Secrets Thread

Secrets Thread

ITT: Tell your secrets. We all have them.

OP's secret: I've started dozens of these secrets threads. This is the last one I start.

OP's secret: I'm not the only who starts them. But you're not getting any of mine any more.

>you're welcome

I got kind of forced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me how to do it

I slept with my professor for an A.

I like NIckelback

I want her to come back to me just so I can turn her away. I want her to want me again so I can tell her I don't want her anymore. I want her to hurt like she hurt me.

it was my flrst time being in love and I learned a lot. Like, before her, I never once thought about killing myself.

as if you would turn her away if she came back :P

friendzoned the sweet but boring boy next door all through middle and high school. dated a lot of guys after graduating high school. ended up getting pregnant. slept with the boy next door and let him think the kid was his because he has a good job. i stay at home and raise "our" kid and just get baked all day. i cheat on him quite a bit with the neighbor because he gives me free weed.

Sometimes I masturbate while my dormmate is alseep 10 feet from me.

I post on >>>/film/

Nobody wants to hear you vague relationship bullshit. Tell us an embarrassing story or stfu.

So? When I was younger I had to share a room with my sister

I asked her if she would love me forever. she said "i seriously doubt it. I don't love you now"

she would thrash your ass if she knew that

In high school I was a trap.

It was... Eventful.

moar

I would love nothing more than to turn her away.

nah

A few weeks ago I helped convince my friend/housemate's gf to dump him. They've been together for a while but she couldnt put up with him anymore, she was going to wait and dump him but I told her to just do it. Anyway I ended up having sex with her just a couple hours later, and we have fucked quite a few times since then. He has no idea, it's probably for the better as he still isnt over her. Part of me feels bad for him but she dumped him for legit reasons so it is mostly his fault they broke up, he had his chance and squandered it. all that "bros before hos" shit is stupid.

you should fap right over him and cum on him for lulz

and you're not now? so it was a .... choice?

I enjoy spanking girls and watching them get spanked.

I'm an 18 year old senior in high school.

I am narcissistic. I can't help but look in the mirror and love myself. I see myself as a God. I don't talk about this to others though.

I present myself as greatly as I can. I wear very nice quality dress shirts and tuck them in. Sometimes I even wear ties. I wear somewhat expensive watches by the standards of people at my school. I wear nice rings and necklaces. (I'm not very wealthy but I present myself like I am). It isn't uncommon for my peers to compliment my attire.

There is one problem however. I don't have a girlfriend. I haven't had one in years (I've had five in my lifetime, but it was never anything serious). I am angered by this. I'm not fat. My face isn't covered with acne. I shave. I have greenish blueish eyes. I have brown hair. I should have women worshipping me. But I constantly am ignored, rejected, or friendzoned.

So, in summary, my secret is that I feel a great deal of anger towards women for not being in love with me.

I don't say this often, but you should seriously consider suicide.

>I see myself as a God.

delusions of grandeur

>get back on your meds

But you already know your problem.

I bought a bunch of supercheap viagra, but not from the 4chin banner ad. The 4chin banner ad inspired me to consider it, but I won't send my credit card to the fucking Ukraine.

>pic related: look down

bump

I mean, what is my problem exactly?

There are multiple people at my school who know about my enormous ego. But how is that a bad thing? Every bit of advice for getting girls always starts with being confident. Girls don't want a shy nervous faggot. They want a man who is sure of himself.

May I also add that I'm not socially autistic or anything. I am not seen as the most social of people, but I have friends. I do alright with women. In fact, I asked a girl for her number earlier this week and we've texted everyday since then. But I honestly feel like I'm going to get friendzoned. I am certainly not ugly. I got nudes from a 8/10 girl a few months ago. But I don't have what I want: a relationship. I'm not a self-entitled faggot or anything, but I can't help but think a guy that is as great as me should have a fucking girlfriend by now.

I like the Eagles

they understand you have delusions of grandeur.

you won't find that in any dating books

Well, my high school was one of those regional ones, so at first only a half dozen or so people who were in my middle school knew I was actually a guy. Eventually the word got out, obviously, but I got to be "a normal high school girl" for about four months.
The reason I was outed was that there was a senior playing one of those "take as many girls virginity as possible" games, and I was apparently one of the first "girls" he went after. I turned him down a bunch, which pissed him off to no end. Eventually my best friend told one of his friends that I was actually a guy, so he stopped trying (for obvious reasons).
After that I had several misadventures, but nothing as funny, really. I live in a very "progressive" area, so I wasn't bullied or anything, which was nice I suppose.

