Sup Forums I fucked up. Really bad. Somehow, it involves drugs. I managed to flush a full sized clarinet down the toilet. And this house is under renovaitons meaning someone is gonna take off the toilet and find a fucking clarinet. How do I explain this?
How the fuck can I get it out, if possible?
I'm broke, have no access to time or plumber tools and can't do shit. Any easy fix or am I royally fucked, Sup Forums?
Sup Forums I fucked up. Really bad. Somehow, it involves drugs...
I call bullshit. you can't flush a clarinet down a toilet. clarinets don't bend that way.
or do you live in china or something where the toilet is just a hole in the ground?
good
bich you cant flush your benis downa toilet, yo can only give it a swirly
OP here, pic releated.
also, it's clogging the toilet right now.
this was on new years while I was on coke, btw.
fuck you op
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
you suck
if that's a full size clarinet I'm elvis
pic related is a full size clarinet, it's close to 2 feet long
go flush your fisher price piano down the toilet too
OP here, any quick methods of suicide? I'm really feeling it tonight, boys.
have you tried getting new reeds
jam a clarinet in your ass and flush yourself down the toilet
kek
Hole to small. Any quick methods of stretching my asshole? I'm really horny tonight, boys.
no you're not
Did you try cleaning the spit trap?
die
you're probably just a little sharp, try pulling the mouth piece out a little
THIS THREAD IS FILLED WITH PUNS
FUCKING KILL ME. PLEASE
are you sure your fingering is correct?
witty but autistic
(you)
SOMEONE HELP ME FUCK