You have 3 wishes

You have 3 wishes
> Only rule : (you cant wish to have more than 3 wish)

Wish for 2 more wishes

>Kill everyone on the planet
>Remove any trace that humans were here
>Free the Genie of his Lamp

wish for 3 more wishES.

I wish for more genies

I wish for intelligence enough to use the remaining 2 wishes wisely

I wish that I would always have 3 wishes

I wish OP would go fuck himself

>infinite wealth
>immortality
>biggest dick on earth

How's middle school going? Have you touched boobs yet?

did einstein touch boobs yet?

>make gravity slightly less powerful so large masses, like galaxies and solar systems, disperse
>turn all of earth's oceans into molten iron so i can watch everyone burn for a little bit
>Final wish is for all universes to have never existed and for no universe to ever be able to exist

Wish 1 complete mind control, actions, thoughts, memory and feelings the whole shabang

Wish 2, control of time. Speed up, slow down, jump forward, jump back

Save wish three in case shit gets fucked

get cucked by space niggers foolish earthling

>and spend the rest of eternity as, at best, a silver medal.

make dad come back to life

Wish 1: i wish that rule no longer applies
Wish 2: i wish for 20000000 wishes
Dont even need the third wish

I wish that 9/11 happened every day so I'd never forget shit the next day.

More genies

Aliums dont exist nigger

1. wish that everyone in the universe all things are happy and peaceful
2. wish that there is no more evil in the universe
3. wish that tehre is no more suffering in the universe

1) control all matter and energy on an atomic letter
2) control space and time
3) a notebook with 5 years worth of winning lottery numbers labeled and organized by the corresponding game/drawing/date

God mode enabled

The lottery numbers would just be for fun. I'd give winning tickets away every once in a while for shits n gigs

Wish 1: Control Entropy, so i can undo process that are irreversible (including time but not only)

Wish 2: have the power to fuck every girl that i wanted to fuck in the past, plus every girl that i will want to fuck in the future..... all at once.

Wish 3: (?)

>profit

>infinite money
>the power to transform my body at will
>I live until I choose to die

that'd be it. infinite money to fund all my projects, power to transform my body at will so i can be any kind of attractie i want, and immortality but wiht the option of dying when i get bored.

>extreme wealth
>immortality
>Niggers and Arabs become intelligent enough to get their shit together and become civilized

Immortality
Invincibility
Invulnerable

Niggers go extinct
Trump forever
Nuke the middle east

Second this.

>god tier aim in vidya
>ageless immortality
>save third for love/undos

>Lamia girls exist and live normaly in society
>Peacefull hot lamia harem
>infinit endurance in everything(pain,exercise,sex...)

immortality
be stronger than whis
bigger dick

i wish I had 1 wish

1. Wish that I could grant my own wishes

Save two and three in case of bullshit.

Immortality
Ultimate ruler of the world
To be extremely smart

>Making Brad Neely do the rest of the harry potter movies Wizard people dear reader style
>Two chicks at the same time
>destroy existence

I mean obviously I time it out so I get to watch the movies first I'm not an idiot

>money (probably around €100,000,000)
>ireland gets legal weed
>i become immune to all diseases and will live until my 91st birthday, whereupon i will pass away peacefully in my sleep

>Unlimited Drugs
>Unlimited Money
>Invincible

Okay. I am ready to destroy the drug markets for fun, inflate everything, and be unstoppable in the process.

>just gonna smoke crack and shoot heroin while living in an epic home on a private island.

I already got them, I made god not exist, I made magic fake, and I made wish giving creatures no longer exist.

>be immune to all the bad effects of all drugs
>unlimited supply of petroleum jelly
> all people with the last of da silva to be personally assassinated by me

I'd clean the streets of brazil naked, fucked up, and covered in petroleum jelly

Only need 1. I wish for the powers of a genie without the binding contractual obligations and subjugation that go with it.

In other words, all his powers without being forced into a lamp, slavery, or having to even grant people's wishes.

>first wish: disable the rule
>second wish: Unlimited wishes
>Third wish: Fluffies become real and there are no laws protecting them apart if they are privately owned or in a shelter

Enjoy your sickness and paralysis if it ever comes. Lose your sight? Sorry, you're blind literally forever.

I wish for one those memory erasers from Men in Black

1. real death note

2. Second death note but instead of the people in that book dying, the notice me

3. Expert at every instrument I will ever pick up.

If he can live for ever he'll be around when they perfect cyborg eyes.

1. Gain power to control reality
2. Space-time paradox immunity
3. Dimensional travel

Become the god the world desperately needs.. KEK

Control of "the speed force"
Control of Space and Time
The ability at will to go back in time to just before I made my wishes.

Speed, knowledge, legit Infinite wishes loophole.

>Constant high from any drug I desire
>Win anything I partake in
>Grow a third penis

Isnt the genie a omnipotent being tho..

You WHAT

yes, but if i go back to before the wishes were granted then for that brief instant I would have no powers. I would be vulnerable to any enemies I've made etc. But I could choose to do it all over again, change my wishes, or scrap the whole thing all together.

>be 10th dimensional being
i am become genie

A genie w/o lamp is basically god

no rule against it