Recommend me some essential Jason Statham core

recommend me some essential Jason Statham core

ill go with the underrated one since im sure you guys will take care of most of the rest

Crank
Transporter 1+2
Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels

... That's the entire list, really.

Crank: The Crankening
Crank 2: Crunk as Cuck
Crank 3: Crankie goes to Crankywood
Crank 4: Crankson Cranksham the IIIrd
Crank 5: Civilization and Its Discontents

Have never seen a film of his...

I don't know, it all looks like "safe action films for daddy to watch while the children play nearby".

Collateral is also part of the TCU (Transporter Cinematic Universe).

Most of them, yes, which is what makes them not great (except the first two Transporter movies).

If you watch Crank with your children nearby, you are getting divorced.

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Funnily enough I made the thread because my dad asked my to download some of his movies.

Though I don't think Crank is something he might like. He also said something about Seagal but I'd rather no really.

>not including Snatch
what the fuck user

Snatch

HIVEMIND

Snatch.

Also,

>66

It will be done my lord

Statham is the only actor who hasn't had a bad movie.

Death Race.

That's fair, I had LS&2SB mixed up in my head with Snatch. Those two, plus the ones in my original post. That's the entire list, though for shits & giggles you can watch "The One" and see him mangle an American accent.

Crank 1 and 1 are some of the best American movies of the their decade

crank 2 is my daughter's favorite film. she laughs every time the crazy asian lady is on screen

Dungeon
Siege

>hasn't made a bad movie
"The Mechanic" would like a word with you.

Okay fair enough but none of those were bad because of Jason

In fact they would have been worse without him

If you act well when someone films you taking a dump, that's fine.

Doesn't mean I want to watch you take a dump.