Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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I don't see one.

KITTY!

Por que?

ZEIG?!

But it's right here!

Wie?

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i don't speak commie

I'm not sure it is.

カラミチーマス

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Am no dwarf. Yordle.
Oh wait, look! A child

Anuu~

Hi hi

Hello Alice

Good morning

>Tristana claimed

I didn't even get married, dissapointing.

Afternoon! How's it going?

JA!

SI SENOR!

What's good?

wat

konata pls go

I'm 100% certain

>Child
>pic related
I'm a manly man you sick fuck

Das ergibt keinen Sinn!

They could just be pretending.

Wow, fucking rood.

Wat

Can confirm, totally not Anya. :^)

Everything is going well. I had a crave case at three am. Best decision in my life :^ )

No u. What's good with you? I'm doing alright here

Meh nvmd

Oh noe a grown A- dolt

you're the one speaking spic here

Stop reverting! Have you no 7s?
>cringey obligatrory phrase

It's Ika again? God damn!

Fick dich!

reeee

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Totally not.

Sounds pretty great.

It's always Ika, didn't you know?

:^ )

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waifu never dies

youtube.com/watch?v=gDbyxQII5zo

Not much, just heading home now.

Nuh uh!

Nope!

Does that even mean?!

If it was her, she's clearly be all over me, speaking cheesy one liners in elvish. :^)

so now you're a liar on top of it?

Dun dun DUUUUN!
This is the breaking news! Ika infiltrated the thread! Alert everyone! Get them to the safe spaces!

So, how're you doing?

It means "Fuck you!"

Totally. She just wouldn't be able to resist.

It's truly the worst tragedy to ever happen.

I found Tolkein metal
youtu.be/IoyToHOWSV8
Then you gotta take the 07s!

Blind Guardian are pretty great.
youtube.com/watch?v=4bDVPLDppvE

we need 10 feet poles for everyone to keep her at a distance! And earplugs so she doesn't poison our minds with her alluring words!
And hazard suits cause she has such an evil and toxic aura!

Bulaaah

Ika is truly the kind of menace that these threads will struggle to withstand.

Cirnos bot is fucking neato

claimed

They are. Have the strongest, best (IMHO) female voice in metal.
youtu.be/wxEFd2DCs5M

It's all over soon...

His bot? You mean his butt?
Pics or it isn't neato

Captain Ginyu is top tier claim.

>It's all about to end.

you misspelled the word "shit"

No, he coded a bot for his Discord

gg no re
ez win fgts
I'm now Ika

oh? what does it do? Tell us!

U're just jelly.

>indescribable screeching

It memes super hard and plays music

Nou!

Well fuck you and every mall Santa that looks like you!

Precisely.

I SAW ANOTHER RX7 ON THE WAY HOME EEEEEEEEEE!

As well, someone broke into my car again. Sucker for them, I don't keep anything important in my car anymore!

Das right, I just played to be another user, I never was Chara, I'm... ascended Ikarous!

Gimme an example of the super hard memes

Pretty good. Have a band that I'm strangely really into.
youtube.com/watch?v=VlhQZFTvAn4

Is this the end?

Maybe she's just trying to throw you off though.

>someone broke into my car again
why are you like the unluckiest guy on earth?

Fuck, now I have to dress like a mall Santa so they get fucked.

>Someone broke into my car again
Why are you like the unluckiest guy on earth?

It's the beginning of the end!

Damn man. You got some rough luck but at least they didn't get anything.

When's the end of the end?

In 2012!
Oh wait... lemme look up...
uhm...
This year in October. I'm summoning a meteor like Sephirot did. It's called Nibiru!

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This isn't even 1/4th of them

October? Early or late October?

Hmmm, possibly. But why would my Nee-chan do that?

Because I already know I am. I stopped leaving anything of worth in it after the first time.

Second verse, same as the first. See above.

They can't, I made sure of that. The most they could get is my front license plate that I don't even use, and some tools that were about $5-$10. Unless they took my OBDII reader, which is about $70. But they wouldn't know what to do with that.

NO DONG NO!

rekt, maybe you should move to a first world country

Maybe she just wants you to want it more.

fucking hell yeah, I love it!

uh... in the middle

fucking hell, I feel sorry for you

At least you got a nice girlfriend

Oh that's good, gets my birthday out of the way at least.

:^)
It's snowy here

Inb4 you show Mako your snow-dong.

We live in the same country!

Is that even possible?

I think that's where my life's luck went to.

Then the dong is quelled for now.

