling, so she could make fun of people who were laughing at how ugly she was, back as a kid

What do you consider to be beautiful then?

lots of things. a don't store them on my pc though, nor do i have lots of "idol" waifus.
i like, for instance, gwyneth paltrow

wtf is wrong with foot fetishists

everyone has their own tastes but holy manjaw

i wouldn't call her beauty icon, though

yeah, underarm fetish is even worse. i tryed to lick girls feet one time, cause that's what they do in porn, and was disgusted afterwards

Here is a real manjaw

>gwyneth paltrow

Fucking disgusting.

/turkish_girls/

ones me likey the most are green or blue eyes tatar chicks though

yea, she's a good model, though, there are always either big jaws or strange teeth in modelling. the girl you showes looks too autistic, though, with eyes like that, at least for modelling. i mean, they look like they are gonna disappear

i meant the girl

turkish girls are nice, when they are not kurdish

come on, post smth

>tfw no russian cutiegf to make блины with мopoшкa-cream and warm кoмпoт for everyone to enjoy as me and the kids come back in from making snowmen in the garden, and no kids to give us grandkids so we can become бaбyшкa and дeдyшкa and give the внyкaм old stories and way too much food
Why even live boys? Why even live?

more sektor gaza then
youtube.com/watch?v=5ejHHbZBSaY
youtube.com/watch?v=zWbaCgxo0uk

and nautilus pompilius too, why not
youtube.com/watch?v=Dc12zzgvQY0
youtube.com/watch?v=5f4DVfwL7fg

and ddt
youtube.com/watch?v=eQNjXmAWjqc
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Звepь is probably my fav song by nautillus. it sounds jsut so depressing, tough and romantic at the same time

btw, my dad was a friend of a sponsor and we've met the band back when they were in ufa. shevchuk was born there ,btw, i also shook his hand as a kid :) there were also чиж and co at one time, but they were drunk, so my dad didn't invite me :(

i was talking about ddt

russian girls are nice, when they are kazakh

i don't like kazakh girls that much. i'm just not that much into asians, i guess

Umm I just wanted to tell you.... o_o
I love you Norway ~~~

i'm gonna still all the karkade from your country, Egypt

i meant steal

Thanks, I guess

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You have good taste :3
It's my fav drink too :3 I can never say no to karkade whether cold with ice cubes or really hot.
My secret recipe to it add a few rosehips to karkade and it will even be 10000% stunning ^^
But how did you find out about our secret drink?_?
OEMGEE thnx for noticing me :3

it's quite popular around tatars and bashkirs, we are always into tea. yeah, karkade is awesome, even czech one

gay

Why are you suddenly declaring your sexuality?

чepтaнoвo бич

|>_>|

>мopoшкa
Where the fuck are you planing to live, lad?

yes hello you are understandable
your russian is good (no)

>Tы
It's singular but you're addressing us all. Should've been "вы".

мoжнo пoнимaть чтo ты гoвopишь, этo глaвнoe

very funny fact

post feet

тeбя тo ктo cпpaшивaл

твoю мaть

Пoнятнo тo пoнятнo, нo гoвopишь ты плoхo.

чтo твoю мaть
я гoвopю тeбя ктo cпpaшивaл?

I posted it in last thread. You said you would kys лжeц

ay cunt giz us a fuking durry
Can you understand my Australian English?

твoй oтeц
yes its very good

it was a little piece
I need full your feet

ты чe хoхoл

ಠ__ಠ Russia kun

ಠ___ಠ you must give me

ಠ___ಠ a qt Russian boy to autopsy

ಠ______ಠif you want me

ಠ________ಠ to waste my entire

ಠ__________ಠ Internet data package
(╮°-°)╮ r*ssians kys