Yeah. I wanted to be a girl for a while, so I was. Now I want to be a guy again, so I am.

> (You)
>Yeah. I wanted to be a girl for a while, so I was. Now I want to be a guy again, so I am.

so the right wing nuts have it right. it's not biological. you're not born that way. it's a deviancy. a mental illnes

There is a fine line between cocky and confidence. Learn which side u wanna be on. Girls can deal with cocky for a limited time. Over time they will think youre a tool. Being confident is about knowing how goood you are but not showing it off and having to constantly remind people who you are. If u truest are the shit people already know.

yes, right now they are all laughing at you. it's your unearned sense of confidence and inability to engage in critical self assessment that keeps you from seeing it.

>you are basically Sarah Palin user. she doesn't get it either.

But I'm smart? I'm at a magnet school which has a graduation rate of over 99% (It's usually 100%). It's the most prestigious school in my county. I make good grades, just as I have all my life. Come on, I had a high school reading level in the second grade. I'm certainly above average intelligence. I'm pretty goddamn educated in politics too. I have a great taste in music by most logical people's standards, and I don't bully anyone. I pursue girls, but they never accept my advances. I can't help but feel that I am among the greatest human beings at my age and I should definitely have a girlfriend.

Nice try fbi

>But I'm smart?

You don't know grammar? how fucking smart can you be?

It's because u present you're self as a douche bag. If u have to list to these girls all the reasons why they should choose you, u have already lost! Why is this hard to understand. Your 18 take a girl to the movies and talk about her. Pull your head out of your ass and let her talk about her self and what she likes not about your school or your readling level or your fucking threads. Or your going to go to college and be that guy that no one wants to hang with

I wouldn't call it an "illness", deviancy isn't a "sickness".
Both the liberals and the conservatives are idiots. Gender isn't a "definite" thing, like sex is. Gender is socially constructed; we SAY girls out to wear dresses while guys wear suits, but we don't walk out the womb with that. Society tells us that, and most of us absorb it. I HATE society. I refuse to let it define me. So, I decided to dress and act how I wanted to, not how society wants me to.

see

>inability to engage in critical self assessment t

I tell people that I help as many people as possible, but overall, I fuck something up eventually and hurt them more than I help.I'm actually shit at helping anything.

you proved their point entirely faggot. girls are girls. boys are boys. and only deviants decide otherwise.

This is Sup Forums. I don't speak about myself in this way to girls. I ask them about their lives. I try to make them happy. I can show you screenshots from a girl I was texting TODAY. I tried to move the conversation into telling her that I want to date her, and it's like either she didn't pick up on it or she didn't want a relationship at all. It pissed me off. She should be in love with me, she shouldn't want to be my buddy or anything like that.

Hooray for you, bootlicker! You successfully resisted the allure of FREE THOUGHT!

For one that's what's wrong with your generation. If u kike her pick up the phone and call her. So much gets lost in translation through text message. Call her and convey your feeling. Txting is just words on a screen. No value added.

I'm the guy fucking the melon at the bottom of the screen.

I sucked a guys dick in a hotel while away on business. I met him on craigslist.

lick my asshole snowflake

Are u m or female

>still not gay

faggot obviously

>still not gay

>wants the world to fall into his special little categories
>throws a temper tantrum when someone breaks it

Okay snowflake :^)

male

You're definitely way beyond confident, into self-aggrandizingly cocky, while seem completely oblivious to the qualities a person would actually be interested in. Book smarts ain't everything, and if you're at a good school, they're not even unusual there. Being smart is unrelated to being "great", and anyone who thinks they're just great, all around, can't see their own weaknesses, because everyone has some, and you sound like you have plenty.

Why would u get out n craigslist to suck a dude off??? Just get on tinder or something. Craigslist is grimey as fuck.

I mean I'm a dude that Fucks chicks but I still wouldn't meet one off Craigslist.. you prolly have hiv now

have you opened your eyes to what happened on November 8th?

WE took America back and things are gonna change. Your faggot kind isn't welcome. Just when you thought you got ma freedom

I get sexually excited when the person checking the receipts at Sam's Club pores over my cart to make sure I didn't steal anything. I get a thrill from people searching me and my belongings.

why the living fuck would tinder be better than craigslist?

I think you're thinking of grindr faggot

c'mere slut

It was a long time ago. I've tested clean many times since then. Doesn't tinder like use your facebook to verify? Either way I'm married. Waifu might see on phone

told you he was faggot

Same fag posting. I think I have very taboo sexual interests because I had a weird sexual upbringing that I'm blocking out. Apparently my pops has been accused of sexual encounters with a relative when she was in secondary. I learned of this as an adult. I recall my pops wrestling with me, and I wonder if it was more than just wrestling.

