C-check your glucose levels folks, b-because it is time for the sweetest thread of the w-week!

C-check your glucose levels folks, b-because it is time for the sweetest thread of the w-week!

A s-snack with Alice3D!

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S-shout out to the sickest psychologist s-since me, Nimura, who is c-currently suffering quite a b-bit! I feel y-your pain buddy!

I'm entering a diabetic boma

das a man

*hug*

its Alice!

It matters not

bump

Bump!

What are you a fucking faggot?

Happy new years, Alice ^^
What are we eating today?

i've got heartburn and i feel like i'm dying
someone pls halp

glad to see you here

dubs of truth

eat tums nigga

dat doggo bark

finally

What's with the grey at the bottom of your pic, OP?

if trips alice must show dick.

W-welcome to the thread! I'm j-just making a snack today, as I'm a b-bit sick, s-so let's get this show on the road!

Lets see your dick OP
I promise I wont do anything to it.

indeed, this user has transcended, to become a staple of the Sup Forums diet

i want tendies

I-I hope you're making something n-nice

O-oooh! What is it?

Hello everyone!

Get some tums my friend.

one of the main food groups

i can't fap to this

this kitchen is way too nice for someone who makes these sorts of threads to actually own
Do you live in your parent's house?

yaaaay

try harder

This should be fun!

What are you sick with?Hopefully nothing major

S-sorry, I live alone in my penthouse in NYC

Grill cheese is good!

double 69, thats got be be worth a lip pic

Alice do you draw those faces or print them out?

Yeah you can, and you'll lear to cook in the meanwhile!

Hello Alice, how are you today?

Wait, you live in NYC? Can I come cook with you?

Do you want some company?

I'm q-quite sure that you guys already know h-how to do these very basic steps, okay?

Protip: It involves cheese....and bread.

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N-no thank you

F-feeling fine!

Is that a painting or a picture in the background? What is it of?

I am well aware that curiosity killed the cat.

where do i put my dick in this sandwich

...

goddamn, i need another beer, this is just too fucked up

Instructions not clear, dick covered in burning hot cheese

Photograph!

In y-your pants, I suppose!

Your voice definitely sounds much better then I remember. Healthier.

W-welcome to three to four years of speech therapy!

What ever will we do with you...

awwww yea nigga can now fap

Good work! Speech therapy is the worst. I really need to get back to it.

F-first though, l-lets discuss my tea f-for the day

why not get a fucking grilled cheese from Hardees deadass

Apparently, t-the voice never lies. So an old friend t-told me.

So I'm going to incorporate it into my threads

No. Ain't gonna put my cream in your tea.

What happened to your voice to warrant therapy? Or has it been a lifelong thing that you've just decided to fix

aw hell yeah Alice is back!

Goddamn it Alice stop makeing shit-tier white people bland food and make something good for once. Will it kill you to buy some spices? Fuck woman, at least get some guyere cheese.... i bet you enjoy miracle whip dont you?

Because you need to learn how to make your own food.

P-price! Also Hardees is awful.

this bread is better than trap bread.

>started wearing gloves to cover man hands
y alice

Burns

careful not to spill

Was that vocaroo you? It makes my heart race it's sexy.

i can't make ramen noodles, no shit

Kraft Singles too spicy for white people

Awesome! I love your threads. Its good to be back.

This, so much this. Homemade food is always so much better too.

W-well let me at least pour y-you some tea, okay?

Why is alice so fucking gay

because alice is a boy

But Alice has used spices before tho.

miracle whip too spicy for white people

Tea is acceptable

I w-wear them because some p-people enjoy me w-wearing them

Why are we doing shots of tea?

Also, will you be my Valentine, Alice?

I still think you sound like Raven from Teen Titans haha

show us your tits fat bitch

Have a good one!

holy shit 1 a day. will it be the same time every day?

>one thread a day
geez alice I like your threads but that sounds a little unhealthy

B-but sick.

Anorexic, f-fat, can you pick an insult f-for once?

*waves*

Mmhm! 8PM!

Hello Elanna

I'm glad to hear that! I'll do my best to make my way here as often as I can. Ironically, I'll be starting school for culinary arts somewhat soon. So I won't be able to make it all the time.

Raven was the best.

How much was the kitchen? If you pay rent, how much is it a month?

T-they won't all be cooking threads, d-don't worry

I hope you get hit by a car.

I love you, Alice!

May I place my tiddly pom in your very-warm-place?

thats 1am in the uk, im going to be very tired for work this year

Prioritize yourself before that at least o.O If you're sick go get some rest, one per day would fuck up my schedule anyway I want to attend them all

Alice, you sound so cute~! That speech therapy is paying off!

Alice you're trans right? Or just like crossdressing?

That...is a very apt description.

Around 3K a m-month, USD.

D-don't worry, I live in NYC. It w-wouldn't be a big deal if I d-did

paula deen? do you hate blacks too?

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