What is safe to use as an anal lube when actual anal lube is unavaible?

What is safe to use as an anal lube when actual anal lube is unavaible?

tears

WD-40

Anybody who isn't using coconut oil for sex, blowjobs, and masterbation is a fucking pleb of the highest order

Toothpaste

It really is the best

Coconut oil, olive oil, any cooking oil really.

That's bait

I've heard people using a lot of weird shit, like butter and what not. From my point of view sticking it up the arsehole is retarded though

CUM

chilli oil.

Peppermints.

The first time I got a blowjob with coconut oil I came in about 10 seconds. I never liked getting handjobs before this discovery.

shit

Glycerine soap with lots of water
Baby oil
Large amounts of spit

Don't try with any kind of cooking oil or vaseline. You'll finish in ER otherwise.

>thinking coconut oil is bait.

Rub some on your little nub and still say that, pleb.

First one, yes. Fuck no to the others.

Really? everywhere on the internet it says it's bad to use it as lube for the woman during vaginal sex

yeah, it's a bait post - ignore it, and anyone else that advises the 'it's 100% organic so it must be OK' route of olive oil/coconut oil/any other cooking oil etc.

“If you use it as a sexual lubricant, it's much better.” Sexologist Emily Morse, D.H.S., host of the podcast “Sex With Emily,” agrees that it's a good, all-natural alternative to silicone or water-based lubes. “Coconut oil is antibacterial, antifungal, and extremely moisturizing,”

0/10 faggot you didn't read shit you lying sack of jizz

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That 1.47 for KY is a bitch

Nutella

Hey retard, I only said coconut oil. All oils are not the same. Learn to read.

olive oil

"Durr, I've done no research on the topic but I must know what I'm talking about because I'm an autistic faggot."

-you

Vick's VapoRub

No, not olive oil. Don't raise your hand if you don't know the answer. This is why your asshole smells like an Italian barber shop.

it's fine in a pinch, but don't use it as a usual thing

Me and my gf use vaseline unless she wants it dry

Olive oil is fine, as an emergency. I'm assuming OP wants a backup plan incase he gets an opportunity.

Crisco.

Gay people use it for fist fucking

babypowder

What makes coconut oil good and regular cooking oil bad?

Icy Hot. The sensation of hot and cold is incredible

Cum dry too fast.

Spit with tons of phlegm.

Peanut butter.
Use smooth for sensual loving.
Use crunchy for a hate fuck

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So much virginity in this thread. Spit is free and works

They break down from friction differently

So is pussy juice. Stroke a few times in her cunt, then kick in the back door.

Old skool! Recommended by 9 out 0f 10 fist fuckers.

Good to know ty

kek, unblock your passages nicely.

Spit dries quickly and gets super sticky when it does. The asshole does not self lubricate are you telling me you're spitting on your dick over and over? I bet you'd rather keep licking your hand and rubbing it on your dick. Either way you don't know shit and are clearly the real virgin here.

Nice trips of truth

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Then call those trips for paramedic

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do you think Sup Forums is a kind of legit "research"? :P

Do yourself a favour and get actual anal lube. It really makes a difference.

Personally I recommend a good silicone based lubricant like pjur.

*face palm* the asshole most certainly self lubricates. You go long enough and a white slimy froth will come out. I really can't see an instance where you'd need to reapply unless you were going for hours.

Axle grease plus swarf.

Back when in was way too young to be buying lube, and my gf was even younger, we used Bananna Boat tanning oil. Smelled like coconuts. Good memories...

Sex aint fun if you don't wind up in the E.R. at least once

me and my girl use coconut oil, can buy it in a big tub, use it for massages, cooking, hair whatever the fuck ya want. its fantastic.

Aloe vera?

5-w30

It is for psychologists.

Sooo... What? You were 15, fucking your neighbors 7yr old or some shit?

I assumed a chick once using shower gel. She said it stung, but we didn't stop.

WD-40

Mineral oil, then if you are adventurous,
a small amount of glycerine makes your ass burn in makes your ass burn in a good way and lubricates itself,
Vicks waxy menthol stuff, burns with a cooling feeling, really nice and is thick, but still able to slip objects in without friction, lovely and thick and while really refreshing,
E45 cream, anything with petroleum jelly in it,

Nothing with surfactants in like laurates, or lauryl sulphates,

If in doubt just test a small amount, if it burns in a bad way then nope, otherwise try a bit more

'ello m8, how's it going? Vera's on the crapper after taking advice from this thread.

It also destroys latex condoms. you have been warned.

implying you get handjobs lol faggot

Nah, I was 16. She was 14. First gf was best gf, even after all these years...

butter

believe me. takeinb it from the friged it is solid and you can put some of it in the butt easily and without a mess.

Ass fucked. I ass fucked her. Goddamnit...

Fantasy of every Sup Forumstard

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Are you retarded? The "froth" is your seminal fluids leaking out of your dick and drying up from friction. That's not lubricating it, and what little it does is not enough. Fuck you're stupid. You should actually have sex and stop watching porn.

Underrated

Extra virgin olive oil burns like fuck, and doesn't make you a virgin

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THIS, coconut oil is the best thing that ever happened to my dick.
Don't use it with latex though

We believe you Jerry

I don't need to wear condoms I'm only fucking one girl. Yes, oil is bad for latex.

This, extremely kinky tho, like to the extreme, I love it but use in small amounts because camphor is toxic

0W20 full synthetic is much thinner, and doesnt break down as fast.

Jealous faggot. If your girl doesn't stroke your dick with oil for a while before sucking it you're getting hosed. Of course, you have to actually get laid first.

>implying you're not a virgin

I assume a chick when I fap as well.

This is fucking maniacal!

You could try sand, I wouldn't recommend it though. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

probably safe tbh

coconut oil

Go in dry and give it a minute. It will slowly lubricate itself. Don't mind the deep red color

I can't believe you can't figure this out on your own.

I like to use spit to fuck my boipussy. Makes me feel like an even DIRTIER Black Cock Whore

Dry ice or old tooth fillings

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pure capsaicin

t. low test beta male

The fuck are you talking about, moron?

Harsh words
I find "suck it up bitch" works pretty well

what kind of man uses fucking coconut oil. enjoy getting cucked

Sauce pls

What kind of man uses lube to fuck his girls holes? That makes no sense, retard. I'm guessing you know nothing about the topic.
>frustrated virgin detected

>actually being this dense