Would be cool to just get full rack of beef ribs at movie theaters instead of popcorn honestly

Would be cool to just get full rack of beef ribs at movie theaters instead of popcorn honestly...

Dude I would love to get a full rack at literally every place i goto. I could eat that shit day and night.

If popcorn costs $10, what the fuck do you think they are going to charge you for a full rack of ribs?

Probably $3.50

>beef ribs
>not ordering a sloppy rack of pork ribs

Have fun getting laughed put of the theater

Too messy to eat in a dark theatre

wipe on the seat in front of you, dummy.

Me? I'd serve crab legs.

Kill yourself, you stupid aborted fuck.

I swear on me mum that I'll fucking destroy for posting this stupid crap.

I am PISSED as fuck and I fucking hate you, pussy ass faggot.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH

I would like an endless supply of breaded shrimp, various dips, salmon nigiri sushi, beer, and a piss bottle.

I mean... why would peopke get food at a theater that they cant eat absentmindedly? Im not gonna get food that I have to pay attention to when I want to pay attention to the movie.

just fucking bring one
there's a burger joint close to my theater and i ALWAYS bring a bbq double patty cheese nuke burger with mega fries takeaway, shove it on a gym bag and just waltz in, unwrap that shit and munch away

it was the only way i could sit thru bvs anyways

the whole snacks at a theater is a conspiracy.
popcorn is full of carbs, fats and salts that stimulate pleasure centers in the brain to distract you from the shitty movies. salt dehydrates so people often buy sodas to go with them, and soda is where the real profit margins are.
i stopped drinking or eating anything at all at in theaters about 6 years ago and I urge everyone to do the same.
its much nicer to get a hamburger and a shake somewhere else after the movie is over to discuss it with your girlfriends

I'd rather they serve a brisket or pulled pork sandwich.

>no messy food allowed
>no crunchy food allowed
>no asking questions allowed
>no answering one text about where you're all going after allowed
>no going to the bathroom allowed

Why don't you killjoy faggots just make an imaginary sign that says no fun or friends allowed?

you can't focus on the movie with the ribs beside you though

LOL I worked at a small theater way back when, we bought bulk popcorn boxes at costco, and used them to rip off the company, I made tons of cash, the bag of kernals is like 4 bucks lol, we charged like $8 for a large, then gave them the costco bucket, and pocketed the cash.

> piss bottle

Wear a diaper

Wow, racist much?

Why don't you just go to a pub and watch a movie on your phone if you don't care about the theatre experience then?

inb4 b8ted

so you're that mouth smacking faggot that's always 2 seats over

good thing I only go to movies ironically to laugh at them

You smell bad enough without your shitty food stinking the place up

Just watch the movie and shut your fucking mouth before you get any fatter