User

user,
if u could send an email back in time to 13 year old you, what would it say ?

Stay away from the booze

Get into politics

don't waste time on Clarissa. Robyn wants your balls.

i would tell myself to never masturbate more than once a day.. sigh

Buy bitcoins, lots of bitcoins

Lift heavy weights, never stop

Eat more butter.

Don't get involved with females until you're done with your Master's degree or Doctorate.

Learn to read music and practice 2 hours daily at a minimum.

Eat better food.

You only have one year to live

Go live with your dad, stop playing video games, if blood ever comes out your ass go to the doctor asap, study hard and finish school or else life sucks, and start working out AFTER you turn 18.

Sauce on op's pic¿

That what has happened and will happen will change us forever. I would tell him not to let her go, he would know who when the time comes,.

And of course small shit, like work hard, find what your good at, etc etc.

You're asexual and rich af. Start smoking weed ASAP. Be the trustafarian you always wanted to be.

get your fucking life straight you cuck

Delete system 32

>Start losing weight you fat shit
>Hitler was right
>Minecraft is fucking autistic, cut that shit out

Try to fuck everything you can. Ugly, fat, stupid - just fuck them. When you're old and fat all that pussy is better than what you can get.

there was no email when i was 13
>mfw

Fuck your cousin's ass he's gay as fuck and wants your cock also you're gay as fuck stop hiding it.

Quit Fencing and start boxing,you will like it also search for Monster Mosume and Miia.Dont forget to play the game in 2016,its shit but u must do.Beat the shit out of that guy who is kissing julieta and chiara is worth the shot.Start doing homework,you will never do it if not,srls.Your litlle brother is condem to be an austistic ponny lover,dont even try to change him,he wont.Ahh almost forgot dont loose conection with sophia.

Once Bitcoins appear buy shitton of em

Wow
Wtf are you doing on Sup Forums? Go do old people shit like taxes or something.

Go to Stanford be a doctor. Fuck all that you are poor

Shit there is so much im fogurting,everyone is a faggot until you move to Argentina in a year,there only half are.

Wait, you were fencing at 13? Pretty sure you're the richest and whitest person on Sup Forums right now.

>you better start to talk to women before you become a kissless virgin adult that watches MLP on netflix
>start to play guitar NOW
>don't trust that kyara
>FUCKING MARRY PRISCILLA WHILE YOU CAN YOU STUPID FAGGOT!!!!

hey dude care less because none of this fucking matters

was a prety meh thing in a kinda not so much rich school were i was.Very amatuer and cheap shit,thats why leave it.In in my mother side of the family are medium-high class,my father family is medium class so im not wealthy rich and is true about the whitness.

Bet for trump to win against some SJWS and see profit coming this way.

wow thats very clever

>Coach Martin isn't a trained doctor
>He's not checking you for sprains, and this is not what all soccer coaches do
>You can't sprain your balls

I would say 'you should fuck all those chicks you got peer pressured into not fucking because they weren't cool enough' .. Man i missed out on some gems

nah, you kids make me laugh.

i mean, srsly most of you are cringers in your own right and have no clue about anything. especially drugs. it is a pleasure to watch you all fail at life.
>you all fail at life
mfw

Kill yourself before you get friends who'd miss you.

Lol
Coach Martin sounds like my kind of guy. Why didn't anyone molest me? I was a cute kid and I should have been molested.

I would send myself a timeline of memes and their periods of popularity, so I could become the top memer.

Stay away from weed
Stay away from taylor

And then what? Win the meme awards?

don't let dad beat mom to death again

other than the obvious make money ones, dont fuck so many guys from Sup Forums

there has to be some app where you can email yourself from 4 weeks ago, user.

Your school sucks. It's so conservative that it doesn't allow you to go to movies or listen to any music but classical and hymns. You feel left out and abnormal. Don't let those be reasons to not try. You'll regret it so much later.

dont go to college for psychology and instead study CS with a focus in machine learning.

Again?
Zombie mom?

holy shit this

>again

"go to class more"

- Buy as many bitcoins as you can
- Stay away from the internet as much
- Use your fuking head, and dont do retard shit at school
- Stay away from Scott and his friends
- Punch the fuk out of that "friend" till he crys and is a bloody mess, dont be a bitch
- Open your fuking window
- Dont change schools
- Dont be the most autistic, most immature, weird cunt that your known for
- and most importantly...stop her before its to late

It's gonna be alright.

Smoke weed. Get in shape. 13 year old girls are the prefect age. 12 is even better.

Invest in Bitcoin. You don't know what that is, look it up.
You'll be enduring your last year of middle school around this time, so you'll be experiencing another flareup before the school year is over.
It's going to cause a nasty lesion on your leg, but if you get some ozone on that, it'll clear up, and Prednisone will take care of the flare up itself.
Start running after that, you need gain some aerobic ability. Then hit the weights and run every other day. Make sure you have a high protein diet.
Start learning how to program. It will be tough the first few months, but you'll get better the more you train.
Make friends before you get girlfriends. A girl wants to become a part of your life, not the other way around.
Also, there is no God, it's okay to jack it. Just make sure to stream the porn, not download. Also keep your door locked.

