Post your secrets. Let's hear some new stuff

Post your secrets. Let's hear some new stuff.

I had sex in the missionary position. But it was not for the purpose of procreation.

I'm a guy. When I was 13, I was raped by a guy. He'd talked to me on the beach and convinced me to go back to his beach house.

Is this legal?

I ate the yellow snow

bmp

I think my brother-inlaw wants me to sleep with my sister.

WB OP

I want conquer the world >:-)

I am pulling strings behind the scenes to get my daughter to audition for adult modeling.

after you conquer the world
¿do you planing to have a haircut?

I taught my friends 4 yo son to draw a swastika and now every drawing he brings home from kidagarden is full of them, funny as hell.

I dropped out of college to become a professional acid dealer. Mom died when I was 10 and left me a solid chunk of change. I purchase bulk psychedelics, they get handed off to my boys and the boys spread the love.

i want to try having a bi sexual experience with a man

why is this a regular thread?

Do it, if he can no longer perform you should take one for the team
>plz greentext

I get constipated on purpose so I can spend more time on the internet, playing ARK mainly.

what is the meaning of life? and I mean go the deepest you can go. no obvious stuff. // I once bullied my good friend, I guess that's kinda a secret

Cancer Respite

Can I have some?

such as..?

wut

Explain?

holding hands

I kicked a kid on the face i broke his nose i never saw him again

all i want to do in life is jerk off high on drugs

No. Use ToR, it will be a lot cheaper and you wont have to go through me.

At least your ambitions are realistic

Instead of taking a shit several times a week, I do it only on sundays. To do so, I eat nothing but sandwiches, pasta, rice and cereals and avoiding eating too much fat. I also drink the strict minimum to stay alive but I have a huge bladder so I can hold it for some hours.

Struggling with this bisexuality thing. Worried I'm gonna go full faggot as my desire for women is lessening and I'm adopting more faggy manerisms

Don't really wanna be a sissy cocksucker but my body sure fucking does >:(

The meaning of life is to create your own meaning. Some get lost in their objective search for meaning, in an absurd universe. I personally imagine my life like one giant story that I am at the center of. A story that I dont know all the details to, that I am emotionally wrapped up in, and that is never finished. I dont believe in souls but I do believe that what you are is far more than your body; when you die the changes your body caused lives on through the universe, echoing for eternity. I believe the universe has always been here, and will never go away, and the big bang was just another event in the eternity of the universe.

lmao what server? pc/xbox/ps4?

what kind of drugs, user?

About a year ago my sister's husband got into an accident that left him a quadraplegic with minimal brain function. He has his lucid moments but there are times when he's simply incomprehensible. A few months ago my sister came crying to me. Me and her are fairly close so she opened up to me about how she couldn't handle taking care of her husband alone. I offered to help and became his "caretaker" three times a week while she was at work. Eventually I moved to her basement to live in since it was also closer to the University I was attending. So between school and work, I would look over my brother-inlaw every time my sister was gone. However just last month while I was watching a movie with my brother-inlaw, he started talking to me about sex. It felt very awkward listening to him describe his sex life. Particularly how they couldn't do it anymore. He couldn't maintain a proper erection and was embarrassed by that. He told me how my sister would stroke him for hours and could barely get him hard. Even when he did get hard he ejaculated almost instantly without self control. I didn't really know what to say so I just nodded my head sympathetically. Eventually we left it as it was. Honestly I felt a bit weirded out by the conversation but I brushed it off as nonsense. However, just this week he's been mentioning his troubles with sex more frequently to me. To top it off, yesterday my sister came to me as well talking about how things were in bed with her husband. Turns out they've been seeing a therapist who deals in this kind of stuff. The therapist had been helping him try to maintain his erection longer but minimal progress was made. This was as good as it was going to get they were told. We talked about this for a bit and she kept mentioning how sexually frustrated she was with him and felt guilty for blaming him. Again I didn't really know what to say so I just told her it would be okay.

