sup fags, if your dick is not at least 9 inches long and 6 inches in girth. just bend the fuck over and take huge black dick up the ass cause that's the only way you're ever gonna satisfy anyone you fucking microdick manlet fuck.
if you're gonna object by saying that length is not important, it's what you do with it, you're a fucking retard. who's to say my technique is worst than yours? in the end, a bigger dick is gonna provide more positions, and more pleasure.
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Lay off the porn kid, 7 max is all you need. Vaginas arent usually any longer than that.
So you're hung like a tallboy can? Sure buddy... probably more like a tuna can.
>my technique is worst than yours
>is worst than yours
>worst
SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS GRAMMAR PLEASE START WRITING THESE SHITTY COPYPASTAS
I SWEAR IF I HEAR OR SEE SOMEONE USE THE WORD WORST IN THE WRONG WAY AGAIN IM GOING TO SHOOT UP THE AIRPORT IN FORT LAUDERDALE
My penis meets said criteria and can confirm.. it does not provide more positions and therefore less pleasure... balls deep doggy style? Not while she's sober :p
LOL MEMES
8inch 6.5inch girth. I would actually like half an inch less in length. Gf is sick of being cervix punched means i can fuck her hard a couple times a week otherwise its too painful. Anal? Forget about it
10/10 would never go balls deep
I don't think you could make a worst decision than shooting up an airport
>mfw I have a 5 incher and love superior men to show me what my place in bed is
Doesn't post a face
Get lost newfag
>mfw I have no face
You were molested
timestamp dick or gtfo
>a man's face when a man has no face
6.5 x 6
These threads make me laugh. Am slightly above average and never had any complaints ever. In fact been told it's too big more times than not. Anal is a go but takes a lot of four play. Bottom line is that a huge dick is more of a hindrance than an advantage. If you have around 6 inches you're more than good.
>mfw i see the face of a man who has no face
>four play
I agree with you but bruh...
Mine fluctuates between between 5.5 and 6. Some days it just gets harder. Anyone else got this?
obvious bait gets all the insecure fags yet again
For straight fucking that's true, but longer lets you do weirder positions easier..
Clearly eceryone in this thread needs to convert to sissy
youtube.com
a song makes fun of a person like you
Kek
yes but look at how good this dick looks though
This is the worstest bait I have read in a long time
LOLOLOL! OP until you realize that you black nigger dick is too fucking big to penetrate a women in a pleasurable away. So looks like you will be stuck with the fat bitches with the loose ass abused pussies who need a big dick just to get off. What woman wants to be torn a new vagina? lol
more of ur dick and balls
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It's my D. I'm 40 now and always been happy with it.
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These trolls are getting more and more retarded.
At least make an attempt at trolling you stupid fuck.
also sage
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I'm 18 and I've got this dick though :P
And instead of fucking women you're showing it to a bunch of men on the internet. Top kek
your knobhead is bigger than your dick rekt
True I love showing it off, I'm an attention whore.
Well I like it user.
Thank you, here's how I measure soft.
Anyone here like to listen to country music? Its not that bad honestly, you should try it.
OK, now i understand why i am assfucked
Like a mushroom!
>why are women bad with numbers?
>guys keep telling them "this is 6 inches"
But really, kids, I'm a drafter and engineer by profession and really poor bait images with deliberate and obviously misleading size comparisons (of anything) are viscerally painful to see and make me feel nothing but pity for you and your mental illness.
4 inch here.
My dick is actually big though, 21.5cm
Whip that out anytime and I would be straight on my knees
Nice cock. Think I'd let you cuck me with that monster.
How old?
Me too.
18 since 5 months ago
Those numbers don't match the picture at all.
I'm 6 inches and can reach my belly button
femanon here
I would've gotten turned on , but your cockiness for a dick the shape of a lollipop is a very huge turn off. Quads wasted on this? Fuck off, insecure fag
I know who you are OP...Is your name Dylan?
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If you can't stick it all the way in and feel your balls slap on her ass crack as you thrust, sex means nothing
sick osmosis
Bitch you know the rules.
the worstestest has showned his self
>femanon here
stopped reading
You really only need 7in max. Girth I feel is more important, I read that 6in girth is good.
5 inch here, already bending over for big cock. Show what you have or get lost.
Also checked
mine is 6,7x5, thinck that it's a liittle thin, what do you think?
It looks like it's being strangled
do it. If you're a person of color, especially an illegal mexican, Obama will let you free before Trump goes it.
What's the worse that could happen?
>implying that the ability to satisfy a woman matters anyway
>beta