ITS A SIGN! A SIGN FOR THE 7S TO RISE!
Have more metal.
youtu.be/ta-Z_psXODw
Nyanpasu my dude

but you live in california, that's a third world nation

Well, I'll support you two either way as good as possible

Wish I'd be indepentend already and a functioning member of society. Could help you two fags out.

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Maybe, you tell me.

>Alestorm
Neat. I saw them live some time last year, it was pretty great.
Have some more metal.
youtube.com/watch?v=XE4BxPwu4zI

You've got the right idea

What's up Rory?
Has down under turned into lethal lava land this time of year?

Ohoho
So you think

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I feel like I'm going to have to try to one-up that though...

Don't you like your birthday?

Sup Renge, how are you?

No, my birthday is at the beginning of October so I thought at least I'd have that.

Been a while since I heard Sabaton.
Have yet more metal.
youtu.be/1NGQjRMXg28
Its a high of 35 Celcius today. Melbourne is at 34 today but a low of 28. At midnight.
Oi
You German shit
Ignoring me and shit

hi everyone

MUH 7S!

Might as well be.

I'm hardly a functioning member.

Maybe... Probably not though.

Y-You couldn't possibly...you wouldn't...

Is this just what we're going to be doing now?
Have more!
youtube.com/watch?v=4Ek0IyS8-PY

>I'm hardly a functioning member.
I have a functioning member.

Probably not?

... yeah, I'll wait with the summonig after your bithday, alright

I don't converse with ausies!

>Has a job
>Has a car
>Has a girlfriend

>me
>student
>no job
>gets an appartment gifted like some loaded whale

nah, you're fine

A little hot but not too bad
That's how it is here in the summer as well
How's the baking?

Doing pretty well
Having a lazy snow day here
You?

I'll be impressed if you do
Have you donged on Makoto yet?

Good, good. Afterwards you can do whatever you want.

Not exactly.

Was working in the appartment. No idea how that shit's called in english, you mix it and put it on the floor so you have an even ground to lay down the tiles later on.
So we prepared the floor to lay tiles on it later on.

I'll be playing with it soon enough, calm down!

Nah.

>Lives with parents
>Relies on them
>Most money goes towards debt
I'm really not that well off.

I guess so
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This 7 of mine glows with an awesome power!
Its burning grip tells me to defeat you!
TAKETHIS!
MYLOVE, MYANGER,ANDALLOF MYSORROW!
SHININGSEVEN!
Thats fine. Im an Aussie, not an ausie.
Its called tiling base, Im pretty sure. If you're laying them you use mortar to keep them in place.
I havent been at work, so I havent done any lately.
And its hot when the previous 3 days were cold and wet. Its really schizophrenic weather.

I know what you're talking about but I honestly don't know what that's called in English either
Sounds like a party

You've got my dong, what more do you really need?
But if you're feeling deprived, I can certainly send you more

Well what's the holdup?

allright then, you're still better since you at least have a job. I only rely on them and don't even have a job.

Tiling base, alright, thanks.

Eh, I got blisters on my hand since had to hammer the previous tiling base out.

Why does that sound familiar?

I SAY AGAIN, NO DONG NO!

But deeeeeebt!

same here man. Just... my parents took the debt bill not me.

So I feel indebted to them and will probably help them whenever I can.

youtu.be/KXOCzB35kFY
Or its just a cement slaaaaaaaaaaab.
You had to clear away the mortar from the previous tiles. The tiles get stuck on with mortar.

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Lewd!

There are worse things to do with a day, I guess.
youtube.com/watch?v=h3Kbkv2p3bo

It's not that easy to just do!

You're on the right track- once you're on your own it'll be more telling. If you leave home with no debt and in a position to make money then you're starting to git gud.

What are all the black spots in that image?

I can't imagine why you wouldn't want more?

I know how it is
I had to lift hundreds of barstools at work and now I have enormous bruises on my forearms from the weight

I understand
You have to have proper lighting, the right setting and all

Whatever, I got blisters on my hands from all the hammering!

Trust me, I will!

I'll get you and Mako off the planet before blowing it off and let you live together forever like an evil mastermind!

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!

That'd almost sound nice if not for the rest of our friends and loved ones dying.

Or to stay up all night after being out all day, and playing 7 or more straight hours of Pathfinder after staying up all night.
youtu.be/WRQ6thP8D0w
That sounds like me in May / June. Im in full saving mode till then.
>moved back in with parents
>help out when asked
When they complain that I dont do anything, they never ask me, and I dont know what needs doing, Im not a fucking mindreader.
>that last phrase is my grandmothers exact words when dad asked if she had to ask me to help
What you need to do
Is eat a teaspoon of cement
And harden the fuck up
Hehe, you're gonna blow the planet :^)

Flower petals