How do I know if I'm a fag?
I think I'm bi. or something. I do enjoy a good pussy. But I wasn't put off by that guys dick either.

Im trying my hardest to not be gay and only like girls. Idk why but my brain is thinking about dick on the side and i dont like it

So what? Is Trump going to send me to Meme Auschwitz for dressing like a girl sometimes?
Trump cares more about tax breaks for the bourgeoisie and creating a complacent populace than he cares about "fags". Pence might care a bit more, but really, what the fuck is the Vice President going to do? Can you name one thing Biden ever did? Neither can I.
I suppose some wannabe brownshirts might pop up at some point, but I'm not scared of Nazi LARPers. The fact of the matter is that I am going to continue being a faggot, I am lead a happy and fulfilling life, and I am probably going to get more tail than your sorry ass.
And Trump or no Trump, there is nothing you can do about it.

Yeah you actually should consider killing yourself

see

I'm straight, I've never fapped to guys or anything.

But deep down, I can't help but find Leonardo Dicaprio, Pewdiepie, young Ray Liotta and Christian Bale attractive.

Am I gay?

I think I'm falling for my wife's best friend.

>Ray Liotta
wut

fine. I knew you were a dude who sucks cock, not a femanon.

is that better sweetie? faggot

You're autistic and everyone is nice to you because they can see it but you're too autistic to tell.

>Pewdiepie attractive.

still not gay

You know, Henry from Goodfellas.

Goodfellas is my favorite movie. In fact, all of these guys are from my favorite movies & media. Leonardo Dicaprio-the departed. Ray Liotta-Goodfellas. Christian Bale-American Psycho. And PewdiePie is probably my favorite youtuber (ever since he stopped being such an overreacting faggot to screamers in video games).

So..... am I gay?

you're not not gay, that's for sure

why not Buscemi then? if you're gonna go gay over ugly actors.

I can't decide if I should tell her

easy. don't tell her. ever. never ever tell her.

>you're welcome

not that it matters, but tell her what?

clearly you do like it, just just subconsciously

I'm not really sexually attracted to boys. I fap to girls. (Well, I haven't fapped in 2017 yet because not fapping is my new years resolution.) When I did fap though, it was always to girls, particularly to blowjobs, facials, handjobs, and doggystyle porn.

I just find some famous guys handsome/cute.

>not fapping is my new years resolution

yeah, let us know how that works out for you

I can't decide if I should tell herCan't decide if I should tell my wife's bff that in every way I compare one to the other, and my wife loses every time.

Okay, I take back what I said. I'm totally into girls, but I'm having gay thoughts slowly creep into my mind. I don't know what to do. I'm a trump supporter for gods sake. Am I turning gay????

Actually end your life.

Haha, samefag here.

I guess it's just my mind running wild on me late at night. I'm not gay, haha.

>I'm a trump supporter for gods sake

let me know how that works out for you

or just tell me if you are you poorfag or richfag and I can do the math

My nephews are staying at my place, I let them shower with me and my gf a little while ago. Have done it several times before.

where the literally fuck are you from? this must be some euroshit or something. it is not even in the neighborhood of normal in murica.

Me and my ex broke up about two months ago. It ended pretty ugly, now I can't stop checking her social media. Idk what for, she recently unblocked me on Facebook and I've been considering messaging her. If I do or if I don't then I'm kinda fucked, I wish I never met her tbh. This might seem pretty tame what with all the rapists and incests but fuck I had to admit it at some point, even if it is to a bunch of random anons.

how old are they? Do you ever do anything?

It's ok Sport. We all go through this the first time we fall in love and get a girl. Get back in the saddle. Atta boy. Now run off and play you scamp.

Elliot Rodger?

USA. not every one is a conservative godfag who thinks nudity is an evil taboo and should be ashamed of it, just like their parents are. They shelter them from reality as much as they can. She is the only girl they've seen naked before irl.

8 & 10. dont molester them or anything

cont.. their parents are fine with me showering with them but they would freak out if they knew gf was also there.

Morning op

>She is the only girl they've seen naked before irl.

no shit sherlock.

good luck with the grand jury, trial and anal rape in prison

if it's all so goddamn normal, then why are you confessing it in a secrets thread? answer me that pedobear.

Hahahahahaha this is the most wholesome response ever. Thanks my guy! I will.