Ask the controller of the universe anything

Ask the controller of the universe anything.

Is 10% income tax 10% slavery?

Hello???

Damn... this guy speaks the same dialect as god.

kek

Am I entitled to compensation for being diagnosed with mesothelioma?

> implying intelligence officers have badges
Honestly, the most interesting people at the CIA (paramilitary officers, ie. SAD operators) often don't even wear anything connecting them to the US government.

OP why do I keep getting fucked on life?

tell us something hopeful

100% of the population being 10% enslaved is somehow better than 10% of the population being 100% enslaved. ( With 90% of the population being 0% enslaved. )

We're all going to die one day.

It is your own fault. Life will get a lot better if you take responsibility for your own choices.

Don't blame yourself for your flaws, blame yourself for not compensating correctly for them.

>controller of the universe

so ur lower level clerance

Nailed it Sup Forumsud
Too bad I don't care about myself anymore hahaha

Homie got that confidential clearance and thinks he's hot shit

can you terminate my life please?

How do I join? If I looked at a lot of diaper porn on my computer (because it's often confused with pedophilia and all that jazz) will the CIA reject me? I'm joining the military via ROTC and plan on going into the CIA after my service, but I don't want me degenerate porn addiction to snuff me out of a chance.

>Ask the controller of the universe anything.
If you have such power why are you so lazy?

I don't believe they will ever see this during the security clearance process. Worst case scenario, the CIA will ask porn related questions when you're being polygraphed, but as long as there is no action you should be fine.

Is suicide always an option?

Can you guys commit sudoku?

someone wants us to believe the cia is all powerful.

i don't believe that. corps are bigger and more powerful than they'll ever be

Please kill Trump and all his retarded followers.