Maybe I'm just over thinking this but still...

krystal meth. started when i was 12. i can come 30 times in a day or so. multiply that by staying up for 3-5 days, maybe 150 orgasms max. i know i need to stop doing it but it just feels so good

I play on a private server with friends (pc). Before that, I used to go from servers to servers to fuck with as many tribes as I could by betraying them in crucial moments like facing Alphas. (Yes I was that kind of cancerous player)

Now I enjoy teamwork a lot but I can't stand knowing that they can progress without me being always here. that's why I decided to fully invest myself in the tribe sacrificing my daily shits.

greentext?

I'd suck my friend friends dick

There is a m -> f trap that works in my towns mall mall. I want to get her number and pound her nice round ass

Im m and have a gf.

Have you talked to any of them since then?

most of everything my friends and family know about me are lies.

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

Well, i've always been totally straight but for awhile now i've been thinking that i would really, like to try suck a guy off. idk about trying out being fucked but i guess i would probably be willing to try it.

You're not alone, user. Do you lack confidence?

they didnt directly ask you for sex. you assumed sex with your sister was a possibility. clearly you have wanted to fuck your sister before, but due to societical conceptions of sexual relations you knew that would never happen. Now here there is a situation where you might have the opportunity to fuck your sister and your cawk gets hard, you just laugh it off like a schoolboy discovering his dick for the first time, its all silly, i couldnt possibly fuck this girl. Clearly you want to. Why not just approach your brother in law and ask his permission? The worst that happens is he says no.

On new years I made out with a cute 10yo girl for about 30 minutes

I knock up an 18 year old that use to work with I was 27, when she told she was pregnant I told her 'cool who's the father' later I convince her it couldn't be me cuz I got fix right after HS now she struggling rising the kid while I just bought my first house

that's pretty low

coming from a child of a loser father i hope you fucking burn. you are the worst kind of man. Your fear of responsibility is not only killing that kid but also you. It eats you alive and I hope you commit suicide, the kid will feel much better about their father if hes dead.

I've got absolutely no fucking idea what to tell my mom if she gets to the package with my ordered buttplugs before I do.

No fucking clue

You know, there's literally thousands of older gay bears on Grindr who will gladly help you with your daddy issues.

Not really. I was watching over my brother-inlaw in the morning for a bit but he didn't mention anything relevant. My sister told me she wanted to talk to me tonight so I don't know. She sound serious but it could just be my imagination.

I actually never thought of her sexually before. Only recently when my sister's husband started mentioning about sex I've been thinking about her more but I don't think it's just purely sexual thoughts. I think I just feel kind of bad for her because she's been going through a difficult time these past few months. Also it's not that easy. I'm not just going to ask my brother-inlaw if I can sleep with my sister. That's really messed up and the worst he could do is kick me out of his house and tell my sister.

Are you fucking retarded? Just tell her they're for your asshole. Don't be such a fucking prude.

>only on Sup Forums

Story? How fucked would you be if her parents found out?

...

No you fucking didn't

>804
Thx for the answer. Can't say it's anything new to me, but it's definitely useful

Nanook a no noo, don't be a naughty Eskimo

>back in '88.

A few points to dismantle this obvious horseshit.
#1: The Whitechapel murders were committed between '88 and '91.
#2: 1888-1891, to be precise.
#3: the Whitechapel district was impoverished. Studies show that murderers are far more likely to kill in their local vicinity. We should assume if you were the murderer, you were a poor illiterate brute.
>I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
This sentence is too perfect for a poor degenerate brute.


That being said I remember when I was your age, constantly claiming to be a serial killer. Ah those were the days. Donning a sick mask to celebrate the idiocy and grotesqueness of man. Masturbating furiously to rape porn, practicing my rape skills on family members and pretending I was drunk, yeah. I know the whole bit.