I've probably changed the future drastically just by telling you this, so good luck!
Oh and one final thing: people don't give a damn about you unless they can use you. So be powerful or be useful, but don't expect people to just give you things.

Stop raping your sister

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There was no email when I was a kid. I didn't have the internet till High School I think.

Do not go with uncle chuck when he says he found a bunch of weed plants in the woods.

I would replace my previous answer with basically this

why not?ahhh now i realise,to young for drugs

>On the night of September 17th, 2006
>Dad will pass out with a lit cigarette in his hand
>For the love of god don't sleep at Tony's that night and try to put it out
>If you can't do that
>Treat Mom, Dad, and Heather like gold
>They won't be around forever
>And they'll be gone sooner than you think

Buy Amazon IPO in 1997

Honestly? When you try to kill yourself at 14 run a little faster so your friend can't grab you from jumping into the oncoming train. If that fails then make sure you don't tell your girlfriend before your second suicide attempt 3 years later.

this is some feels thread material holy shit

Everyone is as important as you and as unsure as you. Don't be afraid of what everyone else thinks.

Stop being fat, you're gonna have no friends after highschool, pussy isn't that great, and girls will play you and you're gonna look like an idiot so stay away

Even the lesion shit?

Ignore bitcoin, it is a fad

Never do speed.

>basically

asking for ID would have been smart....

Do NOT watch porn! Get off AIM. Girls named Emma are the spawn of Satan! You're better than that.

No fucking kidding. This just makes me sad as fuck.

Don't break up w/ her

>implying

>don't tell your girlfriend before your second suicide attempt 3 years later.
>don't tell your girlfriend
>girlfriend
Why kill yourself if you have people who care about you? Sounds pretty selfish to me

When she (you'll know who next year) tries to dress you up like a girl and teach you how to sell your ass for money, don't be an idiot try so hard to get away from it. DO it, but be smart and save that money! (try not to lose her too because someday you'll WISH you had one like her)!

-Travel as soon as you get enough money
-Ask her out she digs you

you're 13 why the fuck do you check your email

go to the hospital asap you have testicular cancer

You get v&?

Send nudes

Be nice to Anna in high school, she loved you.

Don't be so picky about losing your virginity to a virgin, and don't worry about fucking sluts. You would get a TON more pussy in college if you lower your standards.

Don't get married. You'll feel like you should because everyone else is doing it, but stay true to your gut and don't do it.

Lol

Same, I'd still be trying to remember my password through a haze of adhd medication and energy drinks.

Ask her out.. This is only time you're gonna get 9/10 chick who's interested in your shy ass

Shit my email will be ignored cause laizy 13 me

Fucking pay attention in high school and do your God damn works, the Jews control everything so don't even try for a 4 Reich, and stay away from that Nazi shit, and come out as trans.

you will grow to 6'5. So start playing basketball instead of football, becuase you will tear your meniscus, acl, and mcl all at once and lose your football scholarship and then fall into a depression and do a fuckton of drugs and go nowhere in life.

Learn a foreign language and stick to it

Dude you are like a friend of mine

Maybe, is your name Louis by any Chance

Christ user

Cut your hair and do your homework you stupid fuck.

Nothing, e-mail wasn't a thing when I was 13

But MOOOOMMMMM.....

GREENDAY doesn't cut THEIR hair!!

then instead of sending an email you can send morse code to yourself

Depression will consume you any day now, dont alienate your parents. They love you very much and want to see you happy

You'll be offered weed when you're 17, dont take it, it's not weed. It WILL fuck you up.

Depression only ends when you better yourself, dont stop believing that you're worth it.
You are worth it.

Please dont give up, it's the most horrible feeling in the world..

Best of luck, me. Do better than I did

Nope,I just have a nazy trans friend named Ignacio
Lot more usefull,i will surely shit my pants when i start hearing beeps and think that aliens will anal probe me

You are 13 get the shotgun from behind dad's bedroom door and shoot dad in the head while he sleeps. That abusive fucking bastards deserves it. You will get away with it.

When you get to highschool stay the fuck away from Vanessa Aliener she's a fucking lesbian and o ly dating you as cover to hide that fact she will never sleep with you.

When hurricane Andrew comes leave that motherfucker is going to fuck shit up

Buy stock in apple, amazon, whole foods, Qualcomm, Cisco, Starbucks, eBay and Google.

Don't get married ever

didnt have a computer at 13 so probably wouldnt get the message but

>you know that perfect girl you are madly "in love with" and you tried to kill yourself cuz she didnt want you
>shes a drug addled stripper now that works on fucking baltimore street
>women arent worth it
>just fucking stop
>you will be happier that way