Ok Sup Forums here's the deal. I've got some pizza on the way. $13 worth. What the fuck am I supposed to tip for it? It's 11:30pm where I live and I'm drunk and waiting to sober up so I can get more beer. btw it's Pizza Hut and a medium pizza and pasta.
Ok Sup Forums here's the deal. I've got some pizza on the way. $13 worth. What the fuck am I supposed to tip for it...
Kill him.
4bucks. Stingy but acceptable.
invite him over and then share the pizza with him, then proceed to rape him, that should cover it
Best hand him a $20 with no change motherfucker
4 bucks isn't fucking stingy
Pizza delivery boy detected
smoke a bowl with him.
pizza hut drivers all smoke weed.
The fuck, 1.95$ is 15% of the bill which is normal tip. 4 bucks is great for a 13$ bill.
That pizza nigga is already getting paid to do nothing and drive.
Nah I'm just really fucking lit.
First off, you should subscribe to Pizza Huts online deals. I just got a coupon for 50% off. Secondly, you should probably tip $2.50 as that is 20%.
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suck his dong and post it on pornhub the video title being "greasy user sucks pizza hut delivery man's breadstick"
take it from a femanon
15
trips wtf cheecked
Be a cunt. Tell him to keep the change
Unless its a chick than keep the change
if the pizza is exactly 13 just give him 15 and close the door and enjoy your pizza also why you trying to sober up if your going to get more beer
I thought the pasta would be extra. Thats a good deal for 13bucks if so. Too bad pizza hut sucks.
Get out. Now.
If it's on time then like 5 bucks. A $13 tab is a waste of everybodys time.
>tipping
Nah I'm not paying you guys jack shit
Fuck you delivery cucks
I usually give anywhere from 1-5$ depending on how much cash I have on me at the time.
>cant afford to tip for his pleb lvl food
>calls other people cucks
fgt my tips are higher than your entire meals. Be a fuckign human being.
when i was a driver for pizza hut, i was fine with 3-4$ tips.
Still not going to tip
Kiss my ass cuck
>mfw habitual nontippers get poo crust in their food.
I don't condone tamping with people's food, but I know it happens.
When I went to the US I was dumbfounded when I saw the tip line on the receipt. $0.00 every time.
Fuck you. Why should I pay you 15% more for something that has a set price? Do your fucking job and earn a salary like the rest of the world, cunt.
Exactly.
If you take a job for $2 an hour hoping to make everything in tips, then you deserve exactly $2 an hour for it. Fucking cunts
Tip nothing, and act like you're trying to small talk while asking the delivery guy why he chose such a shitty job where being paid is optional.
Eh, it evens out. Some people tip 0% some tip 100%.
faggot nobody who's drunk can spell this good hahha btfo fucking underage fag
0-0.99 dick tier
1-1.75 eyeroll tier
1.76-2.75 meh tier
2.76-3.65 average tier
3.66-4.50 right on! tier
4.51-6.99 hell frickin yeah! tier
7.00 brag to coworkers tier
t. Dominos delivery driver
Tip at least four bucks. The main reason being, that best case scenario, is that you'll help him out a lot. (They also pay gas and insurance) and the worst being that one day he might bring you another pizza and remember you. Or of course, he might end up ordering a pizza from you at some point because your field faild regardless of your effort, and you know need those tips. Its not a perfect sytem, but it is a pay it forward system.