If youre going to be a professional serial killer at least be your own. Fucking degenerates nowadays, thanks obama

fuckin kek'd

Blew my mind man

How

Lol fucks sakes m8

damn son

how do u mage to sleep after those 3-5 days?

how much do u sleep and how's sleep quality?

thanks ill be here all week. i accept tips, handjobs and mcdonalds are preferred but ill accept cash too

Shit m8, do you not feel any inner longing to be connected with your child? You sound a bit psychopathic tbh

I bin getting drunk during work for about 8 years now and haven't got fired yet

The summer before my senior year, I got a job as a front desk clerk at rat-hole motel. There was this middle-aged closet cross-dresser fag who would come in, dress up, and sort of walk around and pretend to be a woman. I made friends with "her" because she would buy me booze. Not very passable in the facial area, but from behind...ehh...if I was really drunk I probably wouldn't care. Which is what happened. After my shift, she invited in me in for a drink. One drink turned into a shitload. I had a serious case of beer goggles going on, and at that age, a stiff breeze got me hard. And I was desperate to finally stick my cock into something that wasn't my hand. I figured no one would ever know, so I made a move on her.

And she pushed me away. She had said before how she was straight, married even, but just had this kink about wearing women's clothes. Whatever. She was dressed up like a slut, parading herself around, she wanted cock, I thought. So I grabbed her and basically forced myself on her. Kissing her, groping her... The whole time she was begging me to stop but I didn't. I needed that ass. Having zero experience, I tried to go in dry, but that wasn't going to work. So used shampoo for lube. I went at her ass for a good 15 minutes before I exploded in the best orgasm I'd ever had.

Afterwards, I had down and cracked another beer while she just laid in bed sobbing. I don't really consider it rape because it was a dude who was like 20 years older than me, plus, he did come back and let me do it again and even sucked my cock.

How about " what in god's fuck are you opening my mail for you fucking cunt"

sometimes i shit my own butt

That or "I've been experiencing anal leakage. I was too embarrassed to talk about it."

Cast sleep

>her
HER

HER
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for fucks sake

i have a tiny dick and only one ball.

i watch as other men fuck my wife

one time i washed the guy's car while he was fucking her

i lick public urinals to taste real men's piss

u wot m8

mmm then what happens after those 3-5 days?
>multiply that by staying up for 3-5 days

Yeah, I know. I wondered whether I should use "he" or "she" and just went with she for simplicity sake.

Yeah, making up stories can be confusing, can't it?

Fucktard.

How do you manage the old....um...smelly alko breath?

How about you fucking faggots give legitimate advice

>simplicity
Correct forms (HE or IT) are simpler as they are shorter.

And are correct

what are you my therapist? fuck off. i crash. i know, ive heard it 50000 fucking times. maybe if you didnt do meth you wouldnt stay up for so long and you would actually sleep

fuck you meth is my life

I remember reading about dudes in France who will drop pieces of bread in public urinals and come back later after they've been soaked in other men's piss, and eat them. Soupeurs, I think they're called.

no its called french bread

lol
i dont give a fuck if u die, fucking niggress, Im just curious

Fuck you nigger, that is legitimate advice. Three different, completely reasonable ways of approaching the situation. What the fuck do you want us to say?

haven't done that, but i have picked out discarded gum from urinals and chewed it, piss, pubes and all

I have seen my best friend's girlfriend's tits and am super attracted to her ever since

How about you buy a strapon next time so your mom can peg your faggoty ass. Kill yourself, retard.

I haven't had sex in about a year and I don't want any tbh. Sex feels mechanical in every way, there's nothing that feels incredibly good about it imo

Try marijuanny

Dear user,

Thank you for being so fucked up that I feel better about my own problems. I love these threads in hopes that my self-esteem will get back where it needs to be.

Same bro, am prolly gonna get ass cancer from this

i am dead inside look at me

dear user,
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
you are still a piece of shit

Then you never had real sex with the right woman my friend , trust me the time will come . And you will love it

She shouldn't be opening your mail you fucking child. How about you stop being a faggot and stop ordering butt plugs??

Ermergurd!! Fucking feelthy french fags. That is rank

you see all those people sleeping around the place, apparently having the time of their life, how come I just got unlucky all the time? I've had sex with several different women telling myself what you just said, it never was any different though