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/brit/ + /nederdraad/ edition

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LOS MALVINAS ES ARGENTINO

fuck australia

if i must

Why are we invited here again?

Aren't you the same Dutchman who posts every time Netherlands are mentioned

...

SCHOOL IS ECHT EEN HEL
JE ZIET MIJ PAS LACHEN NA DE BEL

Probably would have been cute if youd just had to x chromosomes, you don't know. instead you're here forever

No I'm just a random user who rarely gets out of his own general desu

Would sooner ally with The Netherlands than any other EU country ngl

>ethiopian """negro"""

Delete

why do you say these things

Is English gonna be the primary language in the Netherlands soon?

HI!! guys this is my boyfriend :) hes the sweeties person in the world! love him =)

>buy mum a vape so she stops smoking
>65 quid
>has it all of 4 months
>goes out with her friends
>''gets stolen''
>really think she just got pissed and lost it
>buy her another one because I love my family and not really short of cash
>75 quid
>she rings me today
>says one of the huge Twix size buttons fell off
>tell her to keep the button and I'll try to fix it or take it back
>says she can't find it
>says it has only been in her bag and nowhere else yet the button isn't there

This woman.

Today I came very close of taking the decision of having sex with another man, but I was not able to do it, and I dont know if I’ll ever will, I love her too much, she has done a lot of harm to me, to my self esteem and our sexual life, but the damage pales in light of how much I love Her and how much She loves me. at least for now, I prefer to keep suffering, as long as I suffer with her on my side, why did I felt in love with her so deeply? I wish I could just find someone else, but is impossible, I cant live without her.

cause I was thinking about it too

looks like she isn't a fan of the vape nation

everyone in this thread can suck my dick

Does the vapour go in your lungs?

hey just read your post, mind coming down to the station to explain yourself?

*braps*

yes

There's a club if you'd like to go, you could meet somebody who really loves you

so you go, and you stand on your own

and you leave on your own

and you go home, and you cry

and you want to die

horrendous posts
usually like aussie posts too

yes well

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFPT* that's what i think of that

hiss hiss

...

you think that's bad? try being intp-t

Yeah that's right come on down
*pulls out drawer*
*takes grenade out of drawer*
*closes drawer*
he he he

>hes not the INTJ master race

sorry boys this is a low energy Australian sub 'dit now

when i said yes i meant it in response to when i was asked if i mind coming down to the station

yes, i do mind

off to shower lads x

want an australian gf to throw over my knee and spank with my flip flops

>flip flops
foy off yank

*consternates*
So you're not coming down? I... I've got two cuppas on brew...

>*consternates*
watch out lads this one's got his thesaurus out

OOTD

I got something else out too

>intp
lol looser

going to join the legion

ah yes, consternating, good choice
*surreptitiously opens google*

It's hard.

Tea time lads

want a new name and a new life

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

how come it's all in English and not umbogo?

yeah
i can drive
yeah
driving fast now

your new name is Harvey Wallbanger

just join the normal army

haha, meme...

Bought it in the states

>being poor
>using operating systems with built-in spyware

morning lads

Il faut parler français pour la légion.

hownew.ru

show me some umbogo

is Ethiopia a nice place to visit as a white brit?

can't run away from my name and no possibility of getting that French citizenship if I do more than the 5 year contract

going to learn some french and rely on them beating it into me for the rest.

something something french for the legion

think i just fell in love with a porn star

french only takes like 3 months to understand why havent you already learned it

Plenty of whites here. Even some fit birds but as a 5'11 manlet theyre a bit tall for my taste.
A white brit who died a couple days ago was celebrated for his contribution to the study of ethiopian history.

but is it a nice country to explore solo?

Why did they punch two holes in the beverage can like this back in the day? Why not just one? Someone please explain thsi shit to me.

If you are serious, some previous military training would seriously help. There have been several documentaries about the recruiting trials.

>wake up
>sun is shining
>feels quite warm
>feel happy
>get showered and dressed ready to leave the house
>look out of window again
>pissing it down

Ahh yes, British weather.

so you can share it

Oh yeah id bring a m8 though just for company.

Google Bale mountain national park and simien mountains national park.

Spectacular scenery. I'm headed to the former when my bike gets here next week. Lodge down there is run by a French couple

hiss hiss

can hear my room mate fucking his gf lads a bit MIFFED rn

you shouldn't explore any country solo
just a recommendation

Must have been a lot of people sharing their sodas back in the day because literally every single photograph of those old timey cans have two holes punched in them.

if you guys are looking for a fun game to get autistic about then check out Oxygen Not Included.

I'll have some fish and fries with a side of potato chips please.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_words_of_Old_Norse_origin

interesting stuff

people were more sociable and friendly back then.

Air circulation.

fuck off mate *stomps on your neck*

>double chips
fat lad

Maybe it makes drinking it easier. Like if your mouth is covering the lower hole there is still the upper hole to allow air to exchange with the inside / outside of the can while the fluid level changes.

But then modern cans make do just fine with one whole so I really don't know.

5'7 and built like a ginger twink

And now we have aids

yeh looks lovely. what about cities and such? much stuff to do there? i enjoy history and culture but also a vibrant nightlife.

only got 3 hours of sleep

5 11 is NOT a manlet

Addis is good for night life. Plenty of decent clubs and bars and the liquor is cheap. No real access to party drugs though. Beside that, the city is boring yet very safe.

If youre religious there are loads of churches including the famous rock churches up north.

The weather's magnificent here in Scotland, really splendid day so far, hope it lasts :)
not that i plan to go outside or anything

me2

bit ruff that

Lmao yes it is. Anywhere where people arent starved, 5'11 puts you below avg

why come you don't got the scottish flag then you wanker??

>see amerilard? our euro gun laws wor-
>*gets massacred by abdul with an ak47*

going to bully a ginger today

we deserve it desu

did i miss an episode Religion of Peace?

tried to join the army to get access to a gun to kill myself.

wish I was born in America. My suffering would have ended years ago.

When I had mates back at school they were all middle class and not a single one of us were below 6', I was considered somewhat on the short side at 6
But Britain's middle-class are quite white and wealthy, maybe it's different in Israel

wrong Sup Forums luv

Hope you succeed in your endeavors Ausbro