ITT: We poorly describe tv shows, movies and vidya

ITT: We poorly describe tv shows, movies and vidya

I'll go first

>Guy fucks a giant talking rock, now his kid must deal with the traumatic consequences.

steven universe
guy is dying does something illegal to make money for kids

>red blue or green explosions

Mass Effect.

Breaking Bad

id love to have an owl as a pet. as a kid we had a family of owls that would roost on a wooden fence in our backyard for about 3 years.

Good brown pajamas vs evil black pajamas in space.

Mentally damaged war veteran relies on sadistic forest animal to save life.

let's see if anyone gets it right.

sports team wins big tournament with help of political leader

Star Wars
A girl in polkadot pajamas and a burgular who never steals anything fight random townsfolk when they get angry.

Fuck your movie descriptions. Post more cute owls being cute owls.

>Runescape
>3500 efficient hours just to get a pixel cape

vidya
>build shit
>conquer shit
>starve
>build shit
>conquer shit
>barbarians gonna barb
>betrayed
>civil war
>fuck it conquer everyone

Mailman BTFO angry Romans and faggots on a glorified bridge.

Civ?

Civilisation.

nope

Two men date supermodels constantly and complain about everything with their Jewish bitch friend and a crack addict

Anyone got this one?

I claudius ?

Nope

Lone immigrant single-handedly proves Trump right

Vidya or TV?

A jewish character who stupid people believe is real and lives in the sky is tortured for 2 hours

Ck2

Passion of the christ

low-level workers go on medieval-style journey to find rescued woman way out of their league

No Country for Old Men.

Mario

Cmon someone get this one. Its on the tip of my tongue I just can't think of it.

rich stud drowning in pussy deals with loser brother and stupid nephew

nope

the audience of how how I met your mother ?

My life: the movie

See

Vidya

>Captured by sith lord who now runs a cult
>Grind grain til strong
>Fuck bitches get rubies
>Emerge victorious

>says sith lord
>Expects nobody to guess star wars

>Fuck sister
>Fuck everyone
>Fuck bride
>Anal fist groom
>Ineffective military campaign
>Sleep with horse
>Get murdered
>Ruined career.

>Shot in Point Reyes California
>Marine layer

Book series:
>Wake up after a very long time
>Everything has gone to shit
>Your nick name is a card game

two tiny friends and an old man go on an adventure and meet a strange rotting old man-thing

harry potter

Seinfeld?

seinfeld

teenagers in new york in the mid 90s write "hello world" over and over in visual basic while tripping on dmt

>Get shot and betrayed
>befriend a nigger
>you kill your gf
>you can't talk

the sims

Logan's run

autistic chronic masturbator and killjoy bitch waste taxpayer money

The election was a movie?

Not Star Wars

little boy and metal guy fight people and change stuff

"here's all the girls i fucked before you were born and also your mom fucked your 'uncle' a bunch of times"

Full Metal Alchemist

yea

the x files, but fuckin lol

>Fight giants in shape shifting airplanes

>collect stars
>open door

gay sperglord btfos nazis

american idol

Invictus

Lord of the rings

Holy shit that's 100% spot on for X Files. I'm currently watching it and I didn't get it but that's fantastic.

I don't think we'll ever see another TV show with a character as hapless and pathetic yet lovable as Fox Mulder.

The Mr Robot guy doesn't hold a candle to how screwed up and empty Mulder is when you get right down to it.

There's that one scene where a guy tries to get into his bedroom but he can't because his bedroom is completely full of boxes of pornos.

a kindly grandfather educates his very special grandson via hands-on science projects

no
>vidya
>over 10 years old

not to mention the episode where it's revealed that mulder eventually dies from auto-erotic asphyxiation and the episode where scully walks in on him whackin' it in his basement office

Dexter?

>people over 10 years old play vidya?

The new girl?

Kirbys Adventure NES

/cyb/ version of fight club starring the rarest of pepes

no
nigga what?
>less than 20 years old
>there are only 7 stars, all of different colors

8 bit video game:
>Nicaraguan counter-revolutionaries fight aliens.

>Young doctor
>Disabled helper
>Create monster

psychotic jewish supremacist terror gang assassinates democratically elected world leader and many civilians in a cowardly terror attack at a movie premiere

>flamethrowers
>winter
>body horror

Young Frankenstein, presumably

Contra

Priest may or may not have diddled a young dindu.

What is John Carpenter's The Thing, Alex?

Inglorious Basterds?

Correct!

Ding ding ding, we have a winner

office drone beats himself up over his poor life decisions

GTA3?

2 1/2 men?

Telepathic cetacean saves the world

How I Met Your Mother?

AKA Dad spends weeks telling his kids about all the girls he banged before meeting their mother, but in excruciatingly painful detail

Beautiful people discover the joys and dangers of cocaine under the sea.

Contra is correct.

Another:

>Two radical amphibians rappel into the Wookie Hole but can't get past the next stage

How I Met Your Mother
The Imitation Game
Rick and Morty
... fight club?

Star Trek: The Voyage home

Correct good sir

I'll give you extra credit, but I was thinking of a video game series.

that's the one!

A gay looking dude with long hair has to find 3 shapes and mash them together

hahah i keked

>Out of place sheriff
>Nobody likes me
>Save the day anyway

harry potter and the deathly hallows

ecco?

kek'd. weather the op meant to or not, youre right.
here's a fun one
>a crew of explorers deliver a whale back to the future